Jay Leno tonight speculated that the iPhone for sale Friday comes with “its own cappucino maker and nose hair trimmer”. I hear the Hollywood version has an assistant whacker. It’s no biggie if you score the Ultimate Hand Job tomorrow. Surest sign of showbiz status? Those who got their iPhones last week, last month…

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