TOP 10 REASONS TO STRIKE

10. A chance to wave a friendly hello to arriving studio execs, even if I only use one finger.

9. Get to eat cookies, pizza and Krispy Kreme then walk it off.

8. I look good in red.

7. Ahhhh, sunlight.

6. Divorce is impossible but a good custody fight gets my blood pumping.

5. America needs more Darnell.

4. Hoping that my jokes on line will save my development deal.

3. My therapist says that chanting can be therapeutic.

2. Residual anger.

AND THE #1 REASON TO STRIKE:
1. Want to give Julie Chen a leg up in the world...