DHD Strike Photo Caption Contest #2

COMMENTS (223)

• No gifts this year…I’m on strike against food and the reindeer went on the Schmaltz diet.

  Comment by Daniel — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:01pm PST  Reply to this post

• “I just lay back and look at the havoc I’ve wreaked.”

  Comment by quoting the WGA Executive Director — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:04pm PST  Reply to this post

• “Sure, it’s unflattering — plus I’m Jewish! — but it’s warm as hell.”

  Comment by Kip Russell — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:05pm PST  Reply to this post

• “You think I came up with ‘Ho-Ho-Ho’ on my own?

  Comment by Jim Dunn — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:08pm PST  Reply to this post

• Well, the list was done by the deadline, but my agent says if I check it even once, it’s crossing the line.

  Comment by Bob — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:08pm PST  Reply to this post

• “Those ignorant writers will never know there’s a studio exec under this beard… or that my belly is padded with force majeure documents. Ho, ho, ho!”

  Comment by Nick — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:09pm PST  Reply to this post

• “Speechless #360 – Santa Claus”

  Comment by Simon Jester — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:09pm PST  Reply to this post

• I ho, ho, hope my little elves in China and Vietnam don’t get any ideas.

  Comment by John McMillion — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:10pm PST  Reply to this post

• I’m freezing my fu*%ing chestnuts out here!

  Comment by BLAIR — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:10pm PST  Reply to this post

• The only reasons I’m dressed as Kris Kringle is because I’m a season-ticket holder of the New York Knicks.

  Comment by amnoyumous — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:11pm PST  Reply to this post

• “The movie fans pout
  The TV viewers cry
  The Guild will shout
  and the producers will know why
  Santa Claus is coming to town!”

  Comment by David Mello — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:13pm PST  Reply to this post

• Sure beats shoveling reindeer Sh*t!

  Comment by Nick Laws — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:13pm PST  Reply to this post

• “Will ho for food.”

  Comment by tom — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:16pm PST  Reply to this post

• Oddly enough, my list had three categories this year.
  “Naughty”, “Nice”, and “Total Dicks”.

  Comment by Alfie — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:18pm PST  Reply to this post

• Caption: “I’m NOT Saint Nick Counter”

  or

  “If I have to wait until the coal in my stocking turns into a diamond, it’s going to be a long, cold winter without a contract.”

  or

  “Like me, fail negotiations by the AMPTP are a myth.”

  Comment by Jake Hollywood — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:18pm PST  Reply to this post

• “No Dough, No Ho!”

  Comment by Occasional Showrunner — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:19pm PST  Reply to this post

• Guess who’s getting coal in their stockings!

  Comment by Craig Miller — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:21pm PST  Reply to this post

• “I still don’t understand why people won’t take our demands seriously… maybe if I put on some clown shoes…”

  Comment by tenpercenter — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:22pm PST  Reply to this post

• What do you mean I’m not being compensated with cookies and milk for Christmas gifts ordered over the internet?!

  Comment by Jeremy — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:24pm PST  Reply to this post

• No Christmas until the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are part of the Guild too!

  Comment by Jeff — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:26pm PST  Reply to this post

• Who did you think wrote ELF? I’m a writer the other 364 days a year….

  Comment by Matt Kaplan — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:28pm PST  Reply to this post

• 1) No, the Costume Designers didn’t go on strike. Asshole.

  2) Worst mall job, ever.

  3) Ho, Ho, Ho. No seriously, I see a ho.

  4) Seriously, Lady. I’m not Jeff Zucker.

  Comment by Matt — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:28pm PST  Reply to this post

• I got in the guild with my excellent punch-up on FRED CLAUS.

  Comment by skoonix — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:30pm PST  Reply to this post

• Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good write.

  Comment by Mike Preister — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:31pm PST  Reply to this post

• “Yes, Mr. Counter, there is a Santa Claus! Enjoy your stocking full of reindeer shit! Ho! HO! HO!”

  Comment by Thomas Cunningham — Friday December 14, 2007 @ 1:32pm PST  Reply to this post