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No gifts this year…I’m on strike against food and the reindeer went on the Schmaltz diet.
“I just lay back and look at the havoc I’ve wreaked.”
“Sure, it’s unflattering — plus I’m Jewish! — but it’s warm as hell.”
“You think I came up with ‘Ho-Ho-Ho’ on my own?
Well, the list was done by the deadline, but my agent says if I check it even once, it’s crossing the line.
“Those ignorant writers will never know there’s a studio exec under this beard… or that my belly is padded with force majeure documents. Ho, ho, ho!”
“Speechless #360 – Santa Claus”
I ho, ho, hope my little elves in China and Vietnam don’t get any ideas.
I’m freezing my fu*%ing chestnuts out here!
The only reasons I’m dressed as Kris Kringle is because I’m a season-ticket holder of the New York Knicks.
“The movie fans pout
The TV viewers cry
The Guild will shout
and the producers will know why
Santa Claus is coming to town!”
Sure beats shoveling reindeer Sh*t!
“Will ho for food.”
Oddly enough, my list had three categories this year.
“Naughty”, “Nice”, and “Total Dicks”.
Caption: “I’m NOT Saint Nick Counter”
“If I have to wait until the coal in my stocking turns into a diamond, it’s going to be a long, cold winter without a contract.”
“Like me, fail negotiations by the AMPTP are a myth.”
“No Dough, No Ho!”
Guess who’s getting coal in their stockings!
“I still don’t understand why people won’t take our demands seriously… maybe if I put on some clown shoes…”
What do you mean I’m not being compensated with cookies and milk for Christmas gifts ordered over the internet?!
No Christmas until the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy are part of the Guild too!
Who did you think wrote ELF? I’m a writer the other 364 days a year….
1) No, the Costume Designers didn’t go on strike. Asshole.
2) Worst mall job, ever.
3) Ho, Ho, Ho. No seriously, I see a ho.
4) Seriously, Lady. I’m not Jeff Zucker.
I got in the guild with my excellent punch-up on FRED CLAUS.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good write.
“Yes, Mr. Counter, there is a Santa Claus! Enjoy your stocking full of reindeer shit! Ho! HO! HO!”
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