Now that the new Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince pic has been delayed, this Warner Bros faux flack has some choice words for angry Harry Potter fans.
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nice beard
would have been funnier if he actually looked like a Warner Bros. executive and not some guy working at a fish market
pretty ham-fisted. could’ve been done with a lot more wit and finesse.
Snipe sleeping with Dumbledore would have been a better line but nevertheless its bloody funny
LMAO!
Comedy.com has NEVER had anything funny on it, ever to the point where calling it COMEDY.com is false advertising. From the stupid news to the laughing Hot Girl, all they have to offer is half a concept and the worst execution ever. Any 12 year old with a blackberry camera could do a better job.
Geez, they suck.
This could have been funny. All they needed was a better script, a better actor, a better website and a clue.
Oh, and warners will do whatever the fuck they want anyway. So at least they did get that right. They just didnt get that funny, but then why buck their trend?
Comedy.com?
Maybe they should’ve registered NotFunny.com?
Wait ’til Warner Bros sues them for using the Looney Tunes medley at the end.
this guy was horrible and not funny at all. Seriously if your site is named comedy.com then there is probably no comedy there.
Seriously, I laughed and I am not retarded. Besides, I already own such WB s**t as Gilmore Girls DVD’s, Dukes of Hazzard DVD’s, and a Looney Toons DVD among others.
i have no idea what he said. I’m Deaf.
Closed-captioning, please?
Rob Delaney is a funny comedian!!! I’ve seen him at the Improv in Hollywood and he’s hilarious. The others on this board don’t know what they’re talking about…
I loved the line about delaying the movie one day for every complaint they get.
I’m going to adopt that. For every stupid complaint PETA makes, I’m going to kill a chicken!
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