The Golden Globe nominations are announced this morning. Once again, I predict that whoever lobbied the so-called Hollywood Foreign Press Association the hardest will win. And whichever films and TV shows have the highest wattage stars will score nominations to hype the paparazzi interest and help the telecast’s ratings. Be aware that the small motley local crew who belong to the scandal-riddled HFPA won’t grant membership to the real foreign journalists at the prestige newspapers across the world. As a result, I refuse to hype the HFPA’s b.s. awards. Trust me, they’re as meaningless as the crappy organization behind them. Therefore, while I will post the nominations, I will not treat them with seriousness by offering any analysis.
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You rock, Nikki! I’ve been rolling my eyes at the Golden Globes for years, not understanding why anyone ever takes it or the HFPA seriously other than Hollywood’s need to blow smoke up their own asses. Insert finger in mouth and vomit.
You might love Nikki, but I want to have her babies!!!!
What awards show isn’t “b.s.”? Real awards are distributed by the public.
The Dark Knight is hands down the best motion picture of the year but the academy is probably too stupid to recognpredictable “prestige” pictures. What is prestigious about a film no will pay money to see?
“This Is A Golden Globes Hype-Free Zone”
Best. News. Ever.
THE SEASON IS HERE THAT I HATE.
PRETENTIOUS AND DRESSED UP AS FATE.
LIKE A SHARP ANAL PROBE,
HERE COME THE GOLDEN GLOBES.
DON’T WE ALL HAVE ENOUGH PAPERWEIGHTS?