Once again, I will be live-blogging (more like live-snarking) the Spirit Awards on Saturday and the Academy Awards on Sunday. Come for the cynicism. Stay for the subversion. Add your comment. Warning: Not for the easily offended or shocked.
Editor-in-Chief Nikki Finke - tip her here.



Come for the cynicism. Stay for the subversion.
And the necessary honesty.
Now the Oscars might be worth watching….
Like my grandmother used to say: if you can’t say something nice about someone…come sit by me and we’ll have a nice little chat.
Go Slumdog!
As always, I am looking forward to the live-snarking. It’s always much more entertaining than the actual shows.
Oh goody. Another awards show blog of you being a self-centered bitch. Who wouldn’t want that?
Hey Mark, not like anyone is forcing you to to read her blog, right? So why don’t you fuck off?
Steve Coogan is embarrassingly unfunny so far on the Spirit Awards.
Watching parodies of the event afterwards is really the only entertainment value. What with the products mostly being immoral and/or unpatriotic, the hosts America-hating jerks, and the winners lately being Affirmative-action type picks, meh.
Maybe you can breath life into the zombie-fest of a ceremony. Unless Hugh Jackman shows his schlong (try to say that 10 times!)…I have 100% faith that they’ll bore me out of my mind.