
TUESDAY 12:30AM UPDATE: I’ve learned that both Jay Leno and the Guild investigating panel asked WGAw President Patric Verrone among others to make the final report public, including full transcripts of the hearing. But Verrone et al refused. So why was the Guild’s excuse “confidentiality” since Leno willingly waived his? Or was Verrone more concerned that his own questionable conduct would be exposed?
MONDAY 6:30PM UPDATE: Prompted by my post today, the Writers Guild, West, finally released its trial committee report after refusing to do so because of “confidentiality”. So why now? Only because I was releasing some of its findings — among them that Jay Leno had been unanimously cleared. The WGAw report determined that the Guild owed Leno a public apology because Jay had been “done a disservice and his reputation harmed by these proceedings”. I believe that the WGAw was purposely withholding this report because it presented President Patric Verrone in a bad light, which would have been damaging during the Guild elections. I can report that a key person complicit in this was WGAw staffer Neil Sacharow, who in my opinion should be fired. It was Sacharow who phoned me in consternation after seeing my midday advisory that my WGA vs Leno reporting was about to post.
(More on the report below).
MONDAY 12:30 PM: Few issues during the November 2007/February 2008 writers strike stirred as much anger and emotion as whether WGA member Jay Leno violated Guild strike rules during his return to hosting The Tonight Show. The WGAw’s investigation into what Leno did and not do was conducted with the utmost secrecy during and after the strike. It was only 18 months after the strike, on August 11th, that Hollywood found out that the union had cleared Leno of all charges – and only then because his name did not appear on the press release detailing who had been charged by the trial committees. Now I have been asked by sources close to Jay Leno to relay the information to Hollywood that he was unanimously cleared by his peers at the Writers Guild, which certainly puts a different complexion on the ugly face of strike-breaking. [I have asked the WGAw to confirm this and am waiting for its response.] “I have no problem with them bringing charges. But the unfair part is that when you’re innocent, because of all the secrecy, no one shakes your hand and says, ‘Welcome back into the fold’,” Leno was quoted by my sources as saying. These sources tell me that Jay maintained throughout the investigation by the WGA trial committee that “they [Guild officials] really told me I could do my monologue” and claims 17 writers testified to that effect. Leno also had “the man who wrote the law” come in and testify that hosts of late night shows had the right under an AFTRA clause allowing performers to write material that they perform. Jay also denied working with scabs and maintained he turned off the fax machines. Instead, he told the trial committee that he ”went through 17 years of material and rewrote that.” In his defense, Leno testified at one point, “in a business as transparent as this, you can’t get away with anything.”
I don’t understand why Leno himself won’t go public with this news. Because it might go a long way to healing the wounds created during the strike when almost every working writer except Jay’s own staff was hating on him. And that animus has only intensified since the Jay Leno Show was announced because writers blame him and the network for stripping NBC’s schedule of 5 hours of scripted primetime programming a week and thus depriving scores of WGA members of badly needed jobs. Leno is looking for absolution from his Guild peers. He’s telling my sources, ”I understand why these guys are still mad at me. I know what the animosity is about. But, if I wasn’t on, NBC would still program 5 nights a week of Dateline or Biggest Loser. As it is my show has 22 WGA writers who are working in the top 5% in terms of pay for 46 weeks a year. For whatever reason, the network doesn’t want more scripted drama. So The Closer, The Shield, Burn Notice, all these wonderful shows are on cable.”
I do feel that Deadline Hollywood owes Leno an apology, so even though he has never asked me for one, I offer it to him now. I chronicled Leno’s many visits to the picket lines, often with cups of Starbucks and boxes of donuts, in the first months of the strike when The Tonight Show was dark. But I became one of his harshest critics after he went back to work in early January 2008. That’s when the rumors began flying.
My email box became filled with allegation after allegation of strike-breaking by Leno. Soon after, WGA members brought formal complaints against Jay of violating guild rules against writing for struck companies, and the Guild’s Strike Rules Compliance Committee (SRCC) began its investigation. Leno became the only one of the late night hosts who faced a review which focused specifically on how he was able to keep doing his nightly monologue. He was questioned at length on two occasions in February and June by a WGA West trial committee, which consisted of 5 rank-and-file guild members. The final decisions on the penalties recommended by the trial committees rested with the WGA West board of directors.
I recall that during the strike, there were so many rumors about Leno and the WGA that it became impossible for me to check out each of them. One of the most persistent was that WGA West President Patric Verrone had previously worked for Jay on The Tonight Show and therefore given him a “pass” for the monologue. While Verrone had indeed worked for The Tonight Show long ago, it had been for host Johnny Carson, not Leno. I can report that, at one point, members of one late night show’s writing staff contacted me because they’d heard directly from a writer in the room when Verrone met with Leno ostensibly regarding Letterman getting that WGA waiver for Worldwide Pants (because Dave owned his and Craig Ferguson’s late night shows, while Leno worked for NBC) and to tell the Guild he was being pressured by NBC to go back to work. It was claimed Leno matter-of-factly told Verrone that he was going to be writing his own monologue once back on the show. The writer in the room claimed Verrone seemed fine with it. Rumors also reached me that one of the late night producers had called Verrone to complain, and that Verrone had told him the union would not go after Jay. That is until I broke the story of the Leno-Verrone meeting, and then “Verrone had to pretend to be outraged,” the sources told me.
At the time, tempers were high within the late night world. And everyone inside it was furious with the WGA for seeming to not take any action against all the hosts who’d returned tp work, but especially against Leno. “The union has demonstrated to every striking writer that there is no punishment for violating their rules, opening the door for across-the-board scabbing,” one late night writer wrote me. “Verrone has put his personal relationships ahead of the cause.” There was even a call for Patric to step down.
The reason why the situation reached critical mass around Leno was because Jay had been a credited member of The Tonight Show writing staff for most of his tenure behind the desk. And, as such, had by Guild rules to put his pen down and not hire scabs and not ask his writing staff to perform work while the strike was on. It didn’t matter that on the air that first night back, Jay respectfully acknowledged the worthiness of the WGA’s demands. But at the same time he admitted his own strike-breaking creative process whereby “I write jokes and wake my wife up” in order to try them out on her. That’s why, on January 3rd, the WGA told Leno that he violated its rules by penning and delivering punch lines in his monologue.
Many of the rumors also centered around Jay’s staff of writers, who were regularly walking the picket line while the accusations flew. Head writer Joe Medeiros, also a respected strike captain for the WGA, would deny the allegations, insisting that he and the writing staff were not preparing material for Leno as some maintained. In fact, Joe sent a letter to the WGA strike captains on January 8th, 2008, that read: “No Tonight Show writers have been, are, or will be writing jokes or anything else for Jay Leno or The Tonight Show during tis strike.” And still the rumors kept on spreading. Madeiros also claimed that Jay was not receiving material from scab writers even though it’s widely alleged in the writing community and comedic circles that he “undermines” the WGA through his use of hundreds of freelance writers who are non-Guild (and who send in their stuff via those infamous Tonight Show fax machines). While most of the late night hosts use some freelance material, it’s claimed that sometimes over half of Leno’s Tonight Show was penned by freelancers who earn money that is not subject to guild pension and health payments. Instead, Medeiros insisted that Jay was simply recycling old material from past monologues and just updating it. And he refuted claims circulating that he or the writing staff or Leno had ever considered going fi-core.
Today, I can state that the trial committee report on the Leno case details most of what I was able to confirm amid all the rumors and posted during the strike (see links below): how at that meeting with WGA leadership on Dec. 31, 2007, Leno was told by Verrone that the guild was grateful for Leno’s public support of the strike and that he would not face disciplinary action for writing his monologue since Jay was being pressured by NBC to return to work. (I’m told that nearly all of Leno’s writers who were at the meeting, as well as WGA executive director Dave Young, and even Patric Verrone, gave written or verbal testimony — under oath — to this.)
But it was only after protests from furious WGA members over the Guild allowing Leno to write during the strike that Verrone told Leno to stop penning his own material, according to the report. Leno was described as ”stunned” by Verrone’s reversal and ignored the warning. A week later, WGA executive director Dave Young called Leno to warn him again. Young also claimed the AFTRA clause did not apply to Leno. As a result, Jay replied that he “might have to resign” from the WGA, the report said.
But the trial committee disagreed with the WGA’s interpretation of the AFTRA clause and decided it did indeed cover Leno. “The wording of the exception seems quite clear to us,” the report states.
Leno also was given conflicting information by Verrone and Young that the WGA would not cut an interim agreement with Letterman’s Worldwide Pants, but then did on Dec. 28, 2007.
Even more damning, the report found that Verrone did not keep his promise made in the presence of Big Media CEOs Peter Chernin and Bob Iger who were negotiating to end the strike with the WGA bigwigs, as well as the AMPTP’s Carol Lombardini, that Leno would not be brought up on WGAw charges. Verrone told the trial committee that he never communicated that discussion to the WGAw board or the strike rules committee and that he felt it wasn’t in his “purview” to do so.
Given the circumstances, the trial committee cited the public apology as the way to clear Leno’s name and the “adverse stigma” which followed him from the charges. ”We know there was no ill intent on anyone’s part in this dispute but feel Mr. Leno’s reputation and solid service as a loyal union member have been damaged in the eyes of many not knowing the facts as we do.”
So the WGAw did conduct an investigation, and it cleared Leno. Like it or not, that chapter of the strike story is now closed. Get over it. But what WGA members should not put behind them is that their Guild didn’t want them to know the details of its own Leno-related screwups because of this September’s election. As someone who has urged the Hollywood unions again and again to practice transparency, I believe the withholding of this trial report should not be tolerated.
- Part IV: NBC Rejects WGA’s Investigation Of Jay
- Part III: Jay Threatened Fi-Core; WGA Action Against Leno
- Part II: WGA Denies Jay Had Union OK And Verrone ”Look The Other Way”
- Part I: SO WHAT’S THE REAL STORY? NBC Claims Jay Had WGA OK For Monologue
- NBC: Leno Can Write His Monologue; WGA: He Can’t But We Don’t Want War
- War With WGA Over Leno Writing Monologue! Controversy Over Strike Breaking
- WGA Agrees To Allow Dave’s Late Night Shows To Return With Writers Jan. 2
Editor-in-Chief Nikki Finke - tip her here.





The WGA went easy on Leno and lowered the boom on a couple low level writers whose strike breaking didn’t really hurt anyone.
Who does the WGA go easy on? The guy whose late night show is costing many, many hour writers their jobs. So I’m voting against Elias. It was his regime that let Jay off the hook. What would Wells have done? Dunno, but it couldn’t have been any worse than this mishandling.
Is this not fodder for debate in the upcoming election?
The biggest joke in town is Leno vs. the WGA. He knows he beat the system, I know he played fast and lose withe rules, and everybody else know what a lying, cheating, douche bag he is. He beat the system because Veronne, et al didn’t think it was worth the effort to punish Leno for writing during the strike. The guy is a straight up scumbag.
Unions in this country like the idiot making the previous reply is what is wrong with this country!
The “MORE” feature isn’t working so I have no idea about the rest of the article. So… Understood, plenty of people dislike Jay. That’s a given, however I’m not sure if you side with the writers who are in a tizzy because the network has “stripped” 5 hours of programming. Well, tough s@*t. It’s called a business. If a network wants to put on a show 5 days a week it’s their business. AND – it creates TONS of new jobs. As much as I hate to agree with Jay, he’s right. Or as they say in the Writer’s Guild, “He’s Write!” (Sorry, couldn’t resist…)But Jay’s employing 22 writers (jeez…22 people to write that show. How?) and tons of others is a good thing for the city. Wake up people…
Leno’s a good guy, unlike Jimmy Kimmel, who met with his writers during the wga strike (early January 2008) and practically BEGGED them all to go Fi-Core. Hook one of them up to a lie detector! This is a 100% true fact. (I have a mole, and it ain’t on my ass).
Kimmel is and will always be the scummiest of the late night lot.
Goo r u the page who got fired ?
+1 on Kimmel. And he has his homey Bill Simmons on ESPN throwing potshots at Verrone even still. There was obviously a conversation in there someone’s still steaming about.
Leno never broke any rules, and the WGA knew it all along. The Guild’s agreement carves out a specific exception for performers writing their own material, which was used in previous strikes on both the Tonight Show and Late Night.
I wasn’t in the meeting, so I don’t know whether Patric Verrone gave Leno implicit permission to do his own monologue, and then turned on him in public. But Verrone didn’t have permission to give, and the subsequent demonization was a calculated attempt on the Guild’s part to rally the troops.
It was shameful.
There should be an apology.
Gee, you mean a bunch of pricks who bankrupted thousands of people who actually had jobs and their supporters – like you – wrongly and viciously attacked a man with no proof? Color me surprised that a bunch of union thugs would ever do that.
I have no problem with Jay Leno writing his own monologue material during the strike. He has been writing material for himself for 30 years, long before he took over The Tonight Show and long before he had a writing staff. However I WOULD like to find out about the REAL scabs that were writing and producing shows during the strike. We all heard their names, several fairly well known, and although they were untalented hacks, they still undermined the strike for money. For MONEY. Pure scum. What about them? How about listing ALL of the writers who were accused of scabbing and the results of their “trials”. Yeah, I know, they’ve already been let off the hook, but it would be nice for those of us that sacrificed during the strike to at least see their names in print, even if their trials were whitewashed. Maybe it will be a small deterrent to those that would be thinking about scabbing in the next strike. Of course, the same ones who got off will be scabbing again. And why wouldn’t they? They got off scot-free this time.
Scab n — hate speech — Union slang; favored by intolerant lefties who believe that Unions have the right to dictate to someone whether they can work or not (id est: put food on the table).
Seems the only people who win strikes are Unions Bosses, and Democrats who collect their blood money at each election.
“they still undermined the strike for money. For MONEY. Pure scum….”
What other reason would they do it? From what I know, which isn’t much, isn’t money what we use to transfer the goods and services needed to survive?
Last time I checked, being on the picket line doesn’t feed the family and meet the needs too well…guess that makes me “scum” for thinking that way…
Holy crap.
So Patric told Leno he could write his monologue, caved when he got flack and attacked Leno publicly, promised the AMPTP that he wouldn’t be brought up on charges IN A NEGOTIATION and then didn’t tell anyone about that promise?
And then someone squashed the effing apology that was demanded by the report because it would hurt the election?
Are you kidding me?
Can someone get a comment from Elias Davis about all this? Oh, I forgot. He said that his answer on all questions is whatever Patric says.
I can’t believe we’re really considering playing musical chairs and keeping all these goons in office.
And I’m sorry, but I’ve got to say: I’m not sure that staffer is the one who needs to resign. You think he’s trying to swing the election to Elias Davis on his own orders?
I was one of the Tonight Show writers in that meeting with Leno & Verrone. Veronne misled all of us. Patric & group not only owe Leno an apology, they owe all of his Tonight Show writers an apology. Thanks, Nikki, for reporting the truth.
Nikki – As the most reliable source of information during the strike and about WGA issues in general, thank you for having the integrity to issue Jay an apology and for bringing to light some pretty shameful political shenanigans on the part of the current WGA leadership over the timing of the release of this information.
It’s sad how so few WGA members understand the rules of their own union.
Jay Leno never broke the strike rules because he was allowed by long-established WGA rules to write his own monologue.
Everyone in the WGA leadership understood this. Except, apparently, Patric Verrone. For Verrone to falsely accuse a public supporter of the strike of breaking the rules is shameful.
Gotta disagree that all the trial reports should be public. We all knew about Leno because it made the news. We didn’t know about the other writers who were accused and then found to be innocent. So now the WGA is supposed to release their names “for those of us that sacrificed during the strike to at least see their names in print, even if their trials were whitewashed.”
They were found to be innocent by a group of other writers who took their task very seriously. And now you want to be able to drag their names through the mud because without knowing a fucking thing you’re sure their trials were “whitewashed”? It could have just as easily been you who were accused, jackass.
The scope of Verrone’s failure continues to expand.
If we don’t send Patrick Verrone and Elias Davis packing right now, heaven help our guild. A botched strike, a depleted treasury, laughable failures at reality organizing, lies to Leno, lies to the membership, cover-ups, smear tactics, self-dealing….when will it be enough? This guild is going to take years to recover from their arrogance and incompetence.
It’s pretty easy to say that, but in reality they (the WGA leadership) were backed up against a wall. I’m not voting for Davis, but I believe no one could have gotten us a better deal. Doesn’t anyone remember the tactics the AMPTP used? They are the bad guys here. There is no reason Verrone and the lot would WANT us to fail in those negotiations. They did the best they could under terrible circumstances — why wouldn’t they?
And, I’m sorry, but if you go bankrupt after a few months of not working, you are in the wrong business. Blame the writers all you want, but things get shut down in this town every day. Get used to it. Put some money away.
Carson and Letterman went back to work during the last strike in the 80s (Dave was fantastic of course.) Leno used Carson as his model.
He was told by the President of his Union it was okay and followed the rules.
Enough is enough. Glad to see Nikki apologizing. I read in the LA Times that Leno was cleared of all charges back in August. It doesn’t seem the least bit like a coverup. Sorry, Nikki.
Also, Verrone is not running for President of the WGA. So to not vote for someone he supports seems idiotic. Wells is the one who let so-called reality shows (which all have writers) get huge under his last term as WGA President and who tried to cut the salaries of the “West Wing” writers who were working for him (while he was the head of a union that fights for writers.) He’s no friend to writers. Oh, and he also directed episodes of shows during the strike, thus making it easier for the studios to extend the length of the strike as they had more programming in the pipeline.
About Leno taking away all these jobs. He is definitely taking some. But let’s do the math. If Leno had just decided to retire his 20 writers would be out of work. If NBC had let him keep his spot, Fallon’s 20 writers would never get hired.
Had Leno retired or statyed put, NBC would run Dateline or a reality show at 10pm on at least two of the nights — they don’t have the money right now to put on a 10pm scripted drama 5 nights a week. That leaves three nights that would’ve gone to scripted dramas that no longer will (including the historic Thursday night 10pm slot.) Those shows tend to have 10 writers or less. Leno has 20. So 30 writers are now out of work due to the 10pm move who would not have been, but 20 have work. So yes, 10 writers are out of work. Some jobs are lost, but not 50. Why are the same people who complain about this not yelling at Simon Cowell for being on two nights a week with American Idol? That show doesn’t pay its writers Guild rate (as it’s non-union) and takes up a huge chunk of the Fox schedule. Why not tell Simon he should only be on once a week for an hour? Where is the outrage? They show is hugely popular and could easily pay its writers, but it does not.
Also, in a few years, NBC might develop a show that is a big enough hit at 9pm that they give it the 10pm slot on Thursday. And then Leno works four nights a week. Probably pre-tapes the Friday show like Ferguson does, so he can have a three day weekend (which knowing Leno means an extra night of touring around the country performing as opposed to taking the day off.)
Leno may not be the hippest guy in the room, and you may not like that some of his jokes are a little too safe at times (on some nights too many), but to call him a douchebag for wanting to work, for following the example of Carson, and for being loyal to NBC is bullshit.
While writers disagree on many things, can’t we all agree that the withholding of this information during the election is a serious crime against all members? Who is running Verrone/Davis’ campaign, Karl Rove?
i hate to say it, but this is serious enough that there should be a re-vote so anyone who has already voted for Davis and/or Verrone can decide if this willful withholding of information to members impacts their decision. This will cost the guild a pretty penny, but how can the outcome of this election be considered valid otherwise?
This is what happens when union leaders stop being union members and start being politicians. Then they are just like most politicians: scum. So are the rest of the lemmings on the Leno hate train Verrone created. Somehow a simple apology from the union does not seem enough considering the amount of time they allowed the wrong against Leno to persist and the amount of effort that has gone into the cover up.
I like it how you BURIED your apology to Leno 2/3rd of the way through the article. Might have wanted to display that a little more prominently.
Nikki:
As someone who knows all the details of the Jay Leno vs. WGA Hearing Committee — as one of its members, I was hoping all this would not come out this way.
I must try and set the record straight from my perspective.
I must separate the process into two elements: The hearing and report itself. And then how the WGA handled the results of the committee’s work
First of all, let me say most of what you report is accurate as to the committee report. After hearing all the evidence presented by Mr. Leno and his attorney and the WGA’s side of things, we unanimously agreed that Jay Leno was not guilty of scabbing or violating Guild rules as charged on several grounds — which I will not go into since you’ve pretty much alluded to some of them.
It was not a whitewash. It was not a give Jay a pass. It was strictly based on the evidence presented. We culled the facts.
Many members of the Board did not like our report and we have been condemned by some for not knowing what we were doing, etc.
Since I felt the only way the committee could clear its name and the work we did, I pressed for the Guild to publically release not only the Trial Report BUT THE TRANSCRIPT as well. So all could see the facts for themselves. Isn’t that what transparency is about?
The Guild has chosen not to do so. I even offered to edit the sections of the transcript that supported our conclusions so that the whole transcript need not be released. The Guild did not choose this route either. I do not know the reasons, I just know the conclusions.
I also challenged those in the Guild and on the Board to do the same — show in the transcript of sworn testimony where the verdict was wrong. None have done so, other than tell me we ‘got it wrong’.
In the beginning I gave the Guild great credit for wanting to get to the truth and hear all the facts of such a high profile case and then come to a determination. I have subsequently changed my opinion. They had the conclusion and they wanted a committee to support it.
And it is true that the committee suggested the WGA apologize to Mr. Leno who was pilloried in public and spent thousands of dollars to defend himeself against the charges when he didn’t have to. From what I’m told the Guild also didn’t want to do this. The Guild felt they had done nothing wrong — the trial committee got it wrong. Obviously, the committee, who have a total of 135 years of Guild service behind them, disagreed.
I will say this — in the spirit of fairness — as far as Mr. Elias is concerned, I don’t think this should be made an election issue. His name never surfaced. His name never came up. I am not a supporter of his, for any number of reasons, and I felt the letter the Verrone-Bowman team published charging John Wells with all sorts of things was more of what I had seen in the Leno matter. I was urged to come forward, but didn’t want to — unless this became public as it now has.
The committee’s findings were unbiased and strictly based on the evidence presented to us.
How the Guild chose to handle the release of our findings is something I have taken issue with — and several members of the Board know that. So it’s no secret.
I have seen all sorts of conspiracy theorise about how the Guild let Mr. Leno off the hook because they didn’t want to lose his dues. Etc. None of these are true.
We were asked to adjudicate one thing and one thing only, did Jay Leno scab and violate strike rules by writing his own monologue. The facts prove he didn’t.
I know Mr. Leno took the charges personally and seriously and even the determination that he was ‘innocent’ does not ease the pain for him. And the outcry against him.
The Guild did not do him justice. It seems to me when he was charged they made it a Page One story. When he was cleared, they buried it on page 73.
The whole process was an education for me on many levels — and I, for one, apologize to Mr. Leno.
Bill Taub
Will Leno be using freelancers for The Jay Leno Show?
I love the part about sometimes over half the show is written by freelancers. Did anybody else catch that? And you’re apologizing, Nikki? A scumbag is a scumbag, and every writer in town knows what goes on over there. If the WGA did its job, Leno would’ve been off the air 16 years ago.
2009 has been a terrible year for writers, who are earning 30% less than they did in 2007. And all this money going to freelancers, payment that’s not subject to pension and health etc? Investigate THAT, WGA…oh, wait, don’t bother, you incompetent oafs.
Jay Leno perpetuated the WGA strike by continuing to bring in ad dollars to NBC — how many people lost their homes, good credit, and family unity as a result of this mans selfish agenda? He’s a pig and Verrone is a stud.
Dear “Paint the Town”:
We were not called upon to determine whether Jay perpetuated the WGA strike by bringing in ad dollars to NBC.
But your venom can be spewed lots of places — dozens of other writer/comedians/hosts did the same thing as Jay (in both the East and West) and were not singled out. They got off without even an honorable mention.
I’m glad you think Verrone is a stud. I’m sure you have the facts to back that up too. I think he’s a nice man. Well-intentioned. And under the ‘fog of war’ lots of things happen. But even McNamara admitted his mistakes.
Bill Taub
Bill Taub,
I find your comments to be embarrassing and insensitive to all wGA members. Apologizing profusely to someone who at best skirted the rules, and at worst – and apparently there’s a lot of sentiment inside the WGA leadership for this — grossly violated the rules but got a pass from you, is reprehensible.
Even if Jay’s innocent of violating strike rules – and that’s a big if – he’s hardly a friend of the writer for other transgressions, some of which are outlined in this article. To read a “leader” (and I use the term loosely since I’ve never heard of you) of the guild profusely apologizing to this guy is unseemly and disgusting.
Please tell me you don’t serve on any juries in the real world. “Your honor, the defendant may not have murdered the victim, but he sure did hold up that liquor store, and he was very impolite to his mother. We find him guilty of murder and ask for the death penalty.”
“Hour Writers,” you’ve only yourselves to blame. Your shit is tired, exhausted. Everybody in North America is sick of Cops n’ Lawyers. And all the “rotted corpses” and “traces of semen” in the world won’t save the procedural format you lazy bastards drove into the ground.
Write something else. I’m sure it was traumatic for all the “Gunsmoke” writers when suddenly nobody gave a shit about cowboys. And they were much better writers than you are.
“Everybody in North America is sick of Cops n’ Lawyers.”
We beg to differ.
Signed,
CSI
CSI: Miami
NCIS
NCIS: Los Angeles
The Mentalist (really, people??)
Grey’s Anatomy
House
The Closer