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…”DB” who submitted:
A: “I hope this Douchebag can make me richer.”
S: “I hope this Douchebag can make me richer.”
WEDNESDAY PM UPDATE: I’m being picky about which captions I let through.
WEDNESDAY: Rose Palmisano of the Orange County Register took this photo of Ari Emanuel and Sacha Baron Cohen “enjoying” the Lakers game at Staples Center last night. It’s time once again for a Deadline Hollywood Photo Caption Contest, commenters: What are these two major players really thinking?
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Is court-side really the best seats they have?
Emanuel was clearly disappointed by funnyman Cohen’s refusal to do a personalized re-creation of his MTV Awards Eminem wire stunt.
Hhhheeeeellllllllooooooo, Dolce & Gabanna
“This is how hard I work Sasha, my two assistants are right behind you rolling calls as we speak.”
SBC: What does he see in that Kardashian girl?
AE: What does that Kardashian girl see in him?
Ari is wondering where Dan Aloni and Richard Lovett are sitting.
Sacha is wondering if Jimmy Miller and his son are at the game.
Sacha: It doesn’t make any sense. It looks right, sounds right, smells right. But something’s not right. What is it?
Ari: She’s not Ann-Margaret.
Genius.
A: “I hope this Douchebag can make me richer.”
S: “I hope this Douchebag can make me richer.”
That was hilarious.
that is absolutely hilarious haha
Well played.
This wins. Hands down. Because this is Hollywood.
We have a winner! That was wonderful.
nice. definitely the funniest one here.
…And we have a winner!
Definitely the best. Literally LOL here. So simple too.
That’s the winner
My comment would seem lame by comparison.
Bravo!
awesome!!!
Hahahaha! Right on.
Great!
LOL – hands down the winner, because that’s exactly what they’re thinking…
“I was told this would be Disney-On-Ice.”
Sasha: That’s a beautiful Cheerleader… I really wanna screw her.
Ari: Out of what?
this is the one…
This is close, but the “I hope this Douchebag can make me richer.” really takes the cake.
Ari: “With proper focus I can influence the motions of the ball using the immeasurable power of my superior mind.”
Sacha: “Why does my ass start hurting whenever Ari pays close attention to the game?”
Ari: “I don’t know what’s worse: the Clippers, Sascha’s dramatic acting abilities, or the merger’s effects on John Ferriter’s happiness… Wait, is that Jack Nicholson? Why don’t I rep him?”
Sascha: “I don’t know what’s worse: the Clippers, the future of Isla’s career, or Ari’s boner as he looks at Jack Nicholson.”
No caption, but they look like a couple of “Good Fellas”.
P. Lee, that made my day.
Sasha: “I liked you better as Jeremy Piven”
Ari: “I liked you better as Dieter, oh wait, that was Mike Myers.”
Ari: Why did he make Bruno?
Sacha: Why did he let me make Bruno?
Ari: You don’t bring me flowers. You don’t sing me love songs.
Sacha: You hardly talk to me anymore, when I come thru the door at the end of the day.
Was that Ben Silverman handing out towels in the men’s room?
SBC: I can’t believe he wouldn’t give me both tickets.
Ari: I should have just given him both tickets.
“I wonder where Bryan Lourd’s seats are?”
Ari: I’m sorry but only a moron would not see that “Love Is The Answer” is Streisand’s best collection of songs EVAH!
Sasha: Oh God, what a Barbraholic! It just wasn’t as good as the “Yentl” soundtrack. I’m not wrong on this one.
Ari: I have no idea what’s going on in this game. Who should I fire tomorrow?
Sacha: Maybe if I re-edit Bruno…
Sacha: I suppose it’s ok, Ari. But it’s not the White House now, is it? Huh? IS IT?
man is his own star
Ari: Jim Wiatt’s seat blows
Sacha: Eddie Murphy’s seat blows