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…”DB” who submitted:
A: “I hope this Douchebag can make me richer.”
S: “I hope this Douchebag can make me richer.”
WEDNESDAY PM UPDATE: I’m being picky about which captions I let through.
WEDNESDAY: Rose Palmisano of the Orange County Register took this photo of Ari Emanuel and Sacha Baron Cohen “enjoying” the Lakers game at Staples Center last night. It’s time once again for a Deadline Hollywood Photo Caption Contest, commenters: What are these two major players really thinking?
Editor-in-Chief Nikki Finke - tip her here.
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SBC: Thinking up a better name for my next character.
AE: Thinking up a better name for my next company.
This should get a Pulitzer for photojournalism.
AE: At least he wore clothes.
SBC: I feel overdressed.
Sacha: Boxers…briefs…boxers…briefs….thong?
Ari: This is my happy face.
ARI: I wonder if this merger was a good idea?
SBC: I wonder if Bruno was a good idea?
Legends in their own minds.
Ari: Suck it, Rahm!
Sacha: Dude, you gotta stop yelling that.
DB’s “Douchebag” comment is the best here by far.
“THEY GOT GAME, BUT WE GOT (THE) BALLS ! “
The Men Who Stare at Goys.
@ Tim, Way too funny man!
I have to admit DB’s caption was spot-on.
Good form, ole chap!
ari looks old these days.
Best choice for winner…other than mine
A & S: “So help me God, one day a Jew will play for the Lakers.”
The winning caption was definitely the best —
wow is the bar low these days…
Douchebag is a New York term, Ari’s from Chicago and Sasha from London. Just saying…
Definition of a douchebag:
Someone who professes to know the etymology of the word douchebag and corrects others use of it.
Though I can’t beat “douchebag”
ARI: This should have happened post Borat.
SBC: This should have happened pre WME.
ARI: I can’t believe what that bitch Nikki Finke wrote about me, bro.
SASCHA: I can’t believe what that bitch Nikki Finke wrote about me, mate.
It doesn’t matter where they’re from, the term douchebag has become very ubiquitous and they both are worldly enough to know the word. Shut the fuck up.
I heard Dreamworks already bought the rights to this caption contest and is fast tracking it… it’s going to star Kevin James as Ari and Robin Williams as Sasha.