“If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you’ve got the wrong studio,” Jay Leno said on air tonight. “What is going on? First, Conan hits his head. Then, someone tries to extort money from Letterman. I’m so glad I’m out of late night. I myself was once the victim of an extortion plot. How do you think NBC got me to do a 10 pm show?”
Then Leno swears, “I have never had a sexual relationship with any of my staff members.”
With that, Smitty the drummer stalks off.
“You messin’ around on me?,” Kevin asked Jay.
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fuck jay leno.
Classless. I don’t approve of Letterman’s behavior, but he was honest with his audience about it from the word go, and Leno slams him for it. Then again, I’m sure now many women are clamoring to hook up with either his chin or rather dull sense of humor.
Honest with his audience? Bullshit. I’m as big a Dave fan as anybody, but according to everything that’s been written, he’s been sleeping with staff members for a long time. And he dated his now wife for 21 years before marrying her this March. His production company said the affairs were over by the time he got married. But his kid is 6. You have to assume there’s been quite a bit of double-dipping going on on his part.
He only came out with this bout of “honesty” when the blackmailer was arrested and about to be dragged into court, and it was all going to go public whether he liked it or not. It was spin control, not honesty, we saw Thursday night.
He wasn’t honest with the public about something that was none of their business in fact he didn’t MENTION it at all, which doesn’t make it dishonest. It is called a private life.
He has never taken a moral stand against adultery except that it’s a dumb thing to do, and never claimed not to do dumb things so there isn’t even any hypocrisy at work. Having said all that, Leno’s jokes weren’t all that bad and Letterman can’t complain about that. Leno wasn’t mean spirited about it so I give him credit for that.
When it became clear the affairs, which he is entitled to try and keep secret (if only for the benefit of those he was with) was not going to be anymore he figured he’d come clean, no double talk.
“I did it, it’s kind of a creepy thing to do.”
Has anyone in the same position ever been as honest about it, really?
Zippy,
…what a bunch of crap. Letterman stomped his sanctimoneous self-righteous jokes all over Palin and her kids, just to divert the attention from his f’ked up lecherous life. I am very glad this has happened to Letterman.
Letterman played God with Palin & her famliy to ruin their reputation in the eyes of the public & cast doubt on Palin’s ability to raise a family & therefor run the country. That was wrong.
Who is DAVE to judge ANYONE OVER THEIR PERSONAL LIFE??? He didnt show humor, Dave showed HATRED FOR PALIN & HER CHILDREN. BLIND SICK HATRED. He couldnt even apologize because of his filthy pride. Letterman thinks he does no wrong & is a god among humanity.
He had NO right do that. What makes Dave a better more virtuous person than Palin or her children?
I will bet $100 Letterman doesnt make a joke about Palin’s kids & sex EVER EVER AGAIN. HE WOULD PROVE TO BE AN EVEN BIGGER HYPOCRITE THAN HE ALREADY IS.
Palin called him a “dirty old man” that she wouldnt trust leaving her children with, and this whole case PROVES IT.
If what you say is true, and Dave has been silent on this to protect HIS PRIVACY & VICTIMS IDENTITIES, then why didnt Dave keep his big f’kn mouth shut no matter what happened?
….at least Palin had the balls to put her family out in public before any COURT CASE.
Letterman is a dirty foul worm of a human being & got his just comeuppance.
If Letterman REALLY CARED ABOUT THE WOMEN HE HAD SEX WITH, HE WOULDNT HAVE USED HIS POSITION AS THEIR BOSS TO SLEEP WITH THEM. It was Letterman who has now enabled them to be TARGETS.
I cant believe you are giving Letterman a pass on this.
That is just sad blind idol worship at all costs.
So now who says sorry to all the woman Dave slept with, for making their lives so miserable & in the public eye?
Who says the women were miserable? Might have been – might not have been – You don’t know and I don’t know. I don’t care about a comedian’s private life. I do care about a government leader. Politicians have always been the butt of jokes (including their families). May not be right or fair but if Palin didn’t see it coming, then she was very short-sighted.
Letterman is many things but he is not sanctimonious or self riteous. He leaves that to the right wing hypocrites of which you appear to be fairly representative. People that do dumb things deserve to be made fun of and nobody makes more fun of letterman’s faults than letterman himself.
Your utter hatred of the man is clear, and sadly also very representative of the religious right, which you seem determined to represent, and not very flatteringly I might add. But lets look at some of your other complaints.
Bet he does, after making many many jokes about himself, which he ALREADY DID within the statement itself, including calling his behaviour ‘creepy’.
The joke he made about Palins girl, which was not appropriate in reference to the 14 year old was made in light of the slutty nature of her OTHER daughter who is not even remotely unique in terms of daughters of self riteous christian right politicians. If you want to find a hypocrite, odds strongly favour finding one in a right wing fundamentalist church, make no mistake about that. The rest of us are far more honest about our own failings as is LETTERMAN.
“then why didnt Dave keep his big f’kn mouth shut no matter what happened”
Because stuff was going to be said, and he needed to be the one to say it FIRST and not wait and REACT. It was a smart thing to do, and I have never seen anyone ever do it more honestly or directly than Dave did. People have affairs, it doesn’t make them great people but it happens. He has never said people that do that kind of thing are BAD people or should burn in hell, just that they are idiots for doing it and some of the things they do to cover it up.
Guess what, he never tried to cover it up. (It was a secret but thats called a private life you self riteous pinhead.) He stated it clearly, and indicated clearly that if it had been the women in question it would be one thing, but this was quite another.
And why does letterman have to put his family out in public? Because you want to trow crap at them too? Leave them the crap out of this. Lettermans fault, go after Letterman, that is what HE wants and it is entirely correct.
The women in question are the ONLY ones on the planet to judge if Dave used his power to get into their pants, and the only ones with the right to be bothered by it with the exception of anyone who MAY have missed a promotion because the boss promoted his ‘friend’ over them.
That is it.
You have no say, your opinion is irrelevant, as is mine. I will not judge him it is not my place. It is not yours either and the freaking bible even says so, but you guys never seem to read the book.
Who says Dave needs to appoligize? Who has the right to demand an appology? They do, not you, not this idiot, not the right wing press. Them. Letterman’s Wife and that is IT.
“comeuppance”…Big word for such small mind. What’s with all the yelling. It’s just a talk show host, you know?
I would have been surprised if Leno had not done jokes on the topic. It is the story of the day after all. The drummer thing was so ridiculous it made me laugh.
Yeah. You’ve also got the wrong studio if you went there to laugh. At anything. At all.
You gotta admit that’s funny, Nikki.
Jay keeps the streak alive– no laughs yet.
Fuck J.
He’ll be off the air before the end of the season.
And EVERYONE knows it. Say HELLO to retirement, Mr Sam’ole Shtick !!!
1st you support a child rapist, and now a man who engaged in inappropriate behavior that may cost him and his network millions? WTF is wrong with you, and why are all of you so blinded by your hatred of Jay? If you do not like the show, don’t watch. The jokes where no worse than the ones told by Dave.
If Jay gets a 1.5 rating the network will make millions. If you stupid writers didn’t fuck things up so much by your ridiculous strike, the networks would not even be entertaining this model. Get back to the drawing board and come up with some more reality shows with no writers. At least Jay employs writers.
If any public figure was revealed to have had sex with multiple co-workers and be the victim of an extortion plot, Dave too would make fun.
It’s fair game.
Was it hilarious? No. But a safe way to broach the subject that was on everyone’s mind.
The bigger surprise would be if Nikki could go one day without blasting NBC! Now that would be original.
I mean come on, the Letterman was not shy to talk about others philandering. And secondly screwing the interns is very sad. A little pain like this is the right penalty.
No matter what you think of the jokes, I think that if the shoe was on the other foot, Letterman would have been on it like Harvey Weinstein on an Oscar.
And let’s not forget about a similar case in Britain. Comedian and actor Angus Deayton was the host of a show called Have I Got News For You, where he and a panel of “experts” and guests regularly, and mercilessly skewered public figures and celebrities over their political, business, and sexual peccadilloes.
One day The News of the World tabloid revealed that Deayton liked to party with hookers and blow. Suddenly those he was trying to satirize were saying: “So what about me, I didn’t involve prostitutes and cocaine like you?” His panelists started mocking Deayton’s scandal, even getting the tabloid story printed on T-shirts they’d wear on the show.
Deayton was actually fired, because the BBC, because they thought the scandal hurt his ability to his job as a satirist.
I don’t think Letterman will, or should be fired, but this can hurt him more than even he imagines. Especially when he goes after people for their own sexual failings.
The issue is not what Leno said. The moral an ethical issue is what Letterman did, and would have gotten away with had he not been outsleazed by an extortionist.
Letterman is a dirty old scumbag.
Interssting that anybody would come here and bash Leno as not being funny, yet watching his show??? And if you are here commenting about him not being funny without watching then you are an idiot, because you have no way of knowing whether his routine is funny or not…
Either way makes you look pretty foolish.
We watched the first 3 shows. Never again. I’m sure most of the posters here gave it a chance, but it’s unwatchable.
The Jay Leno Show is the Joey of 2009.
Hahahahaha!!!
Its funny.
And Letterman is a sad excuse for a man.
Nikki dont hate Jay cause of Lettermans mistakes.
*newlyweds*
Regina an David: you are NOW really married.
So it’s to talk up sex scandals about politicians, but not rival hosts? Get a fucking clue to how America thinks. It’s all fair game once you fuck up. And yes, most people still consider adultery a bad thing.
Not married = not adultery. Get a fucking clue.
Someone should count all the gay jokes Leno’s done so far on his new show. The big Cheaters skit on opening night, this one, and a bunch in between. It’s really creepy.
Completely classless last night. If the big story of the day is a plane crash should he do jokes about that? The guy is clueless. And ratings-less.
Leno should ask Kanye how his dead mom feels about Letterman.
Leno’s few jokes were about the Letterman incident.
Jay DID NOT take any cheap shots at Letterman personally.
Kudos to Leno.
Dave slept with consenting adults over a period of 16 years. It has been reported before that Dave and Regina have been off and on for many of those years.
So everyone is demonizing Dave for this, but when somebody such as Lady Gaga states in an interview that she’s slept with everybody in her band – Where’s the scorn then?
Jay has copied/ripped off Letterman and Stern bits since he took over the Tonight Show… and so do his writers. That hack must be laughing his ass off right now.
But Dave and Stern will be laughing when Jay and his rip off artist writers are out of work.
In just the last week we’ve learned that no means yes, 13 is old enough to consent even when she doesn’t, and the good old days of chasing secretaries around the desk is back. Polanski has ‘suffered enough’ after living as a rich celebrity fugitive, and Dave is ‘classy’ for ‘fessing up to screwing the staff.
Thanks for clearing that up, progressives!
Letterman is fine; he never was the “Family Values” type. Yes, he probably cheated on his girlfriend now wife. But at least he does go around claiming he is Mr. “Family Values” like some of our politicians (can you just see the grin on all “Fake News” reporters/commentators). This has been a tough summer, for Dave, for our economy but at least he did not end up on the “Republican 2009 Summer of Love” list: Assemblyman, Michael D. Duvall (CA), Senator John Ensign (NV), Senator Paul Stanley (TN), Governor Mark Stanford (SC), Board of Ed Chair, and Kristin Maguire AKA Bridget Keeney (SC).
Well Jay, that bit was funnier than anything Letterman has done this decade.
I use to think Dave got a bum deal at NBC for loosing the Tonight Show. Now I realize NBC did everyone a favor. They new about Dave. I should have known after Dave made fun of Brandon Tartikoff one of NBC’s best presidents ever. You gotta to have an ego, to mock your boss who just happens to be the guy who put Miami Vice, Hill Street Blues, L.A. Law, ALF, Family Ties, The Cosby Show, Cheers, Miami Vice, The Golden Girls, Knight Rider, The A-Team, St. Elsewhere, Night Court, Hunter, Highway to Heaven, Matlock, Remington Steele, A Different World, 227 etc etc on Network Television.