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Paramount breathed a sigh of relief, not that there was any doubt, that Michael Bay officially signed on to Transformers 3 today. And, after conferring with Steven Spielberg, he set an early release date of July 1st, 2011 — not 2012. He also took a potshot at Megan Fox whom he’s welcoming back for T3. This is from Michael Bay’s website:
Transformers 3: July 1st, 2011
10/01/2009 09:41 AM
Well its official: We have a great Transformers 3 story. The release date is now July 1st 2011. Not 2012.Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. Currently I’m flying with writer Ehren Kruger to Rhode Island to talk to Hasbro about new characters.
P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you.
Pain and Gain is right after shooting of Trans 3.
Michael
Editor-in-Chief Nikki Finke - tip her here.
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And the world collectively breathes a sigh of relief.
YES YES YES YES YESSSS !!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And Battleship ALREADY moved. B….6…..awwwww…..Michael Bay, YOU sunk my BATTLESHIP!!!!
“We have a great Transformers 3 story”
That’s an oxymoron if I’ve ever seen one. Loosely translated, it means “We thought of more shit to blow up and cooler camera angles of Megan Fox’s boobs.”
Yeah, it’s an oxymoron… and you, a moron!
sorry, I only speak English…
You also seem to be very fluent in “douchebagese”.
Yeah, it’s an oxymoron…and Megan Fox, a moron!
FTFY
no shit? everyone knows she’s a moron, BUT she’s hot, and she’s a pretty awesome actor.
I really liked both movies, and not only because they blew shit up and had Meagan Fox. They were both great movies, and I can’t wait for the next one to come out.
I can’t take this comment seriously, so I am just going to assume you are being sarcastic.
you’re a tool
Whats wrong with that?
That should be amazing! Especially the part about Megan Fox… Love Transformers!
hey i like transformers
Ya, she oughta be alot of fun to work with after that!
come on Transformers 1 and 2 both rocked. and if they showed megan fox and her sweet body to all the world so be it. i for one loved both the movies. i have been a fan of them since they first appeared as cartoons on tv. it shows that even machines can do whats right even thoe humans can not. it shows the good and evil in not only this world but if the powers to be would let us know about other worlds to. imagination is what makes you love or hate any movie..
Transformers 1 and 2 rocked, for those with rocks for brains.
HA HA. You’re funny. I’m laughing. HA HA.
This could be the funniest post in DHD or “dealine.com” history.
Transformers two rocked???? are you kidding me?? Transformers that fart fire? Transformers that talk ghetto and say “ima bust a cap in yo ass”???? A transformer that was pretty much a stolen idea from Terminator 3??? GTF outta here! That was the worst piece of garbage I have ever seen. it was as painful as watching JarJar Binks single handedly ruin Star Wars all over again. Sorry but i have to agree with Redmenace.
Umm, when you say a “transformer that was pretty much a stolen idea from Terminator 3,” I assume you’re referring to Alice. She was a “Pretender,” which has been an element of the “Transformers” universe since ’88. So sayeth Wikipedia:
“Pretenders is a subline within the Transformers toy line, introduced in 1988. The concept behind the toy was that the Transformers were capable of disguising their robotic forms through the use of synthetic organic outer shells.
“A Pretender appears in Revenge of the Fallen in a Terminator fashion, posing as a human named “Alice”, played by Isabel Lucas. The novel and comics reveal she took her form and name from scanning an animatronic Alice in Wonderland robot.”
Damn you, John, for making me defend anything about TF2. DAMN YOU!!
hey watch your mouth
Transformers 2 is so bad, it gave Satan a raging boner and he got jealous that he didn’t think of it first.
Mike Litoris wrote:
Transformers 2 is so bad, it gave Satan a raging boner and he got jealous that he didn’t think of it first.
You should pitch that story idea to SOUTH PARK.
Hey david – you’re a retard.
Awesome. Keep this dude away from real movies. Hopefully he will sign up for transformers 4 though 11.What a king douche.But we are no better because we perpetuate that crap.
The megalomania of that “P.S.” is insufferable. She called you an annoying dick, Bay, not a breathtaking rollercoaster of a man.
As long as people keep paying to see dumb, loud, low brow mindless CGI infested films they will keep getting made. Sadly the average person nowadays does not have the smarts to watch good well made films about a good story and good acting ala The hurt locker, 500 days of Summer, etc.
Disengage brain, enjoy ,
1. Huge robots beating the living oil out of each other
and
2. Megan fox …occasionally in very little,
.. warning, disengage brain first, as trying to look for a plot or story or point to these movies other than listed above may cause irrationally troll like behaviour .
Transformers 2 was such a letdown that I’m not looking forward to #3 at all. It proved that Michael Bay is the wrong guy for this. Spielberg in his prime would have been the ideal director, but sadly, he isn’t what he used to be. At least, when it comes to directing summer blockbusters. Or maybe he shouldn’t be working with George Lucas.
Anyway, it’s gonna make a shitload of money just like the first two, so Michael Bay won’t be needing my money. He’ll do just fine.
This comment tells us everything we need to know regarding the importance they place on their stories … “Today is Day One. This morning started with an ILM meeting for five hours in San Francisco. “
Transformers 1/2 are very interesting movie but Megan Fox sexy appearance need not to be focused too much as the robots are the main characters. Not good for minor. Go for robots not sexy Megan Fox.
What a load of smelly wanks. Transformers is the biggest cash grab ever. Right up there with Myley Cyrus or Hannah Montana or whatever the fuck her alter ego / fake personality is. What fucking story exactly? Micheal Bay and his “creative” vision features a no talent sex object to ensure maximum cash withdrawl from all of the neanderthals dumb enough to pay to see it. Go save your self the money and watch two minutes of porn. At least they know what to do on screen. And no, I’ve never seen Transformers. Any movie that has endorcements with happy meals can suck my taint. Rant … over.
Aren’t those the side effects of WATCHING his movies?
You know….it’s is getting harder and harder to enjoy anything anymore because of the people who do nothing but rag on or try to be a critic about something. Transformers 1 and 2 were both good movies. The crowds I saw that went to see the movie loved it. It made lots of money and they were entertaining. Who cares what they showed as far as Megan Fox and her goods, or blowing stuff up. It is an “ACTION” movie! It’s supposed to have all those things! Relax! Have fun with it and the things people bring you for entertainment or whatever. You can be a critic all you want but c’mon, literally bashing someone on a personal level is absurd. Most of you peoples, criticize something so harshly because your friends will see your posts and if you actually like something they don’t then your afraid of what they may think of you. If you think you can do better then by all means, direct something that will make millions like Transformers or what ever kind of movie you think will top the box office for weeks. Neither movie was bad at all…..maybe what was bad was the way you went in to see it….including mind set, personality and even perhaps the way you wanted the movie to be done. A lot of people expect the movie to be just like it was when they were kids, or how it was in the comics, or whatever. Times change, people have better ideas and incorporate those into the time that we are living now, not 1980 when technology sucked and animation was weak compared to what we have today. All these people are trying to do is take yesterdays popular trends and mix them with today’s technology and in many cases it works out very well. So far, all of the new Batman’s, Transformers, GI Joes, Hulk movies, Iron Man’s etc have been good entertaining movies. All I’m saying is if you can do better then do it…..show people you can do better, don’t just bash someone who did what you couldn’t or haven’t done. For all Michael Bay bashers, I challenge you to do better. Enough for now….this ought to light a fire underneath the bashers who love to hate on anyone who comments on any forum…..
i know wat u mean some people have diffrent opinons like me i loved part one and two im dieing to see part three anyway back to the point here it dosent seem right what like seymour said people say bad commets on here i want to know wat date part 3 is comming out and i figured it out so now im happy just dont put no bad commets here i didient like how opyomis prime died because hes my faveorite robot out of all well can wat to par three comes out very soon O_O
Love love love love LOVE Michael Bay!
Wyler, Ford, Hawks and Hitchcock — go to hell! George Stevens, kiss my ass! Sydney Pollack MOVE OVER! Here comes Michael Bay! (Yeah!)
wait wait wait… you guys actually went and saw transformers 2. i think that in itself proves the powers of mild retardation are hard at work. now ur talking about going to see transformers 3? thats like standing next to the BOMB dropped on Hiroshima and saying “hmm, i think ill go catch the next mistake in this possible series” how bout i save you people some serious time and a few bucks. its gunna suck, but you CAN find all the screen shots of megan fox online.
and a hard LOL to the Satan/Boner thing
peace
Megan fox is exactly what she said in the first film “shallow”
DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME
Fine. Now if we could just get rid of that pesky, annoying Shia…
“So far, all of the new Batman’s, Transformers, GI Joes, Hulk movies, Iron Man’s etc have been good entertaining movies. All I’m saying is if you can do better then do it…..show people you can do better, don’t just bash someone who did what you couldn’t or haven’t done. For all Michael Bay bashers, I challenge you to do better. Enough for now….this ought to light a fire underneath the bashers who love to hate on anyone who comments on any forum…..”
Sure, just give me a $200 million budget and I’ll give you a better movie than that overlong, plotless, racist, obnoxious, sexist, annoying piece of shit Michael Bay delivered. My version wouldn’t have those retarded twin robots who were incredibly annoying and completely useless. They made Jar Jar Binks look good. My version wouldn’t have that annoying roommate who was also completely useless. What a whiny little bitch. My version wouldn’t have that scene where Sam’s mom eats brownies. Should have ended up where it belongs, on the cutting room floor. And that’s just for starters.
Great…another crap from him. Just what we need to fry our already dead brain’s cell after watching Transformer 2.
I love reading from people who say how much they think TF2 sucked and in the same post say how they never watched it. Which is it? Did you hate it, or were you too cheap to go see it? If I wanted to see a modern adaptation with oscar winning performances I’d watch Titanic but when I went to see TF2 and when I go to see TF3 I will probably will get what I expect…. Shit blowing up, a little comic relief, perhaps even a token black guy, with a lot of amazing CGI effects and a linier story. What I expect not to see is a lot of moving dialog that pulls on the heart strings but rather a lot of fantastical dialog that requiresa brain and some imagination to follow. If you expect more and have doubts that it will deliver for you then stay home but after looking at the gross’ of the first 2 movies there are very few staying home and that trend will likely continue into the third movie.