The Mouth From The South is at it again. Asked by Bloomberg TV in an interview running today if there are any media mergers he’d like to see happen, Ted Turner responds: “I’d like to see me running Time Warner.” Too bad TW’s one-time largest shareholder sold off his stock and now has no power there and instead raises bison in Montana. On other matters:
– Ted agrees with Sumner Redstone who said at a conference that selling Turner Broadcasting to Time Warner was Turner’s downfall. “He’s right. I made a mistake. I was tired.
– Ted claims he buried the hatchet with Rupert Murdoch about 18 months ago. He dropped him a note the other day telling him he was doing a good job with the Wall Street Journal. “He didn’t write me back. He might not have gotten the letter,” he says.
– Tad gives Jeff Immelt and Brian Roberts a pat on the back for Comcast acquiring a part of NBC Universal. “Go for it,” he said. “You’ve got to do something. They’ve got a real good cable system. And they don’t have that much programming.”
– Ted calls Jeff Bewkes “my good friend”. But would “like CNN to report to me” so the cable news network he founded 29 years ago would run “less fluffy news and more international news,” especially about China. And on the Cartoon Network, “if I had control of it, I’d put Captain Planet on at a top time period so that kids would see the environmental superhero instead of just Superman.”
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If Ted wants to run something, why doesn’t he just start from scratch, like he did before? Oh, wait, he really just wants to bitch about something on TV…
That guy is loopy, but funny comment about writing Murdoch a letter. I’m sure he got it. haha
I remember years ago when Ted was just a guy who had an outdoor company and word circulated in Chicago that he was starting a 24-hour cable news network, which journalists laughed at and called the Chicken Noodle Network.
Ted is a brilliant guy. He is exactly right about using the medium to change the world for the better.
His philosophy has always been right on. I’d work for him in a heartbeat.
Why the hell would Ted want to leave his home on the range to get back into the TV business, much less have anything to do with CNN in light of how far it’s sunk into the toilet? Among other things the network just confirmed their on-air contributor, Alex Castellanos, was guilty of “potential conflicts of interest” when he made comments on health insurance reform while his political consulting firm, National Media, was employed by America’s Health Insurance Plan (AHIP) to put together a campaign attacking health reform plans before Congress. This (according to the FEC) also after the Republican National Committee (RNC) paid National Media $434,336. Back in July, Castellanos (the self-described “father of the modern attack ad)” wrote a memo for the GOP leadership on how to kill health reform and said “If we slow this sausage-making process down, we can defeat it.” Frank Donatelli is another CNN pundit, even though he’s a lobbyist representing Blue Cross Blue Shield – no surprise that CNN won’t run an ad produced by America’s Voice and Media Matters concerning Lou Dobbs and his rabid anti-immigrant xenophobia.
Captain Planet was my favorite cartoon as a kid growing up, and is still beloved by lots of kids my age (gen-yer), which is still superior than many educational cartoons today. And I also agree with him on CNN, the networks run a pretty decent international arms with real international news, while its unwatchable American arm seems to only focus on sensational gossips and telling people to find them on Twitter every thirty seconds.
lol Captain Planet was a running joke when we were kids, a saccharine, badly animated badly written message show that even a 9 year old could spot coming a mile away…it was programmed to make adults feel better, not for kids who made fun of it…only mildly preferable to watching infomercials or religious programming
All of your criticisms of “Captain Planet” are all fine, but that doesn’t necessarily mean the show was bad. It aired when I was about 10 or 11 years old, and every kid I knew watched it and enjoyed it. To my generation (I’m 26 now.) that show was pretty cool — no matter how bad it was. Just because something’s bad doesn’t mean it’s not good. That’s true about a lot of stuff, actually.
No it was bad, really bad. I’m 29 and everyone I knew made fun of it when we were kids.
As a longtime Ted fan, his enthusiasm for Captain Planet causes some alarm. This terribly designed, cheaply animated, boring, sanctimonious turd of a cartoon is an insult to children (and stoned adults).
Make a smart, well designed and animated cartoon with subtle, well written messages and you can teach anything. Cartoons like Captain Planet reinforce Fox TV freaks’ assertions about limosine liberal lipservice – blechh
Captain Planet was an unintersting turd indeed, and its lackluster ratings and 3 am timeslot on Cartoon Network are far more than it deserves. Ted and invalids confined to their beds may be its only fans. Its preachy crap. Superman has nothing to fear.
He should produce a low-budget CAPTAIN PLANET live-action movie and make it a BRADY BUNCH MOVIE-style ironic comedy. It’d clean up (no pun intended) at the box office. It’s got way more brand recognition and nostalgic fondness with the young demo than VIEWMASTER and BATTLESHIP combined.
he has Cartoon Network programming ideas?…fucking awesome
Ted, U are the cutest ex-mogul ever. Stay fresh you little dickens!
Mr. Turner is erxactly WHO and what this business needs NOW!!!
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Don’t always agree with Ted but he’s right that CNN is only covering fluff news. They should be covering China and Human rights there.
I was a grad student at Johns Hopkins when Ted Turner came to campus to receive the Albert Schweitzer Gold Medal for Humanitarianism a month after 9/11. He gave a very bizarre speech in which every other word out of his mouth was “ahh…ahh…ahh.” I remember thinking he sounded like an idiot and wondering how a guy like that had become a billionaire. He seemed panicked about 9/11 and the things Bush was doing in the aftermath, and he correctly predicted that we would be going to war soon. The way he was speaking, it was as if he knew something we didn’t. He was in the middle of his rant when the president indicated his time was up. He ended by saying “but ahh, don’t worry, folks, everthing’s gonna be alright, thank you,” then walked off the stage. The audience, which included Nobel Prize winners and foreign dignitaries, stared open-mouthed, too stunned to applaud.
And that, Hank, is exactly what makes him awesome. I’ll never forget the time I caught the tail end of one of his appearances on C-SPAN, perhaps at the National Press Club. He went on about different global initiatives, condemning female circumcision. Then he suddenly did that weird word association thing, and exclaimed, that’s what Time Warner did. “They clitoraaazed me.” He may be wacked out, but he’s also a visionary.