“Richard, This Is Bryan. I TOLD You Not To Buy A Jet From Nic Cage.”

COMMENTS (105)

• Pilot: “Damn, Michael Ovitz left us with too much baggage.”

  Comment by Furious D — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 5:14pm PST  Reply to this post

• “We had no choice. We had to eat all of the assistants to survive.”

  Comment by JHH — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 5:16pm PST  Reply to this post

  • You win!

    Comment by Unindicted Co-Conspirator — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 8:09pm PST  Reply to this post

• “Don’t worry. We’ll make all the assistants clean it up and THEN fire them.”

  Comment by Winston Smith — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 5:19pm PST  Reply to this post

• Finally!

  Comment by whew — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 5:20pm PST  Reply to this post

• “I told you we should have signed Sully Sullenberger away from UTA.”

  Comment by JHH — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 5:24pm PST  Reply to this post

  • Classic.

    Comment by Anonymous — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 9:03pm PST  Reply to this post

  • BRILLIANT!

    Comment by RockItOut — Saturday November 21, 2009 @ 10:40am PST  Reply to this post

• “Told you Travolta isn’t worth it.”

  Comment by Joe Randa — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 5:56pm PST  Reply to this post

• Who knew the death star would fall and crash to earth as a passenger jet?

  Comment by aj — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 5:56pm PST  Reply to this post

• “This is not what I had in mind when I said merger.”

  Comment by Ann Coulter's Adam's Apple — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 5:58pm PST  Reply to this post

• The combined weight of their huge egos brought the plane down! Waka waka waka!

  Comment by porkinz — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 5:59pm PST  Reply to this post

• When I said this pilot is gonna crash and burn this is NOT what I was talking about!!

  Comment by Woland — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:06pm PST  Reply to this post

• And we thought WME was in deep shit!

  Comment by Woland — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:08pm PST  Reply to this post

• Monday, we sign Sully.

  Comment by Hello — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:10pm PST  Reply to this post

• Houston, the ego has landed

  Comment by schlemiel — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:11pm PST  Reply to this post

• REPORTER: Sir, I’m sorry to tell you that the CAA plane crashed… and your parents, your wife, and all of your children were burned beyond recognition.”
  ACTOR: What?!? My agent came to see me??

  Comment by Robert Kraft — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:11pm PST  Reply to this post

• CAA publicist: What about ‘on the rocks’ don’t you understand?

  Comment by nyguy — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:16pm PST  Reply to this post

• Down, but not out.

  Comment by thekrays — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:22pm PST  Reply to this post

• On cell phone, to assistant: “We crashed: You’re fired. But wait… [Looking out the window] First get me Arnon Milchan… I think we can make some money here.”

  Comment by Anonymous Insider — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:22pm PST  Reply to this post

  • GENIUS

    Comment by Billy Bob — Saturday November 21, 2009 @ 9:11am PST  Reply to this post

    • Exactly!

      Comment by J.J. — Sunday November 22, 2009 @ 8:36am PST  Reply to this post

• “And this is why we should have taken the Star Destroyer when we leave the Death Star…”

  Comment by g-unit — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:24pm PST  Reply to this post

• WME strikes again!

  Comment by James S. — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:25pm PST  Reply to this post

• “Dammit, I knew Ari was fucking with us!”

  Comment by Tom — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:39pm PST  Reply to this post

• Here’s a snapshot of an easter egg from the “District 9″ dvd. If you look closely, you not only see why Neill chose WME, but also R2-D2 in the rubble.

  Comment by Richard — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:39pm PST  Reply to this post

• Due to the economy, the yearly retreat will be a little different this year.

  Comment by M — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:40pm PST  Reply to this post

• Who the f**k let Ari hijack this thing?

  Comment by APR — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:41pm PST  Reply to this post

• New assistants, ALL ABOARD!

  Comment by Rock Barnes — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:46pm PST  Reply to this post

• Even the pilot was a result of nepotism…

  Comment by Duke Theodore — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:47pm PST  Reply to this post