“Richard, This Is Bryan. I TOLD You Not To Buy A Jet From Nic Cage.”

COMMENTS (105)

• What I Really Want To Do Is Destruct

  Comment by sj2260 — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 6:52pm PST  Reply to this post

• “Do you guys validate?”

  Comment by CW — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 7:02pm PST  Reply to this post

• “Who let Maverick fly? This ain’t no movie!”

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  Comment by David O'Rourke — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 7:05pm PST  Reply to this post

• But your luggage flew free.

  Comment by Above and Below — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 7:08pm PST  Reply to this post

• Oh, perfect…ANOTHER excuse to not return my calls.

  Comment by Unemployed Writer — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 7:15pm PST  Reply to this post

• We’re going to need a bigger plane.

  Comment by showbizz — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 7:16pm PST  Reply to this post

• Bryan: Listen douchebag, I said nothing about Pilot Season and wanting a new 30 Rock. I told you get a seasoned pilot or we’ll hit the rocks you stupid fuck.

  Comment by Flack Attack — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 7:26pm PST  Reply to this post

• Still beats working for WME.

  Comment by Dan In NYC — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 7:27pm PST  Reply to this post

• Goddamnit, Richard. You missed the WME building!

  Comment by fsho — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 7:43pm PST  Reply to this post

• Pilot to navigator: “I said aim for the WME2 building.”

  Comment by slf — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 7:46pm PST  Reply to this post

• “CAA makes a killing while signing new talent”

  Comment by David Masters — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 7:50pm PST  Reply to this post

• “I don’t give a shit HOW hot she is! You do NOT let Jessica Biel “park” the plane! – JESUS!”

  Comment by McIdiot — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 7:50pm PST  Reply to this post

• “When I said in the staff meeting that WME was a sinking ship, that was NOT an invitation to one-up them you idiot!”

  Comment by planecrash — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 7:53pm PST  Reply to this post

• One of the press junkets for “2012″.

  Comment by EJP — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 7:53pm PST  Reply to this post

• “Hi it’s Jeff Berg. Just want to let you know that the ICM jet has never had so much as an oil leak. You’re still not interested in coming here? Ok, I promise never to call you again.”

  Comment by FatBoy — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 8:13pm PST  Reply to this post

• Assistant: “Hey Mr. Huvane, we’ve made it…which kid Angelina want?”

  Comment by Dakota — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 8:17pm PST  Reply to this post

• “I’ll tell them we were reviewing the new schedules rather than checking the New Moon grosses on Nikki Finke”

  Comment by Andrew — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 8:40pm PST  Reply to this post

• The last time I saw this many snakes on a plane Samuel L. Jackson was shooting at them.

  Comment by Groucho — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 8:45pm PST  Reply to this post

• “Hey, who the fuck let Andy Elkin fly this thing?”

  Comment by CAApal — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 8:51pm PST  Reply to this post

• “Runway, who needs a fuckin’ runway in this business? Okay, I get it, let’s start validating valet parking out front….”

  Comment by Lazy Charles — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 8:55pm PST  Reply to this post

• F***in’ Ari.

  Comment by tfranka — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 9:15pm PST  Reply to this post

• The in-flight movie was “Avatar.”

  Comment by casting couch potato — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 9:30pm PST  Reply to this post

• Ex Clients burying grounds.

  Comment by MBS — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 9:32pm PST  Reply to this post

• “Who was the douchebag who let Ari onboard?”

  Comment by Bharat — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 9:38pm PST  Reply to this post

• “You crash-landed our jet onto the set of the District 9 sequel? You were suppose to try to sign Peter Jackson, not fuck-up his movie!”

  Comment by jeff — Friday November 20, 2009 @ 10:07pm PST  Reply to this post