UPDATE: Those promoted to agents were Alec Botnick (TV Lit), Justin Ongert (TV Alt), Matthew Horowitz (TV Alt), Simon Faber (MP Lit), Derek Zasky (Theater), Josh Bider (Branded Lifestyle), Andrew Finkelstein (Talent), Andrew Dunlap (Talent), Annabel Gualazzi (Talent), Bethany Dick (PA/ Lectures), Nick Cave (Music), Cameron Keiser (Music).
WME's post-merger pains following massive layoffs have been news for most of 2009 on my website. Now I've learned that yesterday's motion picture staff meeting set out to foster better relations between the remaining staff of the two combined agencies as the year closes.
Everyone at Endeavor knows that Patrick Whitesell is a longtime Green Bay Packers fan. Still, it seemed bizarre that he opened the meeting talking about what a great MVP season that veteran QB Brett Favre, aka the Iron Man, is having with the Minnesota Vikings right now. "And we have our own iron man, Ed Limato," Whitesell segued. With that, he held up a Minnesota Vikings jersey emblazoned with the name "Limato" on the back and handed it to the veteran tenpercenter as everyone stood and applauded. Now, if you know Ed, you also know he'd rather go to the symphony than a football game. But the former William Morris agent (who reps Denzel Washington, Steve Martin, Richard Gere and Mel Gibson among others) gamely accepted the jersey and exclaimed, "I can't wait to wear it on Saturday night."
UPDATE: A day later, at the all-company meeting which are held at the Beverly Wilshire hotel, WME watched a video made by WME client Jim Cramer of CNBC's Mad Money fame. He fielded a call from a phoner wanting to know "what the trends for 2010 are for a recently merged entertainment company". Cramer replied that the firm "needs to be promoting its best and brightest". With that, about half a dozen photos of WME staff began flashing on the screen, and, one by one, Cramer announced their promotions to agent status.
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i think i just threw up in my mouth a little. gag…
Revolting.
It’s stories like this that make me totally embarrassed to be an agent….
And the winners are…
I don’t have any sort of of a relationship with WME… but I think 2010 is going to be an amazing year for WME. A lot of lives were affected as they found themselves let go. But looking at the those that remain. WME cut the fluff, they’re lean and ready for 2010. Big (as in head count) isn’t always better.
You have to have “some sort of relationship” with WME.
Oh, this has to be the most humiliating piece you’ve posted in all of 2009!
It sounds like a scene crafted by Cameron Crowe to induce cringing!
I know this isn’t a caption contest, but…
Ari: Great, this just gives me more to fire.
Does anyone know who got upped?
Whitesell is such a cheeseball, but he’s a jerk too. Limato is a total stiff. I can’t imagine how awkward that whole scene must have been. So forced. So trite. The Jim Cramer detail is just more of the same. Are we sure these WME people aren’t all robots?
you don’t know what you’re talking about regarding patrick. patrick is one of the few top agents who returned my calls even before i was a seven-figure earner in this business and if he says he’s going to do something, he does it. if he’s not, he says he’s not going to do it. he’s a stand up guy who used to have a good outside jumper.
limato, well, i still can’t get him on the phone…
Obviously, the person who gave you this info DIDN’T get promoted?!
can someone report who the new agents are and some background on them and the department they were uppped in.
good for all of those new agents it took way too long and you were abused beyond belief but you made it to the end congratulations!!
The end of what?!
Congratulations to the promoted survivors but the life of being an agent isn’t what it used to be… consider how many high-living agents are no longer living high post merger. The lesson to be learned: A promotion to agent is no longer permission to behave like a soulless cretin a la Wirtschafter and his ilk.
Alex Botnick in TV lit., Simon Faber in MP Lit., and Andrew Dunlap in Talent, that’s from the endeavor side.
Alec Botnick (sp.)
not to get too technical but its Alec Botnick. And Jordan Cerf is the new TV lit coordinator.
Shouldn’t the “Jim Cramer of “Mad Money” fame” read “Jim Cramer of ‘Mad Money’ fame, who was totally discredited by John Stewart, and exposed as a crook and fraud in his own video segments”?
I know Simon Faber was upped to MP Lit Agent……he is a great guy
Smartest move of 2009: Tom Strickler leaving Endeavor, dignity and reputation intact.
Green Bay Packers suck.
I have to shower after reading that.
These “clever” ways to announce promotions just feed the egos of the partners.
What’s next? Have Ari get his brother to get Obama himself to announce the promotions in a State of the Union address?
This sounds like High School. Is this serious?
I really hate WME. I just loath them so much. At least John Fogelman is not running the motion picture meetings anymore. The man without a soul. Whitesell, cant be that bad..He was always good to me in the past.
why so snarky, group? congrats to all who were promoted. they certainly deserve it
Congrats to all the new Agents!
Matt Horowitz – TV/ Bethany Dick – Lectures/ Derek Zasky – Theatre/Josh Bider – Branded Lifestyle – this is from NY. I may have forgotten someone….
forget all the haters..just jealous. limato and whitesell are two of the classiest men in hollywood. go wme!
E. Limato was formerly “co-president and uber motion picture talent agent” at ICM. Quote courtesy of deadline.com July 13, 2007.
Hm, still a bit disgruntled that there are only two women in this group…but I have to say Annabel Gualazzi will be an incredible representation…uber talented young woman.
I’m very happy for these new agents. Hopefully I will be lucky enough to be in the same position they are in a few years.