
Steven Spielberg and screenwriter Tony Kushner have spent years trying to frame an epic film about President Lincoln and his agonizing decision to prolong the war and crush the South because it was the only way to abolish slavery. But now I’ve learned that directors Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov have found another angle on the Lincoln story: Abe’s lifelong mission to kill vampires. They’ll produce with Jim Lemley a movie adaptation of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, the Seth Grahame-Smith novel that Grand Central Publishing released today.
Graham-Smith kicks off with the revelation that Lincoln’s mother was killed by a supernatural creature, which fueled his passion to crush vampires and their slave-owning helpers. The novel depicts the 16th U.S. president as an axe-throwing, highly trained vampire killer. The author is making a career of marrying classic tales with a genre bent, and this becomes his second film deal after Lionsgate and Natalie Portman signed on to adapt Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, which infuses a familiar Jane Austen tale with an attack of bloodthirsty zombies. David O. Russell is circling that project as director and Portman is producing and playing the feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet.
Burton, whose Alice in Wonderland opens Friday, has long been a fan of macabre subject matter, with an adaptation of Dark Shadows looming for him and Johnny Depp. Bekmambetov, who despite reports continues to work on his Wanted sequel, covered the bloodsucker terrain with his 2004 Russian film Night Watch. The filmmakers are both repped by WME’s Mike Simpson and used their own money for the option. No studio is involved as of yet.


Good for Seth. He’s a great guy.
I thought he was a professional wrestler?
Vampire hunter and extreme wrestler; clearly there was more to Lincoln than we knew.
Damn… I was working on a spec called George Washington — The Werewolf Hunter. Looks like I’m screwed.
Amazing concept. Can’t wait.
A movie with Lincoln as a vampire hunter? Hrmmm.
Sounds about as entertaining as a movie that’s 2 hours too long, where some Jews kill Hitler and the German High Command in a movie theater in occupied Paris during WWII.
Things could be worse though, a movie about a vampire-hunting Honest Abe could be directed in that ultra-annoying style Tim Burton has…. Oh. Yes. Nevermind.
If this actually gets made, I would say this will be on the bottom of my list of movies to see. But sadly, it won’t even be on that list at all.
And someone’s read Mike Mignola’s AMAZING SCREW ON HEAD, I think…
Are you freaking joking? Abe Lincoln the vampire hunter? Seriously?
What else can I say…This idea is awesome!! I only hope they have the sense to team Abe up with a run away slave played by Wesley Snipes.
I’m psyched about all of these.
I am so sick of vampires. When will it end?
This sounds historically stupid.
oh, great. how rad. let’s find another way to inject vampires into the already vampire saturated conversation. americans are already confused about geography. let’s dumb it right down and undermine any lesson from history too. i’m sorry, i know it’s meant to be tongue in cheek, but this is a lame, lame concept.
this movie sounds very stupid
I think you are fucking idiot. but yea you’re right this does sounds pretty stupid.
Is Johnny Depp going to play Lincoln or the Vampire?
This is very exciting news. Those re-imagined classic books are brilliant and I feel necessary at this point in human evolution. Congrats to all involved and everyone reading this!
Dude WTF? What’s wrong with you?
These are not ‘reimagined’ classics – they are mash-ups . Take a beloved classic or historical figure add vampires, zombies, sea monsters – shake well until the ‘classic’ gets filtered out and serve what you have left. For an idea of what a ‘reimagined classic is go to Dan Simmons reimagining of Edwin Drood in ‘Drood’, Pierre Bayards alternative theory of the Hound of the Baskervilles in ‘Sherlock Holmes was Wrong’, Rubino & Rubino-Bradways expansion of the Jane Austen work Lady Susan in ‘Lady Vernon and Her Daughter’ or Anita Diamant fictionalizng part of Genesis in ‘The Red Tent’
Or you can just pick up Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters…..a classic…..
how the hell is this terrible movie idea relevant, in any way, to human evolution? congrats on being a douche bag.
Almost forgot, THAT’S A BINGO!
ENOUGH WITH VAMPIRES AND ZOMBIES GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
“…because it was the only way to abolish slavery.”? that is a historical joke, right?
I’m hoping so… Lincoln cared about preserving the Union… he said (and I paraphrase) if he could free one slave and preserve the union, that is what he would do… that’s not someone who is against slavery.
Lincoln also said this about slavery, as recorded in a debate with Stephen Douglas in 1854:
“I cannot but hate it. I hate it because of the monstrous injustice of slavery itself. I hate it because it deprives our republican example of it’s just influence in the world- enables the enemies of free institutions, with plausibility, to taunt us as hypocrites!”
And he said this, in a Chicago speech in 1858:
“I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all men are created free and equal.”
And, most famously, this:
“As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy.”
And, there’s the irrefutable fact that it’s his signature on the Emancipation Proclamation. Actions speak loudest of all
Eh….
I look forward to Oliver Twist and Vampires. Catcher and the Rye and Zombies. Twilight and…. opps. Hey, why not Hitler and Warewolves. Napoleon and Vampires. Khan and aliens. Oh, I can’t wait.
“Grahame-Smith clearly has a gimmick of mashing up a period piece with a pop-culture foe (evil robots can’t be far behind for his next novel), and for now that’s working for him.”
Actually, the idea came from Jason Rekulak, who was surfing the web in August 2008 looking for ideas. Which is right after AICN posted this: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/37781 (scroll down to the part on Roanoke)
Coincidence? Maybe. But it is funny a comic book fan just came up with a time period zombie film while surfing the web the same month AICN posted that.
One of the most ingenious book trailers I have ever seen. No wonder it appealed to Tim Burton.
Book Trailer
I started reading this and I’m not sure if I’ll finish it. This would have been much more ‘witty’ as a bio-spoof if the author stuck to using actual quotes from Lincoln out-of-context and stuck to quasi-verifiable biographical details (ala some sort of David Foster Wallace footnote explosion).
Though none of this would translate to film, of course.
Maybe they can get Liam Neeson to play Lincoln, since Spielberg seems to be taking forever to make his picture (and will probably have to wait even longer now)….
Evidence that the years of brain repellent the film studios have been serving in the popcorn and soda at movie theaters has finally effected more than 50% of the population.
I really thought the book was going to be a satire.. but it very surprisingly was not. It was very dark and sometimes really creepy. I read it in less then 24 hours.
I realize the concept sounds a little silly… but if you stop being so narrow minded, it will actually blow your mind.
….However, if the film looks like all the other Tim Burton films I will be genuinely disappointed. His movies are fantastic. But this book cant be whimsical like his other pieces.