EXCLUSIVE: The Iron Man 2 actor is interested in playing Joe, a guy who finds himself accompanying his pregnant teenage girlfriend to Bethlehem, Maryland. His girlfriend’s name is Mary and soon the town is agog that it’s about to witness the Second Coming.
Comedy Sweet Baby Jesus is due to begin filming in August on location in Maryland. Peter Hewitt (Garfield) is directing. The French production will then do studio work in Ireland. British equity investors are financing the $10 million project, which will also qualify for Ireland’s Section 481 tax incentive. Intandem Films, the London-based sales agent, is handling international sales. CAA has helped package the comedy.
If he does sign up, Rockwell will be playing opposite British pop star Pixie Lott as Mary. The name won’t mean much in the States, but over here Lott is the latest teen pop sensation. She’s an acting school brat, who not only sings and dances but writes her own material. CAA has just signed her for the States. She’s so talented that she sets your teeth on edge. Britney Spears was originally going to play the Mary part, but dropped out.
Bette Midler will play “innkeeper” Eleanor and Kim Cattrall, Mary’s mother Darlene.
Brit TV comedy director Bob Spiers first gave producer Philippe Rebboah the script. Rebboah’s first film as associate producer was Amy Redford’s directorial debut The Guitar. “I really loved Steve Blair’s screenplay,” the former MGM exec tells me. “It made me laugh out loud. The script has such fun subverting the treasured details of the Nativity – posing the question, ‘What would we do if it all happened again?’”


This is a one joke premise film. And they’re never good. Why? Because, uhm, they’re a one joke premise film. Obviously they’ll be no surprises throughout it. Every mildly amusing “joke” will relate to the mistaken nature of yokels, sorry locals, thinking she’s giving birth to a new baby jesus. I’m sure that won’t get old real fast. Zzzzzzzzz
And note to the person who said the script made them laugh out loud: You’re a jackass, ridiculous, and lying. You’re just saying that for the benefit of the morons who have decided to back this lame concept. The dumb leading the dumb.
Sam Rockwell…you’re a helluva an actor, but walk away. After all…you’ll be directed by the man who directed “Garfield”. “Garfield” What more proof do you need it’s gonna suck? People that choose to direct a movie like “Garfield”, deserve the mediocre career they subsequently have. Trust me, he’s not ever, EVER gonna do anything of merit, or artistic value. He CHOSE to direct “Garfield” for crying out loud. Enuff said, Sam.
God, Hollywood sucks.
Ricardo, how do you know what happened with the guy who directed Garfield? Maybe that movie was in the hands of a studio that made promises about commitment to quality and failed to keep them (they call the shots, not him). Maybe he had no choice and had to keep working. Lots of possibilities. But assuming the worst isn’t good for you.
Decaf.
It’s good they got all those tax breaks, because I just don’t see this movie making any money in America.
Irreligious people will avoid for fear it might be respectful and henceforth “preachy,” and religious people will avoid it because they see the words “nativity” and “comedy” as a huge turn-off.
I can’t wait to see this movie. 70,s, comedy about nativity seem very promising. Director is a great one, so those who feel already offended can stay home. I will be the first in line.
Whoa… does this premise sound familiar.
Pixie Lott was born in 1991 and Sam Rockwell was born in 1968 (according to wikipedia). How is a 42-year-old dude knocking up his 19-year-old g.f. a hilarious take on the nativity? All I can say is – yuck.
“How is a 42-year-old dude knocking up his 19-year-old g.f. a hilarious take on the nativity?” — Hey it’s better than a 14yr old being knocked up by a 40yr old.
I could see this film working, but it needs something to give it heart, otherwise it will just turn into a religious bashing rant, and though I’m not religious myself rants get boring real quick. I wouldn’t dismiss this movie so quickly just because it’s religious comedy, after all at the time no one expected Life Of Brian to do as well as it did. I say give it chance before we dismiss it, no matter how crazy it sounds.
Oh Ginger. Your righteous indignation speaks to all of us who are shocked, shocked, by this premise. An older man getting in trouble for knocking up a much younger woman? How could that ever lead to dramatic situations, humor and moral lessons? You can bet there will even be cigarette smoking in this picture.
This has been done before.
Word, Ginger. A 40-something man knocks up a little girl, and that’s supposed to be funny?? To who? Phillip Garrido? Pedophiles??
I know being born in 1991 makes her sound like a toddler, but guess what? It’s 2010. She’s nineteen. Very safely over the age of consent in any U.S. state.
If they wanted to make the Biblical parallel even closer, they would’ve made her younger. I’m assuming they didn’t to *avoid* being creepy (and to avoid a legal subplot).
Aethists will love this movie…..but you cant count on them to for anything….
I doubt that atheists will like it, either, but at least they’ll be able to spell it.
The age difference between Joseph and Mary is actually likely historically accurate – in fact, to be more accurate, Mary would have to be more like 13 or 14, but God forbid we should let the facts stand in the way of 21st century morality.
So if you have a problem with the movie, let it be for something actually pertaining to the art of the movie itself.
And finally, as an American, I can tell you that many of us have a healthy appreciation for satire, even religious satire, and if this movie is pitched well (and if Sam Rockwell really does sign on, it will speak much for the quality of the material), then there will be an audience for it here.
What a lame effort…. Another manifestation of an infantile society.
I thought part of the pitch was that they are a disfunctional family – so a big age difference would fit the story. If Kim Catrell is playing Pixie Lotts mom then the old ‘daughter brings home an new older boyfriend much to mothers disaproval’ could be a lot of fun!
Umm…isn’ the phrase “sets your teeth on edge,” here applied to Pixie Lott, usually used in connection with something that’s massively irritating?
Few things here -
In Hollywood, when you get a job, you take it. If it is funded by FOX, you definitely take it – doesn’t matter what it is. If you were offered a deal from FOX to direct a film and make millions, you would say “no”? That’s what I thought.
Second, Americans LOVE movies like this. It pushes the envelope one step more and we love it. Oh yeah, and NO ONE lined up to see The Passion of the Christ.
Lastly, Sam Rockwell isn’t doing it. He’s doing another film. Adrien Brody is in.
Whatever…tool.