
In the latest example of Hollywood alchemy that mixes real historical figures with flesh-eating zombies, Double Feature partners Michael Shamberg and Stacey Sher have optioned Paul Is Undead, an Alan Goldsher novel that re-imagines the history of The Beatles–with John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr re-cast as zombies.
Written as oral history, the book details how Lennon, a zombie guitarist in Liverpool, kills and reanimates McCartney, then does the same with Harrison and Starr. They create hits and bloody mayhem across the world, pursued by England’s greatest zombie hunter, Mick Jagger. They also engage in a battle with Eighth Level Ninja Lord Yoko Ono, and snack on the brains of swooning fans.
“I am a huge Beatle’s fan like the rest of the world and Alan’s mash up, which really showcases his love of music history and his appreciation of the zombie world, is a fun, funny read,” said Sher, who with Shamberg have teamed on more serious films ranging from Pulp Fiction to Get Shorty, Erin Brockovich and the upcoming Steven Soderbergh-directed Contagion, a film that stars Matt Damon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law and Kate Winslet. “The illustrations are fantastic, and how can you not love a book where Jesus agrees with Zombie John Lennon, that the Beatles are in fact bigger than him. We will be going out to studios, financiers, and talent soon.”
While Beatles purists might be tempted to belt out a chorus of blasphemy, zombies are hot. Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov are working together on an adaptation of the Seth Grahame-Smith novel Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, and Lionsgate and Natalie Portman are adapting Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, a film David O. Russell is circling as director.
I’m trying to think of a clever line for the one-sheet, but am drawing a blank on Beatles song titles. Except one: Help.


This is in bad taste. Lame.
Bad taste? You left out “pardon the pun”. Besides, I find your post in baste taste towards polio victims.
The former does not necessarily equate to the latter,
Let’s not forget a zombie movie for Metallica, Green Day and Pearl Jam next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tagline – “I Get Help With A Little Bite From My Friends”
This. Sounds. Awesome.
this. is. utterly. retarded.
Agreed that this is in bad taste since most of the “characters” in the book are still alive. I guess it’s only a matter of time before we get books featuring Elvis, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, and Buddy Holly as zombies.
Elvis is already a vampire nammed Bubba in the Southern Vampire Mysteries, formally known as TrueBlood.
No…. Elvis fought a Mummy named Bubba HoTep in a movie of the same name- having no relation to true blood at all…
I read an advance copy of this. It’s hilarious.
http://alangoldsher.blogspot.com/2010/03/excerpt-from-paul-is-undead-british.html
Are they really able to do this without getting sued?
As always with The Beatles, it all comes down to the music. Will this be a Rutles-type spoof with original music that parodies the Beatles style? Or will they stick with the original material — in which case they’d have to get The Beatles permission to use their original masters (not likely!) or record new, sound-alike versions of the old hits (very lame!)
The basic concept is mildly interesting. But they’d have to really nail the details and load it with clever comedy to make the film a must-see for Beatles fans.
Any word on what role the actual 60s British band The Zombies play in this universe?
Yeah, this is totally lame. But dan’s comment about the band The Zombies should not be ignored. Also, I think there a few kinks in this concept. Perhaps it could be fixed by getting Ray Davies’ help.
I checked the date before I posted; it’s not April 1st, but it should be. This sounds so incredibly stupid – it’ll probably make a mint.
As noted, I read the advance. Rod Argent’s in there…a lot.
Thank God, it ‘s not Magic Eight Ball Zombies. Or G.I. Joe Zombies.
It may turn a nickel, but the real question is will the kids find The Beatles(Who the hell are those guys with those goofy haircuts, Mom?) interesting enough to give a hoot.
I doubt if their 60 year old groupies will care about the Zombie angle enough to make this a hit. But, hey, I thought A-Team was as dumb as a bag of Sarah Palin books. That nutty show ran for what, 5,6, years?
I read the P and P Zombie book. More fun than a barrel of Priests. But, then I dig SyFy and alternate history stuff.
Make a lot of money today everybody!
…actually, I’m 28 and found the book absolutely hysterical and very tongue-in-cheek. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover- it’s not meant for strictly Beatles fans, but fans of the Beatles, Zombies and Ninjas.
I Want to Eat Your Hand
No, No . Play the movie backwards. russ gibb
This trend is officially over.
Come on, y’all. I must be one of the ultimate Beatlemaniacs, and I’ll be first in line at the ticket office.
this whole zombie craze has gotta be chalked up to hollywood nepotism…it’s just gotta be.
HAHAHAHA yeah…..most of the Hollywood decision makers ARE the walking dead!!!
OMG, Russ Gibb? Are you the DJ Russ Gibb that created the “Paul Is Dead” phenom on KEENER 13?
If so, so cool that you’re posting here!
Love the comment about taking this project to studios, financiers, and talent soon. The property was optioned in late March – to think they haven’t already tried is naive.
Studios will stay away from this property because of legal issues. How is a Marketing dept. supposed to hype this film without the Beatles permission? Studios answer to shareholders and there’s no way they’ll invest in a litigious property. The Rutles were sued for their parody back in the day. Same will happen here.
Last I checked Michael Jackson owned 200 song rights – good luck dealing with his estate.
>>’m trying to think of a clever line for the one-sheet, but am drawing a blank on Beatles song titles. Except one: Help.
Um, run for your life?
Girls are from Vampires and boys are from Zombies…
If the studios can balance the zombie that appeals to young (and old) males, and the romance of vampires to capture the interest of tween and teen girls, and mix in the humor the likes of “Fido”, “Shaun of the Dead”, and “Zombieland”, I don’t see why Hollywood couldn’t create a minor Bonanza…
Speaking of which, the Cartwrights and especially Hoss as zombies on horseback would be outstanding.
I have to say, I honestly have no idea how to react to this. “Off-the-wall” comes to mind, but I’m really not sure if I mean that in a good way. When i first heard about these zombie/monster mash-ups, I thought it was a pretty cool idea; but when I read a couple pages of Pride and Prejudice with zombies, The “writing” was less than mediocre. The Mick Jagger idea is pretty cool (simply because of the rivalry) But I cant help feeling the author simply tossed historical references into a generally stupid concept. I hate to say this, but the zombie and vampire crap is getting old, and fast. As for a movie, all I can say is “Are you effing kidding me?” I’m almost certain I couldn’t sit through more than half an hour of this. I am a fan of the Beatles, and that makes the idea kinda cool; But I still cant get past the fact that this lazy half-a$$ed writing is losing the little charm or wit it even had. Remakes and adaptations are one thing, but can we please, for the love of god, stop adding random monsters to other peoples work to make a quick buck. That was far more long winded than I intended, but hey, I guess I needed a good healthy rant.
(from firstshowing)
I’m a brain bite-r (paperback writer)?
Eleanor Zombie?
Got to put an end to your life (Got to get you into my life)?
Happiness is in warm blood?
I’ll nut up, not run. (I’ll follow the sun)?
How do we get out (we can work it out)?
Parody or Not, I hope the Apple finds a way to stop this travisty!