
EXCLUSIVE (Updated with a mini Q&A with Mara Altman): HBO is developing a comedy about a young woman’s quest to achieve the female orgasm. No, this is not a Sex and the City spinoff about Samantha’s twenties. The pay cable network has optioned the non-fiction book Thanks For
Coming: A Young Woman’s Quest For An Orgasm, with Grumpy Old Men scribe Mark Steven Johnson on board to adapt and Pretty In Pink helmer Howard Deutch attached to direct.
Thanks For Coming, which was published by HarperCollins last year, was written by Mara Altman, who will serve as a consultant on the HBO project, also tentatively titled Thanks For Coming.
In the book, Altman, a former staff writer for The Village Voice, chronicles her experiences of a twenty-six-year-old, attractive, successful, single woman in New York who’d never had an orgasm and sets out on a journey to achieve it. Johnson recently directed the romantic comedy When In Rome.
Since finishing Thanks For Coming, Altman has been working on another, a novel, while also writing a small book about cacti and succulents as well as freelancing for magazines like New York and Inside Jersey. She answered a few questions about her experiences, her book and her HBO project.
How do you feel about the possibility of your book becoming an HBO series?
Altman: I’m very excited about the prospect of HBO adapting my book for a comedy series. It’s not everyday that a dysfunctional vulva gets to move out of marginalization and into the limelight. Of course, like my book, the show would be about much more than a curious pussy with problems.
Will the series have a happy ending and did you have yours?
Altman: If the book made it to series, it would be a fictionalized account of my journey and would therefore not follow my exact path. As for my book, which chronicles a year of intense orgasm immersion – having a sacred whore, staying with an orgasm commune, researching my orgasmic ancestry in Israel, masturbating in an fMRI machine and more – I did manage to have some luck with orgasm. My conclusion: orgasm metaphors – like a volcano, like an explosion, etc – should be abolished. They prime us for a particular experience when the experience is actually entirely unique. That being said, my first was similar to the response I had when I bit into my first escargot – not quite what I expected, but willing to try another. And as one Tantra teacher told me, “There are as many different kinds of orgasms as there are stars in the sky.” Just because I’ve had one doesn’t mean that the journey is over.
Have you had a lot of interest in the book besides the HBO deal?
Altman: Thanks for Coming got a couple translation deals – Germany and Latin America. And of course, promoting a controversial book has given me some memorable moments. I had a spread in Marie Claire Brazil and saw a bold pull-quote that said “Vagina Autista.” Translation: Autistic Vagina. I also had an interesting radio interview with Jay Thomas. He somehow got me to falsely admit to fisting myself.
Were you surprised how much interest the story about the HBO project based on your book has created?
Altman: I am really surprised. It’s super fun to see the interest and diverse opinions. People tend to be very passionate about sex, especially other people’s sex. Overall, I would just be happy if the project gets made and if it gives us a fun and entertaining way to continue talking authentically about pleasure, desires and fulfillment.
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season finale twist: she has no vagina– she’s sewed up at the seams with yarn like a teddy bear! WHA!!!???
best show ever
OMG! I’m on the same quest
the series ending will probably something like – she keeps screwing guys in search of the orgasm while befriending the nice guy down the hall. One nite that relationship will develop after a few drinks from friend to lover and he’ll be the earthquake she was waiting for. She resisted because shes not attracted to him and he’s a “friend”. She’ll discover the big O its not a one time occurrence, you need a solid relationship to have one…
they can carry the friend storyline throughout a couple of seasons (kind of like big vs. aidan) and maybe add some stunt casting to tease the viewer into which one of the hunky guest stars will be the big O guy…..
Makes me yearn for the days of “Arliss” and “Dream On.”
A few predictions: 1) They will milk the high concept for all the attention they can get and then turn it into Sex and the City redux in episode 2. 2) There is going to be a shitstorm of criticism (and deservingly so) that they chose men to write and direct a show that it’s VERY difficult to argue wouldn’t be better handled by women. 3) Maureen Dowd will write a column about the whole thing in the NYT. 4) HBO will commision a show with a high-profile women team of writer and director as a peace offering. You heard it here first.
Sounds like an edge of your seat real nail biter. Is this what people really want to see right now? Seriously?
it’s more of a movie idea, no?
You’re right. Someone pitched this script at CAA, it did the rounds. It sucked. Achieving an orgasm is not a story. And then those “geniuses” wonder why the Summer movies have flopped. HA-HA!
I stopped at the part about Howard Deutch directing. A man without a single ounce of talent. Never should have been a director, got jobs cuz he’s fun to hang out with, seriously, this is joke but the idea is a little infantile so maybe it’s a good match.
I can’t wait to see ‘the making of’, that should be hilarious……
Wow, people love garbage.
Exactly!
HBO is officially dead.
i think, it will be a good and funny movies.
Is there really an audience for watching an idiot learn to masturbate?
Isn’t that what the internet is for.
It’s more than interesting that the show is written and directed by men. What else is there to say.
(Oh, okay, “michael” said it first. Spot on!). To this female it is laughable and not in a good way.
Stick it in with a grin,pull it out with a shout.
And yet the squawking male dopes are just fine with seemingly every other movie being about some idiot masturbator looking to get laid. Sounds like a lot of sexually inept dudes uncomfortable with their failure to please a woman, or even get a woman. Go unleash your rage and mommy issues in therapy.
Why? When HBO will do it for you?
Yeah, it’s good, very useful, thanks
Some..if not most…of the comments here are ridiculous. HBO only makes shows for females? I would be surprised if Entourage, Big Love, Curb, Hung, Bored to Death, How to make it, Treme and the upcoming Boardwalk Empire+Game of Thrones aren’t heavily male skewing. Even True Blood is more of a male geek show than a female show.
And where’s the logic that men can’t write about the secret wishes from women? Nip/Tucks Ryan Murphy for example writes pretty good about straight men.
That being said…I would be pissed if this show get’s made after HBO turned down the Preacher series from Johnson/Deutch. A 2 hour movie can never capture the heart of the graphic novels.
One word for poor young Mara: vibrator.I know, I know, you want to have one with another person in the room. Ok, another word-margarita.
I tend to agree w/the posters who are skeptical that this conceit can be sustained for multiple seasons.. agree w/the poster who speculates that if it keeps going, it’ll just turn into another Sex & the City type show..but not as good.
Agree re: the choice of w/d is odd, not only that it’s two guys, but really not the hippest choices!. if they wanted to hire men, they could’ve thought a bit more out of the box..but really..they should’ve hired their own Liz Brixius and Linda Wallem tandem
re: discussion about the female-skewing nature of tv. There’s plenty of options for men–Spike, FX, Syfy, Ice Road Truckers, Deadliest Catch, etc-and HBO itself has, as was pointed out, Entourage, Bored to Death, Treme and the upcoming Boardwalk Empire & Game of Thrones. Not sure re True Blood, don’t watch it, but suspect it’s got a decent share of male viewers.,.dunno.. maybe not
HBO lacks a clear brand –they’re all over the map– maybe that’s deliberate? Showtime,FX USA and TNT are the most clearly branded adult-oriented nets(apart from Lifetime & Syfy which are clear niche programming) –you know exactly what you’re getting.
Seriously HBO, how is this a show FOR women? Sounds like torture to me…season after season of “How I Met My Orgasm”? (Tell the girl to give me a call and I’ll talk her through it. You have to know your own first…)
On SATC this would be an episode (in fact I think it was.) “No, this is not a Sex and the City spinoff about Samantha’s twenties.” Oh Nellie, even Samantha, like many real women, probably had her first ‘O’ before 3rd grade.
I think HBO chose the perfect dream team as those two certainly have a trunk packed with hilarious stories of women not climaxing.
Perhaps a remake of, “Field of Dreams” but instead have someone trying to construct a whore house.
“If you build it, they will come!” — The Fairy Madam.