I’ve confirmed that this tell-all video truly was made by Gavin Polone’s New York assistant. “Sadly, it isn’t altogether untrue,” Polone (Prince Of Darkness Is Suing Yet Again…) tells me. “People seem to like it. Maybe it will inspire an HBO series about me?” I’d watch that show but it’s already on the air. It’s called Entourage.
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What an excruciating video.
Yeah, the word ‘humorless’ springs to mind.
Hilarious! But I was a little disappointed it wasn’t a sex tape.
I cannot stop laughing at this.
This is like SWIMMING WITH SHARKS!! I love it!!
Are the stories true?
Is he really this bad?
What is his biggest accomplishment to give him such a big ego?
how about Curb your Enthusiasm jacka$$
His name is on Curb. Dude doesn’t actually do anything for the show. Jackass. He did produce Primeval and Secret Window. Nice job, Polone.
Wow. That was AMAZING. Kudos to the assistant. Hell-A is run by a bunch of pricks. But really…this is new news?
oh God. At least put some effort into it if you’re going to make a video of it.
Funnier would’ve been better. All that anger and no accuracy. Go postal on his ass.
Not a good one. The Slinky meeting video is funny. This is just unpleasant, like being in the room with the real Gavin.
Gavin Palone is clearly an asshole…but so is the person who made this. The video is petty and pathetic.
I actually interviewed for an assistant position for him years ago – thank god I didn’t get it. During the whole “interview” he sulked and whined about how he could never get his TV to work and that one of my main responsibilities would be to go to his house and wait for the repair guy. Total douchebag.
the really scary thing is he says it’s not altogether untrue. the lunatic seems to be running the asylum here.
Gavin, because I know you’ll read this, I have to tell you: The Waffle is Awful. Truly mediocre place to eat.
hahahahahahahah! Are there awards for post comments? GOLD
Gavin is one of the biggest dorks you’re ever gonna meet.
He’s also not as savvy as he likes to believe… It was him and the rest of that overpriced Conan “team” that screwed up the NBC deal. If they would have added a timeslot requirement in the contract, Conan wouldn’t have lost out like he did.
Shame on all of us for letting this douchebag continue to roll over the town. He sells shows then does nothing to render services. Yet he is treated with kid gloves. Can someone tell me why?
if you can type
you can make movies
too funny
Gavin needs to eat a Bic Mac and smoke some sh*t. He’d probably be a lot cooler then. Life’s too short to waste on diet and exercise.
This is pee your pants FUNNY!
GENIUS.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long, long time. I don’t even know Gavin, but this is hysterical. (And way, way funnier than anything that’s ever been on Entourage.)
The first one of these xtra-normal videos were hilarious — the Slinky meeting. This just isn’t very funny.
The greatest thing ever posted on Deadline! Loved it!
Aside from the racism, that wasn’t particularly incisive. So he made you get lunch, but described it specifically each time? Then he told you to go off and enjoy yourself with a facial, manicure, or window shopping? I WISH my boss invited me to take off midday for leisure time!
The only thing this proves is that his NY Asst. is a shitty writer. She better keep getting Gavin’s lunch order’s.
There is nothing realistic about Entourage in terms of being a film industry show. Action! with Jay Mohr was more realistic. The best thing HBO could do is dump Entourage and then produce an authentic show about the film industry.
So brilliant.
April is hardcore. But she might be Asian.
Seems like your typical Hollywood douche bag, but with an added touch of narcissism and self-hate.