EXCLUSIVE: After cranking out three bestsellers, E! Entertainment Chelsea Lately host Chelsea Handler has taken the next step forward. She has been given her own imprint by her publisher, the Hachette Book Group USA division Grand Central Publishing. The imprint, called Borderline Amazing/A Chelsea Handler Book, will kick off with Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me, a book that will be published May 2011. The imprint starts with a three-book deal. The second will ostensibly written under the byline of her long-suffering dog, Chunk (the pooch has a co-writer, who has been helping with a Twitter feed that apparently has a rabid following). Borderline Amazing Productions, the shingle she runs with Tom Brunelle, will oversee the publishing venture.
Handler, who has become increasingly entrepreneurial since her E! show premiered in 2007, said the imprint gives her the opportunity to hatch books from some of the talent that appears on her show. Handler is also embracing the inevitable: once up and comers get established, the public wants to see them taken down a few pegs. Why shouldn’t the latter process be handled by loved ones who can profit from it?
Said Handler: “I’ve written three books now, and while they throw money at you after awhile, I completed the Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang book tour, went out every weekend and signed all those books, and I don’t know if I can do it again. I’m 35 years old, I’m tired. This is a different approach, getting all my friends and family involved, telling them how I’ve screwed them over. I’ll be editing and overseeing, while my family and friends make money off me and get something back from the torture I’ve put them through. I’ve got a couple other ideas and people I want to see write books.” Of the Chunk opus, Handler told me: “Chunk has it tough. All he wants is to be with me, but I leave him with all the misfits in my life while I go on the road. This will be an easy book for him to write.”
Handler, who aside from the show and the three books has headlined 80 dates of the Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang comedy tour and rang up 33rd on the Forbes list of 100 Most Powerful Women. One of her books, Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea, was sold for an NBC comedy series on which she’ll be exec produce and play a recurring character. ISB New Media made her publishing deal.






Chelsea’s smart – she knows it’ll all be over in a blink of an eye so make it while you can. Good luck!
I am a steaming loser. My life has no meaning. My deals have dried up, and now, I stare at my computer, counting everything that everyone else is doing, while weighing that against all I have tried and failed to achieve. Thanks, Deadline.
Don’t get down on yourself. Consider this quote from Lyndon Baines Johnson. While he wasn’t anybody’s favorite president, he was wise when he advised, “Nothing matters more than perseverance. Without it, all other talent is useless.” Never say die.
Chelsea is so damn funny. She’s just popping up everywhere and I love it.
I’m waiting for NBC to get smart and dump that no-talent Jimmy Fallon or ABC to get rid of Jimmy Kimmel or something and put Chelsea where she belongs on network television or a much bigger platform.
God somebody please give this woman a talk show!
I am so tired of these old gasbag losers and whiny half-men like Fallon.
Conan and Kimmel are the only guys who try like hell to entertain.
First of all Conan and Kimmel are terrible and unoriginal. Fallon is hilarious and Leno is not even worth the airtime any longer. HBO would be perfect for her.
Chelsea is so…Chelsea. A unique and wonderfully refreshing entertainer. She’s smart, witty, bubbly and seems to always be well-informed of the latest happenings. She comes across as confident, yet never complacent. Beautiful, but not conceited. She never fails to bring a little sunshine into everyone’s life and that’s another of her positive and valuable traits. In short, a delightful, intelligent and hilariously funny tv personality and writer.
There is no way she is 35 years old. She looks like she is at least in her mid-40′s.
That’s part of her sarcasm. She’s 47, but she tells people she’s 35 so people will see she has a sense of humor.
You’ve GOT to be kidding…I hope you’re kidding Chelsea is not in her fortys she probably looks a little older than what you expect a 35 year old to look like in Hollywood because she is real and hasn’t had any work done…Thank God…Chelsea is amazing and beautiful and hilarious and true to herself. And anyone who thinks she is older needs to just shut up…seriously
i dont care if you think she is in her 40′s 50′ or whatever.. she is hot as hell, intelligent, and funny. why she does not have an even larger syndicated show is beyond me.
Way to go, Chelsea! I can take a few lessons from your brilliant self-promotion. Chelsea knows she’s at fourteen minutes and counting. Good for her!
Ok but…so this is basically just for her and her “team” to publish stuff? Are funny people who don’t work at Chelsea Lately going to be allowed to submit material? This sort of favoritism/exclusivity rubs me the wrong way. Chelsea Handler’s country club imprint – we don’t publish your kind.
Chelsea is the new American Dream:
Liquored up, sex-crazed, ignorant, vulgar, nonspiritual, amoral…and rich.
Men want to fuck her drunken, wanton, rich ass-and get a laugh while they’re at it.
Women want to fuck LIKE her-drunk, in control, treating men like the idiotic dildos that they are, with no strings attached.
Millions of dollars flow to this sad, lost woman.
Yet Chelsea’s social opposites- decent, sober, educated, respectful, spiritual & moral folks-struggle in anonymity.
Question 1: Why does money, fame, and power, usually flow to the least deserving?
Question 2: What is it about our species/culture/psychology that finds the Chelsea’s of the world so entertaining?
Well you’re obviously jealous…
Lucky pooch!
You go girl!!!!! This makes me happy. People that know what they want, get what they want…plain and simple. Keep it up
“PLG”….You are clearly retarded. The reason she has millions of dollars flowing to her is because she’s one smart cookie! She has made a name for herself, published books, got herself a tv show, and gone on a nationwide book tour. She is a great role model for independent women – a refreshing change from people like the desperate housewives of wherever that are rich and famous for doing…..NOTHING! Those are the women you should be attacking. Oh and you say she’s immoral but here you are dropping the F bomb…some people would say that is immoral. And by the way, just because the woman likes vodka it does not make her a drunk! You stuck up, arrogant, nincumpoop!
I LOVE seeing Chelsea blossom. I remember when her show was brand new. I used to talk about it on the air when I did radio back East. I knew then this girl wasn’t going to be a 5 minute success. For The comment above posted by “PLG”…this is exactly why people like you aren’t recognized like Chelsea is. Re-read your comment. Live life by the balls, don’t hold back and just DO it. People like you aren’t meant for people like Chelsea. This isn’t a science “PLG”…some people have it, some people don’t. Nobody said YOU had to read or post on this article..but you did anyway. LOL * eyeroll * Maybe Chelsea will remember her fans from when she just came on to the circuit. Chelsea, thank you for making my days end on a great note. A tip of the KRYS-opulus.
Thank you Chelsea for the many laughs you have given me in my quiet little life. You are highly intelligent and very funny. I own all three of your books and have enjoyed reading them. I never miss your show,even if I’m busy,lost track of time or any other reason. I tape it and watch it before I go to bed. Thank you again for just being you.
YOU GO GIRL! PLG…if that’s the way you feel, your entitled to your opinion, but I think your being a TAD dramatic. Write back when you have what she has (fun).
Chelsa Handler is great. She is hilarious, pretty and honest to a fault. Sweet and upfront. Says what she means and means what she says. All you haters need to find someone who deserves to be hated. Please remember she is a comedian, so she jokes alot.
You go Girrrrrrrl!!! Keep it up and out of control!!!
Why don’t you tell why you are keeping up with her and commenting on someone so undeserving of anything. You must find her entertaining.
Just finished her book My horizontal life. First time in a long time that I actually laughted out loud while reading a book (e-reader) Looking forward to buying another.
Chelsea- the NEXT OPRAH!!!
Chelsea is the funniest person i’ve ever heard and she definatly deserves everything thats coming to her. Watching her show always brightens my night and reading her books reminds me to laugh at the bullshit in life. She should get her own tv channel like Oprah.
am going to bed and then gettingup to buy tix for chelseas sydney show..i fogot to get the presale code bollox and now will probably have a seat in the rafters….I have been long time fan… saw her tape a show here last time and keen to see the stand up!
Chunky chunky choo choo chelsea
night peeps
been missing Guy Branham……does he still work for Chelsey Lately?
For the age police above, WTF difference does it make? How old are you to obsess over the validity of entertainment, based off of age?
For the “quality control police” you have an option, don’t watch,read, or listen?
15 min of fame? New York times bestseller 3 books!No talent? really? Who does your math?
For the “15 minute” police