
Cue the hair jokes: Comedy Central just announced it has locked in Donald Trump as its next roastee. Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump will tape on March 9 in New York City for a Spring 2011 premiere. “I’ll show up to the Roast because Comedy Central is paying me a lot of money, but I’m confused as to how anybody could make fun of me,” Trump said. Added Elizabeth Porter, Comedy Central’s SVP, specials and talent. “We are so glad he agreed to be Roasted. I’m hoping he buys me a plane.”
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It’ll be an hour of fowl mouthed has-beens insulting his hair and saying “You’re fired” over and over, sounds like a blast.
Comedy Centeral: Were comedy went to die.
lock up your daughters.
.Donald trump is coming to town..
its going to be really funny!
Only if your daughters are under 30, blonde, and/or Eastern European.
C’mon, the roasts are funny. But maybe not this one; I’ve never seen Trump laugh.
I wonder if there will be any jaded, bitter wannabes accusing each other of being gay? That I’d watch!
Could be funny. I wonder which former “Celebrity Apprentice” contestants will join the roast. Joan Rivers will probably be one. I hope Gilbert Godfried and Jeffrey Ross are also two of the roasters.
sure to be plenty of jokes about Trump’s publicity stunts, bankruptcy, and of course his ex wives
I have a hard time imagining this because he takes himself so seriously, it seems.
More of a roast of the Situation than of the Donald and I loved it.
I am shocked at how they become famous and hope that he bombed so bad on this roast means that we have seen the end of him and can only hope that he takes Snooky with him !!
Down with reality actors .