Please, just kill me now. Cuz I’m not going to survive this relentless Paramount marketing for the February 11th release of Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never biopic. But all this “pimp” and ‘bitch” talk? Thought this was a G-rated pic:
Editor-in-Chief Nikki Finke - tip her here.


I think I’m going to be sick…
For the love of Pete.
When will this mad Justin jag end? It is like a recurring migraine that manifests itself in unceasing sonic torture and media masturbation. I’m sick and tired of it and would rather listen to the ‘Best of Perry Cuomo’ for a year than see another song, post or movie involving this VH1 True Hollywood story implosion waiting to happen in three… two….
This pip squeak annoys the bejesus out of me. (though I might be jealous because he pulls more hot girls than this 3o-something dude can and drives away cooler sports car!)
Oh well, he and Tyler Lautner are the dynamic duo of Hollywood overrated -ness.
So, I feel your pain, Nikki.
Perry Cuomo? You mean Andrew Como–or is that Mario?
“Gag me,” as they say, “with a spoon.”
And, I hate the word “bitch.” I hate even more that this moron Bieber is turning another generation on to its acceptability.
“Gag me,” as they say, “with a spoon.”
And, I cannot stand that Bieber is promoting the word “bitch” onto his generation. It is overused, hateful and tiresome.
Thank you. Nothing like teaching little 10- and 11-year-old white girls that it is “cool” when a boy you idolize calls you a bitch. After all, we see how well this principle has worked in black communities, where a steady diet of hip hop “culture” has convinced little black girls that they are worthy of being called bitches and “hoes.”
And the degeneration of American society continues apace.
Not only is this promotional cross pollination an evolutionary abomination, one can only hope that some kind of spin-off/joint film deal is not concurrently in the works. However, I do see the humor in this promo vid. A bit surreal. It’s only for the next few weeks, Nikki.
Ah… a “G” rated movie marketed by a notorious degenerate who is teaching you how to be a “pimp” and exits with “bitches”… Doesn’t seem to fit. Also, the two of them together may create a black hole stimulated by the purest and most potent doucheness possible to be calculated.
So their idea was to have a commercial where they’re talking about “pimping,” and calling people “bitches,” but the movie is rated G? Does that make sense to anyone?
Ah… a “G” rated movie marketed by a notorious degenerate who is teaching you how to be a “pimp” and exits with “bitches”… Doesn’t seem to fit. Also, the two of them together may create a black hole stimulated by the purest and most potent douchebagness ever fathomed.
Sorry, NF. You love it, but refuse to admit it. Therapy is your hope. Of course, when JB’s voice goes, you may have the last laugh.
How can anyone question this marketing logic?
Sure, his flick will be Rated G, but let’s be honest…Bieber fans are border-line “Past Disney” (hopefully) and are now avid MTv watchers.
You don’t have to like it, but it’s smart marketing.
Exactly. We read how the show does insanely well in the 12-34 Demo… Look at the age that demo rating starts. 12.
And now you see why MTV did this.
awww come on… it’s cute. made me chuckle. and a pimp gotta do what a pimp does and dat be strait up pimpin right there.
Give into it, its like a tide. You will all love it. It’s the new Spinal Tap / Some Kind of Monster.
you complain about Justin, but wank off to Taylor Lauter…unreal
Have to admit, this is actually pretty funny.
When will the commercialism finally stop! No more dumb Bridge & Tunnel types posturing as studs and the cool kids at the high school lunch table. For a network that “cares” MTV has no problem showing THEM smoking, drinking, fu&*ing. RE BeiberFever: No more white inner-suburbia thugs a la Justin Beiber, produced (literally in all meanings of the word) by much bigger and MUCH better names in music. Beiber is sort of their master technological feat, displayed for as many fools with cash as can be exploited. That affected thuggy southern accent, like he’s black or cool or black cool; the fluff music; the back up dancers being cuter and more talented than the star…. (me looking up at clock) it’s been about 15 minutes by now hasn’t it?
This must surely be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.
Explain the logic to me:
Bieber is trying to entice his dedicated tween fans to attend his trainwreck, 3D film by soliciting the help of a jobless, self-indulgent, douche-baggy 28 year-old guido?
Am I missing something here? This either has to be one of the worst marketing decisions of all time or a forewarning for a flood of biblical proportions.
What’s with all the anger? Can’t we all just stand in wonder at teh joy of a teenager and a moron instructing an audience of teenagers and morons where and how best to get head during a film which no doubt needs such distractions? I mean that was what they were talking about with the whole back of the theater thing, right?