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First, it was the Charlie Sheen HBO show that never was. Now comes the Charlie Sheen memoir about his eight years on CBS’ Two and a Half Men. In his daily update to TMZ, the troubled star says he is working on a tell-all book about what happened behind the scenes of the hit show. That is, of course, if there is anything left unsaid after Sheen is done with his current radio show speaking tour/gossip site confessions. Sheen says he plans to start the bidding for the book at $10 million, which is about how much he is poised to lose from the show scrapping production on 8 episodes of its eighth-season order because of his personal problems.
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Sheen has permanent drug induced dementia/brian damage. He can’t accurately recall what happened yesterday.
Jesus Charlie, at this point JUST MAKE A SEX VIDEO and make your money THAT way – so EVERYONE is happy. None of us cares about this TV show bad-mouth rubble – WE JUST WANNA SEE YOU HAVE CRAZY SEX WITH THESE HOOKERS! That’s REALLY why we’re following this!
Hey Drudge Readers and Limbaugh Ditto-heads,
Stop commenting about show biz. You barely know anything about politics and you’re absolutely clueless about show business and Charlie Sheen.
To enlighten the few of you who aren’t so caught up in your Ditto-head, Drudge logic you’re unwilling to listen to reason, here’s the real scoop: Yes, Charlie has problems. Big ones. But he’s also right on this matter. His exec producer – that’s the head guy on a TV set – is an absolute terror and a raving nut, according to Charlie and other people who have worked with him and are not on drugs. Have you ever had a boss who’s an asshole? Would you stick up for him? Charlie was beloved by his crew (the people who work the lights and cameras) and right now they’re pissed at him, but they also remember the times he stood up for a minion (a person who’s low on the toem pole) against a bullying producer (the boss man.)
Show business has its share of bullies – the producer of this show, Jay Leno, Katie Couric, Jeff Zucker, Gavin Polone (a manager, which is similar to a guy at the unemployment office who helps you find work) – who are despised. Charlie just has the guts and the f you money to actually put the bully on his place publicly.
OK, Drudges, now go back to ranting about Obamacare.
It’s more fun listening to Charlie rant about 9-11. You guys BFFs?
Lorre started the verbal war not Sheen. Dish it out but can’t take it? Lorre takes his show and goes home..wahhh!
What an ungrateful self absorbed drug addicted loser. People wait their whole lives to get a shot like this. The crew, tv stations, networks and studio…all suffer bc one man thinks he is bigger than the team. You would not have had a chance in the first place if not for being a member of the lucky sperm club…
Somewhere Mel Gibson is thanking the Lord for Charlie Sheen. Mel looks so sane right now.
CBS could easily cancel “Two And A Half Men” if they give producer Chuck Lorre a new series commitment for the Fall 2011 season in “Men”‘s place.
I think that’s how this saga will end, and will probably occur early this coming week (February 28th-March 4th).
Love you Charlie you haven`t been this funny in a decade. keep it up
PLEASE tell me Charlie Sheen is going to be a presenter at the Oscars. Please oh please.
Forget the book, Charlie.
Try a movie.
Chuck Lorre as Dr. Frankenstein, and Charlie Sheen as his monster creation.
Now, THAT’S a real horror story!
Call it “Frankenwood”: Frankenstein meets Hollywood
That would be “Frankensheen”. Or Crankenstein.
This is like a replay of Anna Nicole smith drama before her death.
Don’t forget that he’s on track to lose another $30 million next season.
Charlie dies. Alan is sad, but expecting a windfall… The family remembers Charlie in a clip show. At the end we find out Charlie left everything to Jake! Alan still emasculated, has to depend on Jake for shelter/security. Insert Billy Ray Cyrus joke. Season nine here we come!
Wonderful, but allow me:
….”At the end we find out Charlie left everything…(RECORD SCRATCH)…to Jake!”
There we go – fixed it. You’re welcome.
The good news is, with Charlie being on whatever he seems to be on, it’ll probably take him only a couple of hours to write the book and we can read it tomorrow.
Charlie, the only way your book would ever even draw my attention is if most of the book is chock full of photos of you and your women (and the women must be naked) doing the kinds of crap that have been covered by the media…and, mostly, those crazy times that were not covered.
Charlie, you know, like on Craigslist…no photos…no response.
In fact, Charlie, CL might be your best avenue to sell this book…it’s your marketplace.
I think people are being way too harsh on Lorre. The guy needs a break, I believe this is the 4th time he’s had to deal with this sort of crap. He’s probably sick of it and I don’t blame him.
Has Sheen messed up on set? Not yet, but Lorre’s had so much experience in the matter that he probably knew it was gonna happen at some point. Or even if Sheen never messed up, the fact that Sheen is in the press every other day for his antics was likely stressing and reason enough.
gee…….and would be a coincidence or the fact that he’s a complete jerk to work for!
Charlie Sheen is the dumbest rock in the box! CBS, WBTV, Mr. Moonves, Mr. Lorrie etc., have been planning since the fiasco on Colorado to rid themselves of Charlie Sheen & Two And Half Men. They knew he wanted to quit back then but convinced him to return for two (2) more years – boy was he played like a Stradivarias! Just look at the last 16 episodes – more correctly the four (4) with Charlie, Alan, Rose & her “husband” “Manny Quinn”. The fourth being shown with Charlies & Rose flying off to Paris for a “lone in” leaving “Manny Quinn” in the “closet”. Rose helped Alan clear up his Ponzi scheem but both Alan & Gordon knew the truth behind “Manny Quinn” What a perfect way to “off” Two And Half Men. Charlie & Rose fly to Paris never to return leaving Alan, Jake, Berta, Lindsay, Judith, Herb and friends having a wonderful life in Malibu. Jake & friends are off to college, lmao, but due “Dumb Arse” movies etc., leaving Alan to do what ever with Lindsay or Judith or? Bottom line is Charlie Sheen you were PLAYED!
We can all thank CBS for making Charlie Sheen a rich man with a disposable income that enables him to mock the hand that fed him and created him and saved his A** forever, financially. Thanks CBS! You should have pulled the plug on this lunatic years ago. The poor, poor cast and crew!
oh pleaseeee! now you’re going with Lorre’s line that he made Charlie? Give me a break.
Alternate Ending -Balloon Script-
EXTERIOR – PALACIAL MANSION
Exit CHARLIE. His Mansion at DAWN. The Sun breaks across a gathering of passed out PORN STARS and PARTIERS by a large backyard POOL. OLIVER STONE is sleeping in a lounge chair, drool is seen dripping from the corner of his mouth. OLIVER’s right arm is clasped over a HUGO CHAVEZ cook book. Everyone is passed out except:
Enter CHARLIE playing CHARLIE
CHARLIE (V.O.)
I think now, looking back, I did not fight the
enemy, I fought myself – and the enemy was in me
… The fame is over for me now, but it will always be
there – the rest of my days. As I am sure John Holmes
will be – fighting with Jim Morrison for what Christian
Fundamentalists’ call the possession of my soul …
There are times since I have felt like the child born of
those two fathers… but be that as it may, those of us
who did fake it have an obligation to destroy again, to
teach to others what we should know and to try with what’s
left of our lives to find a goodness and meaning to this
strife…
In Camera. A lens flare erupts through PALM TREES as we DOLLY UP over a BACKYARD FENCE and glimpse ordinary Los Angeles. Concurrently, music swells with Nine Inch Nails “Something I Can Never Have”. FADE OUT TO BLACK. END CREDITS
–Charlie, find the courage to find another way. All the best.–
I really want to see how Charlie can make himself the victim when he has been the highest paid actor on TV while burning through wife after wife as a Internet porn, coke, booze and hooker addict!
I wouldnt feel sorry for the cast, even the fat kid makes like 500,000 an ep…. The crew is a different story!
two and a half men sucks anyway- who actually watches that hokey garbage? charlie sheen acts like he’s on seinfeld….charlie- your show will never and could never be in the league of seinfeld…sure, jerry seinfeld is well known to be a j*ckoff a*shole just like you, but his show was much much better. fact.
Winning!
Charlie Sheen is a middle aged dried up alcoholic. His postion of entitlement and greed represents everything that is wrong with current day society. As former fans we haven’t turned the show on for over a year. Take him OUT of the public eye FORVEVER! There are enough talented male actors that can also add to positive values in society – eg George Clooney. We don’t need his egocentric ways or his nastiness in our news. He is on par with Mel Gibson as a low-life mysogonist drug abuser who should be banned from all exposure to our current and future generations of youth!