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After a media blitz of TV, radio and Web interviews, Charlie Sheen says he is done. But he, in fact, is just eliminating the middle man. The troubled Two and a Half Men star today joined Twitter today, so he can share his thoughts with the world directly any time he feels like it. Within a few hours, Sheen had amassed almost 500,000 followers.
As for one-on-ones, “this is it,” Sheen told Howard Stern who interviewed him on his radio show this morning. “I am talking to you and I think I have one little interview today at the house and that’s it. Then I am going to sit by the phone and wait for one of these charlatans to reach out.” “Charlatans,” of course, is Sheen’s pet name for the producers of Two and a Half Men.
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Please, Lord…let this be the one statement Charlie Sheen honors.
Why don’t you hold your breathe too there Charlie while your waiting there by the phone? When you’ve past out, maybe you’ll realize your career is over.
“breath” “you’re” “passed”
WINNING!
Winning? How about Tweeting… or should I say “Tweaking?”
The headline is music to my ears. Enough already with this train wreck.
I did hear that he does have one more TV appearance booked. It’s going to be on Spike TV’s 1000 Ways To Die auto-erotic asphyxiation special.
Maybe a hiatus on the latest obnoxious rants from Charlie Sheen (no matter what form they take)? Please?
I guess if there’s some NEWS in one of them, it might be an excuse – but as long as it continues to be more of the same, just ridiculous spewing of the mentally ill, we could let some of it pass without a Breaking Alert?
I know a guy at the bus stop at La Brea and Wilshire who makes more sense, and HE has never been paid $1.8 million a week. Maybe Paper Bag Pete’s rages about the VA could be covered for a couple of weeks, at least until Charlie moves on to some new material?
Again, PLEASE?
And coming to Fox, “$#*! Charlie Sheen Says”…
Why is this news? Lorre needs to apologize to Sheen
Charlie goes on a media bender calling his boss every name in the book and tearing down anyone and everyone who gets in the way of his massive, drug-induced ego and his boss needs to apologize? Now that’s comedy!
Yes. Charlie is WINNING!
Don’t be a looser, be a winner!
WINNING
He’s had break with reality. Full on Psychosis, he is so high on illness, he doesn’t need coke or anything else. This is not going to end well. Jails, institutions and death, no lie.
Well, he’s already been to the first two… that just leaves…
By whatever catalyst, Charlie Sheen is saying what hundreds, if not thousands, of bruised and abused people in TV have felt in painful silence for years as the industry got bigger and the ideas got smaller. It reminds me of something Lenny Bruce said (more or less): “You need the deviate to stand up and tell you when you’re blowing it.”
Oh yeah? Why didn’t this ‘deviate’ Norma Rae have the balls to say all this before?
Yes, Charlie Sheen is SO bruised and abused. He’s paid millions to pretend and be an enormous fool in his private life. My heart weeps for him. Get a grip.
WINNING!
CORRECTION: Charlie Sheen Twitter account
@charliesheen
156,099 followers, y’all.
This is all absolutely fucking ridiculous. Charlie is addicted to drugs, so much so he’s way off into the deep end. The fact that the media would rather broadcast this train-wreck as opposed to ignore it and offer help is disappointing, at best.
I feel sorry for his family and his father.
I feel disdain towards the execs who helped create this circus and I think Charlie needs a good punch in the nose to help him pull his head out of his ass.
None of this is news people. Turn your head and look the other way. Or do something positive with it and start a serious dialogue about drug addiction, money addiction and over zealous people who bring society down not up.
A big double ‘fuck you’ to all the parasites out there…
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It’s called “WINNING”. Duh.
Charlie Sheen is an idiot. I made analogy that I think suits this situation well… Charlie is like a guy that just cheated on his wife (the wife being WB) and got caught. At first he apologizes and makes attempts at forgiveness, but when the wife won’t budge and stays angry at him – the guy just flips out and starts calling her names and making it seem like she’s the bad one. There was a chance there for reconciliation, but now he’s blown it – and it’s on to Divorce Court.
In short, the WB will cancel the show and Charlie will go back to being a B-list actor again. Lindsay and him should hang out and make a club house together (built on hookers & coke) – cause that’s the only production they’re gonna see in a long time.
What a putz!
Uh Oh! Charlie will never stop his ego-rediculus rants now… Twitching the Twinernet with his Twirades of Thespian Twobservation
Quick how about getting Charlie and Zuckerberg together; after a few hours of them not understanding each other Charlie will take himself out and donate his liver to the Bob Crane Hedonism Museum of Culture and Class.
sounds like he’s pulling a Conan… let’s go from pulling in $40 million a year to a twitter account… lol
Maybe sheen can start a new show? Two and Half Twitter Accounts
A twit on Twitter? Two and a Half Twits? How much longer must we endure this lame soap opera?
He’s adding 10k followers every few minutes now. Already up to 250k now.
O GOD HELP US ALL!!! Seriously someone in his family needs to grow some balls and get control over the situation and Charlie like Britney Spears’ family did. He needs HELP.
Thank God this man is going away!! I can’t take much more his obnoxious rantings about his so-called wonderful life. I feel so bad for his children and family. Imagine having a father like this!!
And still…no one identifies the dealers…
Charlie, will you be my wing-man for an evening one night soon before you OD?
You know it’s bad when the guy comes across as somewhat less put together than Andy Dick. At this point, he may be somewhat less employable than Andy Dick.