
UPDATE SUNDAY AM: Last night’s edition of Saturday Night Live hosted by Miley Cyrus with musical guest The Strokes drew a 5.4 metered-market rating, up 8% from the same night last season.
UPDATE 10:40 PM: Added below is the video of tonight’s Saturday Night Live cold open, featuring cast member Bill Hader as Charlie Sheen hosting his own talk show Duh! Winning! Ironically, the skit aired on the East Coast minutes after the end of the premiere episode of Sheen’s new internet show Sheen’s-Korner. Duh! Winning! featured guests John Galliano, Muammar Gaddafi and host Miley Cyrus as Lindsay Lohan.
UPDATE 8:40PM: Word from the East Coast is that Saturday Night Live opened tonight’s broadcast with a skit about Sheen that features host Miley Cyrus as Lindsay Lohan poking fun at the Two and a Half Men star and Tiger Woods. I’ll post the video as soon as it’s available.
PREVIOUS: A new Charlie Sheen show is now a reality but not on TV. The Two and a Half Men star today launched a Web show, Sheen’s-Korner, streaming live on UStream at 7 PM PT. It features Sheen riffing on various subjects joined by a sidekick and one of his “goddesses.” Forty minutes in, the show is still going with no end in sight, with viewership fluctuating around the 100,000 mark. It is a letdown after some pretty great interviews over the past 10 days, proving that Sheen is funnier in small dozes and produces sharper zingers when answering questions. (Or maybe the Charlie Sheen drug he says he is on is simply wearing off?) The broadcast was labeled as “premiere episode of Sheen’s-Korner” with no schedule provided for future episodes. (It’s the same title Sheen’s nonexistent HBO show was supposed to have.) The show’s slogan? “You’re either in Sheen’s-Korner or you’re with the trolls.”
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What a dick.
30-minutes that I’ll never be able to get back…
But thankfully, Charlie represents for ALL good heterosexual parents. Thank goodness almighty that only goddesses and porn actresses can fondle his young sons, and not those bad evil ho-mo-sexuals. Bad gay people. Good porn actresses. Heterosexual family values.
Porn “goddess” hetero family values.
thank goodness almighty that two moral decent queers cannot marry in California
- and yes, Virginia, there are plenty of moral good-hearted gays around, you might be surprised to learn
Oh Charlie, do you know how many people look up from whatever they are doing at the noises you make, your boring posturing, and then go back to real life without another thought for you?
Alas, Aloy, that is not true. Personally, like you, I try not to think of Mr. Sheen, and yet, everywhere I go, no matter how intellectual or simple-minded the circle, people are talking about Charlie Sheen.
It’s the truth, and you know it. For now, he is indeed Winning.
More One-liners than a 80′s movie….YES!! We need more SHEEN’S- KORNER…..WINNING!
WINNING !!!!!
How sad. What a train wreck. Like a Public Access TV nightmare.
Charlie Sheen has officially jumped the shark and I wish I had that hour of my life back.
Waning.
Couldn’t have been more boring. Nothing was memorable other than the fact that he lost over 30k viewers during the 50 minute broadcast. If it were network TV, he’d be cancelled tomorrow.
I watched this live and it SUCKED. Next time, Winner, please go beg a couple TWO AND A HALF MEN writers for some material. You know, those guys who used to invent all those snappy lines that you would have come up with anyway “in the moment” if you only could’ve bothered, because you’re so balls-out brilliant like that? Trust me, it will help.
The show felt like a live feed of the crackhouse from ‘The Fighter’.
lol
Two And A Half trainwrecks.
Brilliant! LOL
All right it’s time for Charlie to die from an overdose of heroin his 15 minutes are up he needs to go away permanently. I’ve grown weary of his internet insanity. He’s clearly addicted now to the attention and he realizes the crazier he acts the more media focus he gets. Chaim Levine really needs to fire this arrogant asshole and bring in John Stamos or Scott Baio. If Chaim is afraid to do that for fear of a lawsuit just cancel the show it’s no longer worth doing.
And what a hot mess of a ‘show’ it was. #Failing
This is some kind of Joaquin Phoenix type ‘hoax’ right??.. not even Hollywood could write this.
I’m tired of even hearing his name at this point. Charlie, enough already. Go away.
I guess, based on Charlie’s choices…I am one of the ‘trolls’.
I watched for a half hour, and then turned it off because I couldn’t take another minute. A total borefest. People were posting “#Losing” a lot. I think Charlie fell off his mercury surfboard.
Wincing.
Stop it, anti-Charlie shills! The show rocked. I am sick & tired of all these “Charlie’s career is over” “Charlie’s going to die” “Charlie is poison” etc. Dude just set an ALL TIME RECORD ON TWITTER. He’s never been more popular. He’s spot on, witty and charming. He’s also one of the most intelligent people in Hollywood, a backhanded compliment if ever there was one. but Sheen is brilliant. His verbal assault on Dr. Drew Pinsky on Piers Morgan was the funniest thing I’ve seen in five years.
sounds like one of Sheen’s associates. Desperate to win.
Agree with Dave – Sheen is brilliant. His Korner webcast was a little bumpy but not bad for a start – there were a number of winning, funny moments, including the ditty about cats vs. dogs, with cats winning. If he can cut the show to 15 mins, focus his material on his “winning” platform and use his pals more as assistance than the main event, he might have something here if he stays with it. The website for the maker of the bottled tiger blood he drank during the show crashed within a minute of the mention. He should continue promoting products like this too. And just loved when he briefly acknowldged that porcelain statue of dumbo on his desk. Dude has a huge heart, which is what most of the media is missing in all of this (only GQ has gotten it right so far), and the reason he will always be winning no matter what.
“Sheen is brilliant. His verbal assault on Dr. Drew Pinsky on Piers Morgan was the funniest thing I’ve seen in five years.”
The first sentence followed by the weird, random choice of “five years” really sells your opinion as reliable.
While I think he’s off his rocker now (and now in a fun way) I have to admit he’s been entertaining in some ways lately. BUT, this ustream session was utterly pointless. I watched for 30 minutes as he and his lackies (which oddly included Simon Rex) sitting around laughing at inside jokes and talking incoherently about absolutely nothing. It was obnoxious and boring and apparenty I wasn’t alone in thinking this because when it started it had like 125k viewers but within 20 minutes lost like twenty thousand viewers. It wasn’t fun nor cool nor even a fun trainwreck. It was just a nonsensical mess of nothing. No #winners there.
Yep, he finally managed to do the one thing that people simply will not tolerate: he was boring.
sad
Very sad. Guy has children. It’s time for him to be a proper example for them, or, oblivion.
Would he want his female offspring treated like he treats women? Eye opener.
Wow that SNL skit was REALLY bad.
What a low-point for SNL that they couldn’t make something hilarious out of all the material Charlie Sheen has given them. If MAD TV were still on, they would have done something much funnier than what SNL came up with.
No. Sorry. The writing was solid. Nice wordplay. Lotta strong jokes there. And the writers seemed to nail Sheen’s ADD rhythms.
Very good sketch overall.
My god, SNL, end. It’s over.
Charlie Sheen 47, is all over the news because he’s a Celebrity drug addict. While Andrew Wilfahrt 31, Brian Tabada 21, Rudolph Hizon 22, Chauncy Mays 25, are Soldiers who gave their lives this week w/ no media mention.
It’s a sad commentary on the where the media / public attention is focused on.
It was awful. Nothing else needs to be said.