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Summit Entertainment has released its teaser trailer for The Three Musketeers In 3D, which will be released Oct. 14 in the U.S. and U.K. Matthew Macfadyen, Luke Evans and Ray Stevenson play the musketeers; Logan Lerman callow D’Artagnan who joins them; and Orlando Bloom, Christoph Waltz and Milla Jovovich –- strapping herself into a tight corset — the villains.
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Dudes who made this played a lot of Assassin’s Creed.
What’s that sound? Oh yes, it’s Alexandre Dumas spinning in his grave at high speed.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
There are NO explosions in the book and Lady De Winter did not swing a sword. Sheesh, I swear they can make a movie about dinasours and there would be explosions in it.
Well, atleast it’s in 3-D…
…b/c I would have been really upset if the studio didn’t allow me to pay 5 extra dollars for nothing.
Looks suprisingly good. The cast is fairly good as well. Maybe this one will surprise everyone, even though it is yet another Hollywood reboot.
Wow…does every film, no matter the period in time when it takes place, get morphed into video game elements with ninja action and over the top visual effects
I guess so….and, for me…it is getting so BORING.
This is, after all, a German film, made with a lot of German money and shot in Germany. It is, hence, like a German car – perfectly made but without any soul or emotion. Its mere purpose is to show the world what Germans can do.
Sorry, but I’d rather have a German car than anything made in the US. And by the way, where are Michael Bay’s movies made?
This could not look more ridiculously awful.
Because American films are SO filled with soul and emotion these days.
If the movie is anything at all like the trailer, they completely fucked this up. Rebooting this title was a golden opportunity. Christ.
Jeeeeeesus. Cue the 28 comments lamenting the state of today’s movies and decrying reboots and remakes and Hollywood’s lack of imagination.
Good stories are good stories. They stand the test of time because they are flexible and malleable and can be interpreted through many media and many visions. Every generation puts its own spin on them, creating something that is NEW, yes. It’s not Gene Kelly. It’s not Michael York. It’s a re-imagining of an old story. And I think it looks entertaining as hell.
So take a moment before you bemoan reboots, remakes and re-imaginings. Your beloved classics are right where you left them, on video and on the page. You can always come home to them.
Each successive generation should be INSPIRED by the past. The original Matrix was every sci fi/meta idea since Playhouse 90 mashed up and reformed into something unique, evocative and exciting. Slapping a coat of 3D paint on something running it through the Michael Bay 3000 and stenciling an old title onto the front is is not creating something new, it’s defiling something old.
I’m not saying this movie it bad. It just looks bad. If you want pirouetting, flaming mid-air sword fights, fine – then make that movie but don’t call it the Three Musketeers. Why not add cyborg ninjas to the new Conan “reboot”? How about Snow White and the Seven Predators?
Evoking the name of a classic means having a set of expectations you must meet. I just saw a lot of shit blowing up between slow mo shots and boobs.
I don’t mind reboots at all. The problem is that every moment of that trailer looks exactly like something we’ve seen before. It just looks incredibly stale.
So you’re allowed to comment that it looks entertaining to you, but the rest of us cannot present our thoughts? And if there are folks uninterested in PWSA’s assorted video game movies, sequels and reboots can we not say so?
Go see the movie. Camp out at the Cinerama Dome and buy it on Blu-ray. Marry it, if you can smuggle it to Vegas in your suitcase. Just don’t presume that your opinion is the only one worth the ones and zeros on this very “flame-friendly” website.
Looks like a revisionist take with steampunk elements and a lot of action – could be a fun time at the movies. Seeing this for the cast Logan Lerman Matthew Mcfadyen Christoph and Mads Mikkelsen
Were there implants back in ye old times? – Those looked fabulous!
I agree with Hey Kids. There are several 3 Musketeers movies already. Why rehash? This looks fresh and entertaining to me. I’ll see it!
And they wonder why no one goes to the movies anymore, but waits for it to come to a Redbox or TV? Hope they fall on their swords with this one.
Steampunk = cool, but Milla Jovovich’s ninja acrobatics are borrrrrrrrrrrring
Anyone beginning to think Ray Stevenson will never find a role that will eclipse Titus Pullo?
I might see this for the cast. It actually stars some grown ups and people who can act.
Nice & loud.
If you shot a “faithful” adaptation of Dumas’ Three Musketeers, it’d end up on BBC as a 6-hr miniseries. This is the big screen you idiots, and it’s GLOBAL.
I’m guessing Dumas’ own work got a similar response in his day. “You can’t be serious: MORE swordfights? Please… give us art…”
Grow the fuck up, haters.
i don’t care what anyone says about not needing another 3 musketeers or this looking terrible. i can’t wait to see it. i think logan lerman is great and i need to erase the soul-killing image of chris o’donnell as d’artagnan from my mental hard drive. i’m looking forward to seeing orlando bloom as the villain – perhaps his acting is more suited for it. plus, christoph waltz and milla jovovich and matthew macfadyen, enough said.
Needs more PARKOUR.
Entschuldigung, but this looks like a real crapfest. If you compare the 3D photography of the “Captain America” trailer with this, one can assume they shot this movie with old Panasonic broadcasting cameras.
3-D? Really?
Pass.
This is not a comic book reboot of Superman,Batman,Ironman or pepperoniman. This is a variation on a classic story …you know The Three Musketeers???It isn’t Lester’s version ,which has a wonderful cast,Oliver Reed, Chamberlain,York, Heston, Dunaway etc;This film looks of its time, the here and now. Unfortunately the majority of current action films share similar elements,ie; they look like video games.Perhaps this Musketeers will overcome that problem,or not.
it would be nice to see a trailer these days that doesn’t have that music-building-to-a-crescendo sound effect at the end.
Can we stop rewriting history to keep the women’s lib movement happy? I’m all for creative license — Bombs, explosions and ninjas… alright. Women thrusting a sword with a high-pitched grunt… nah. Keep em’ half-naked and slutty in the action movies.
Tut mir echt Leid, aber die Trailer ist furchtbar. Hier gibt’s nichts Neues zu sehen, gar nichts. Nur eine Reihe von den jetzt üblichen müden und altgebacken gewordenen PWSA-Tricks. Schnarch.
And for those non-German speakers among us: I’m sorry, but the trailer is terrible. There’s nothing new on show here, nothing at all. Just a series PWSA’s now tired and old hat tricks. Snore.