
EXCLUSIVE: Jonah Hill is in talks to make his feature directorial debut on The Kitchen Sink, the Oren Uziel script for Sony Pictures about the unlikely alliance between a high school-aged vampire, zombie and human as they try to save their town from invading aliens. The script was a top choice on the recently released 2010 Black List. Matt Tolmach is producing, and it was one of the first projects his company acquired after he left his executive job and jumped right in to produce the Spider-Man reboot with Laura Ziskin and Avi Arad.
Hill is hot stuff at Sony, co-writing 21 Jump Street, and co-starring in the transfer of the Fox TV drama alongside Channing Tatum and Ice Cube, with Phil Lord and Chris Miller directing. Hill also co-starred with Brad Pitt in Moneyball, the Bennett Miller-directed adaptation of the Michael Lewis book about Oakland A’s general manager Billy Beane. That script was written by Steve Zaillian and gets released September 23 by Sony.
The title The Kitchen Sink is a self-aware reference to the fact that the scribe has thrown every known and currently popular movie menace into a story that is at its core a coming of age tale. When I first revealed that Tolmach had bought the script, the former Sony co-president of production told me: “I love high school movies, and sparked to the authenticity of these characters. It’s more in the spirit of The Breakfast Club than anything, but you get an idea of the title in an early scene where two kids are running from zombies. Those zombies suddenly are attacked by vampires. Just when they are all facing off, there’s a bright light overhead. You realize the aliens have landed and these groups have to band together, suppress the urge to kill each other, and it becomes thematically the enemy of my enemy is my friend. That makes it different than your usual zombie, vampire, or alien movie. I know from experience how quickly scripts either get bought or not, and it often has no bearing on whether they’re good or not. This one is like the talented kid passed over in the first round of the draft. Thank goodness for the Black List.” Hill’s repped by WME and attorney Karl Austen.


seriously?
Jonah is an F-18.
WINNING.
Your F-18 metaphor only works if:
a) The F-18 is so overloaded that the plane cannot take off.
b) The F-18′s pilot only has the skills to take off and land, but cannot execute any in air maneuvers.
c) The F-18 in this metaphor is set in the time frame of 2080, when the plane is woefully outdated and outclassed.
I read this one a while back as a writing sample. It’s a really clever spin on an overly saturated genre. It doesn’t take itself too seriously and because of that it actually works. Not sure what Jonah is like as a director but he seems talented enough.
Calling Jonah a “co-writer” of anything is a joke.
Unless you count adding suggesting a few fart and weed jokes to pepper the script with.
If you’re going to judge someone as a writer, I would add suggest that you learn to do it first…
I’m really sad that imdb white trash started following this forum. That comment was worthless. Jonah’s a force in this industry. Super smart.
Calling someone a force in a industry is such a meaningless thing.
Many things in life are forces but they do not necessarily produce “good art”.
Your large intestine has a force for pushing out poop, but it does not make its product good art.
And just because someone is a force in an industry does not mean they produce quality. You can call the Scary Movie or Saw producers a force by that dumb form of measurement too.
Hill’s career exists because he started off as a writer… that’s all you get for free, now go do some actual research before you post here again.
Speaking of how his career started & doing research, were you going to mention that his dad has been a pretty heavy hitter on the mgmt side of business for 20+ years? The guy has talent for sure, but so do tons of others who will never make it….at the end of the day it’s still not what ya know, but who ya know. This guy has both, props to him for doing his thing.
Um… while the script indeed appeared on the Black List 2010 (which is a great achievement), it wasn’t exactly a “top choice”.
Haha, I like the “winning ” comment. Jonah Hill is on top of the world right now, i love his stuff. Lets hope he doesn’t give up on comedy though.
Hollywood is so original…another Vampire film by another bad actor wannabe a director. And the studios wonder why B.O. grosses are down over 20% this year…
Wouldn’t it make more sense for the teenagers to befriend the aliens to defeat the zombies and vampires? The aliens are technologically advanced and could offer humanity great benefits in terms of progress whereas the vampires and zombies only want to destroy humans and convert them to their respective anti-human obsessions, biting people on the neck to suck their blood and/or eating their flesh or their brains making them zombies too. Clearly the aliens are the better team to be on in this.
As for Jonah Hill directing this mish-mash it will only work if Charlie Sheen can be in it as the high school principal or perhaps the janitor because his brother Emilio was in the Breakfast Club so they should pay homage to that maybe even cast Martin Sheen as the governor who shows up at the end to make peace with the aliens.
Whew – when I saw the Twitter headline I immediately thought Jonah was actually directing a drama about the REAL Black List in the 1950s. Scared me. So as long as that’s not happening, I can rest easier.
please no more clampire and/or zombie movies (or shows).
Anyone know why this huge talent fired Principato/Young? He was their only star, I think.
isn’t this the kid from accepted?
Isn’t he to obese to direct? What if he sits on one of the actors and crushes them or what if he eats all of the food at craft services and the crew starves to death. It will be impossible to get insurance on this film.
Jonah is such a nice guy, incredibly talented, thoughtful and cool. YOU, “skinny” are gross. Why do people hate so hard on nice people who work hard and try to make good entertainment? Why so mean? Did you mom not hug you enough as a kid? Don’t knock a good guy for no reason (other than jealousy) — there are enough real assholes to go after.
I’m green with envy and bitter this
Kid has the success that I don’t. However, his YouTube video he made with kittens in “Funny People” was hilarious. I’m kinda pissed and kinda happy for him.
Oren is a great guy and a wonderful writer.
Zombies, vampires, aliens, zzzzzz…. How many times can the same leftovers be reheated?
I was one of the naysayers regarding a saturated market of vampires/zombies/aliens movies… but honestly, I freakin’ LOVED this script. Super funny and irreverent with an actually touching coming-of-age story and biting social commentary (play on words intended).
I’d recommend to withhold judgement until you either read the script or see the movie.
Moneyball was originally written by Zaillian but then Sorkin came in to clean it up. Final credit is being given to Sorkin. In exchange for this change, Zaillian was given the privilege to adapt The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.
Isn’t the Black List (compiled by the big agencies) just a way for the big agencies to add buzz to a script that wasn’t good enough to sell?
Jonah is supremely talented and a nice guy. Too many jealous haters on this board
As long as there’s a werewolf on the team I’m in. I can’t get enough of HS movies. Especially with vampires and werewolves. Most especially if they are undercover HS narcs. Go Jonah!
Does Holywood not realize that Zombies, and especially Vampires, have peaked years ago and that making us press the same button for the same food pellet over and over and over again? That plus high school movies, Superbad being the exception… how I miss THAT Jonah Hill.