
Gwyneth Paltrow returns to Fox’s Glee next week reprising her role as substitute teacher Holly Holiday. Here is a clip of her rocking to Gary Glitter/Joan Jett’s Do You Wanna Touch Me?
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Gwyneth Paltrow returns to Fox’s Glee next week reprising her role as substitute teacher Holly Holiday. Here is a clip of her rocking to Gary Glitter/Joan Jett’s Do You Wanna Touch Me?
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Someone make GLEE and the GLEE hype machine go. the fuck. away.
Hopefully GLEE will crash and burn quickly like the OC did. And Gwyneth for God’s sake quit singing.
I actually agree with you. This “precious” show is excruciating – well, the two episodes that I tried to watch.
Ok I love Gwyneth, and she’s hot as hell here, and she’s totally rockin’ out … but is “do you wanna touch me” appropriate to sing to highschoolers …. especially a teacher singing it?
This is precisely why “autotune” was invented.
Amen to that. I couldn’t make it past 30 seconds.
The most boring singer ever to re-appear on the most redundant show ever. If that’s not a slow news day, I don’t know what is.
its like gwyneth paltrow can sing overload.
Not good at all.
Way to suck a great song of all it’s edge and make it… Awkward.
jumping the shark !
2 questions: couldn’t they get a professional to do her hair? And is it the heels (read: just me) or can’t Gweneth dance?
I hate to be troll, since I just ripped on David Walton, but this uncomfortably bad. Her Oscar Show performance was unwatchable, but watching this makes me think less of myself as a person.
I am by no means a prude, but JEE-ZUS… this is being done a show that draws KIDS???? And we wonder why teens are dealing with eating disorders, pregnancy, STD’s, peer pressure and self-esteem issues. This was absolutely irresponsible AND vile. (And on top of all that, it features the insufferable Gwenyth Paltrow! UGH!!!)
Gwyneth is getting hotter as she gets older. She seems to make the most of this but Glee is a terrible show.
Gwyneth, can you spell overexposed? Too much – everywhere.
Call Charley Sheen and he can tell you all about it.
Blank doll’s eyes, that beak, pushed-up flapjacks, and all the graceful movements of marionette worked by Michael J. Fox.
Just go back to England where you said it’s so much better than America.
Gwyn’s rendition merely amounts to pissing all over the fond glam memory of the Gary Glitter 70s original and/or even the kick-ass Joan Jett 80s cover. This bland, neutered Glee update is precisely what’s wrong with today’s music: tone-deaf, auto-tuned amateur karaoke masquerading as genuine music – and the young ones are so starved, they don’t notice the difference – or worse, don’t care.
I didn’t mind Gwyn’s covers of F-You or Umbrella, but this is an Epic Fail.
This is the hottest she has ever looked. I hope she is on glee looking like this every week. I’d actually watch this rubbish is she was.
Kids 11, 12 or 13 are talking, in their school yards, about a whole lot ‘worse’ than anything in this song !
Looks like a lot of the comments are, shall I say, alarmingly out-of-touch with today’s youngest generation.
The song, in its day, was mediocre at best, as most connoisseurs of the genre will admit. It fits perfectly into what this series has become. At least Gwen gives the segment some badly needed class.
Oh please make this stop, especailly Paltrow
I see the 50/50 split on those who love or hate GP. Well, I think she’s amazingly talented and spellbinding to watch. I don’t feel that way about Glee as a show — but let’s not lose sight of the fact that the show is different… How many CSI’s do we need? Too many already. DG
“but watching this makes me think less of myself as a person”
LOL!
This clip is easier to get through with the sound muted.
As if American boys aren’t turning into a nation of flaming twinks fast enough, a show like GLEE makes the process move just that much quicker. Look out for more Broadway show tune shows with flouncing queens this fall.
Meanwhile, Hollywood imports its alpha males from The UK, Scotland and Australia where its OK to be heterosexual. The new Superman is an Englishman because apparently all the American actors are skinny little emo Calvin Klein models.
‘Nuff said.
While I was watching this I kept thinking about all the teachers that are currently going to or are already in jail for this kind of behavior. Lovely way too show the misguided that nothings wrong w/ them.
Fishsticks Paltrow thinks she’s sexy but it only comes across as awkward. She never was and never will be sexy. She’s self-absorbed and obsessed about dieting and not having an ounce of body fat on her pasty body. All the exercise and dieting in the world won’t change the fact that she is an annoying, plain looking, borderline anorexic, out of touch snob.
Her voice is mediocre, her sex appeal is non existent and her face just pisses me off.
I have seen dogs with arthritis move with more grace than this Libido killer.
I can’t f’ing stand this show. The cast members all have an annoying face that triggers this primal instinct in me to headbutt each and every one of them. The douchey male teacher, the flaming Howdy-Doody doll looking kid, the handicapped one who’s not really handicapped… they all make me think maybe America’s schoolyard bullies are onto something.
I’ve never seen the show, but based on this clip… it looks retarded. Even with the hot girls.