Charlie Sheen today reacted to the news of Ashton Kutcher’s hiring to replace him on Two and a Half Men with a few snarky one-liners, all vintage Warlock. “Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer … Oh wait, so am I!!” he told TMZ. As for Men, “Enjoy the show America. Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB,” he told series producer Warner Bros. TV. Men this week sunk to a 2.0 rating in 18-49 with a repeat. It wouldn’t be a Sheen statement without a reference of his archenemy, Men co-creator/executive producer Chuck Lorre. “Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there.”
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