Winner Of Caption Contest: When Lady Gaga Grabbed Nigel Lythgoe

COMMENTS (39)

• GEE YOUR HANDS SURE ARE COLD.

  Comment by helicopters — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 4:20pm PDT  Reply to this post

• Holy Cow! Who let in my proctologist?

  Comment by BC — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 4:24pm PDT  Reply to this post

• “I have the same outfit”

  Comment by dress — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 4:24pm PDT  Reply to this post

• “Get this no talent,cheap imitation of Madonna away from me”!

  When will her 15 minutes be up??

  Comment by Duke of Earl — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 4:24pm PDT  Reply to this post

  • Duke, I am by no means a Gaga fan, but it’s no longer a 15 minute thing when you have 3 number 1 albums and a fuckton of number 1 singles. Best bet is to either embrace or ignore her cause she’s really not going anywhere any time soon.

    Comment by that guy — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 4:39pm PDT  Reply to this post

    • So true.

      She might not be everyone’s “thing” (she sure ain’t mine) and yeah, she has torn a few pages out of Madonna’s book but unlike Madonna (not to dog her but her voice was never her strong point) Lady Gaga can actually sing and play a damn good piano.

      The worst thing about Lady G is her goofy fans. It’s hard when you grew up with Madonna and Prince and Elton John to find anything she does as interesting as these 20 year-olds do. But I get her appeal.

      Comment by lady nana — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 9:59pm PDT  Reply to this post

  • I think Gaga is way past a flash in the pan. Like it or not (and apparently its a big NOT on your part), she’s here to stay.

    Comment by Jose Arribas — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 5:29pm PDT  Reply to this post

  • STARDATE 2211:

    Captain Kirk’s log 31/5/2211

    Upon mission to assist United Federation of Planets historical archaeological team investigating ruins of a bereft site once called “Hollywood” in a now barren territory named “California”, have uncovered 21st century pictorial marker which dates and confirms the end of civilization as they knew it.

    Comment by DJT — Tuesday May 31, 2011 @ 3:48am PDT  Reply to this post

• “Take your two million dollars for one song and fuck off already.”

  Comment by Idolicious — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 4:25pm PDT  Reply to this post

• Fix your own wedgie, hag!

  Comment by winkmeister — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 4:25pm PDT  Reply to this post

• It’s the Ford…American Idol…conga line.

  Comment by tom — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 4:26pm PDT  Reply to this post

• Don’t look so scared Nigel, she’s a nice lady, honest!

  Comment by trg — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 4:31pm PDT  Reply to this post

• Turns out that the tranny hooker was a pickpocket as well. Nigel was never going to use that call service again.

  Comment by misterg — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 4:39pm PDT  Reply to this post

• “Ahh! I just shaved. They’re still sensitive.”

  Comment by jeff — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 4:46pm PDT  Reply to this post

• AGGGGH! [looks back] Yuk! a female…

  Comment by Anti-believer — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 4:48pm PDT  Reply to this post

• “Just another day on the set of So You Think You Can Pants”

  Comment by KL — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 5:19pm PDT  Reply to this post

• So you think you can prance?

  Comment by Janie — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 5:23pm PDT  Reply to this post

  • This one gets my vote.

    Comment by Hunter D. — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 5:36pm PDT  Reply to this post

• Ahh..my first piece of Olde English ass.

  Comment by John Harris — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 6:30pm PDT  Reply to this post

• “I WANT MY COSTUME BACK!!!”

  Comment by Vidian — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 6:40pm PDT  Reply to this post

• “OK! OK! Leave my wallet alone! I’ll buy your damn album already!”

  Comment by Brian Aranas — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 6:41pm PDT  Reply to this post

• “”Madonna called and she wants her fishnets back and while your at if you could please return her career as well”"

  Comment by Bu — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 7:15pm PDT  Reply to this post

• No she can’t read my poker face.

  Comment by Cameron — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 7:24pm PDT  Reply to this post

• For heaven’s sake — get the steam cleaner STAT! She touched me!

  Comment by Ye Gads — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 7:29pm PDT  Reply to this post

• And we’ve got on-set pics of the upcoming film The Human Centipede: Celebrity Edition…

  Comment by Tarantino'd — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 8:37pm PDT  Reply to this post

• So You Think You Can Gasp

  Comment by DB — Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 9:41pm PDT  Reply to this post

• HEYYYY, MACARENA!

  Comment by David — Friday May 27, 2011 @ 1:36am PDT  Reply to this post

• Who’s the dude in the fishnets?

  Comment by casting couch — Friday May 27, 2011 @ 5:28am PDT  Reply to this post

• Simon’s hands were much softer.

  Comment by jimmags — Friday May 27, 2011 @ 5:55am PDT  Reply to this post

• Duck, Duck, Duck, Goose!

  Comment by Jeff F — Friday May 27, 2011 @ 9:17am PDT  Reply to this post