
UPDATE 2:45 PM: As expected, most CBS series were adjusted down in the finals after a bump in the fast nationals from a NFL pre-emption in Baltimore. But even with the adjustment, all CBS comedies posted gains vs. last week. The news is especially important for Two And A Half Men, which had been sliding every week since its hugely rated season premiere. Last night, Men logged a 5.5/13 in 18-49, up 4% from last week, and 15.3 million viewers, up 1%. The comedy starring Ashton Kutcher is still comfortably ahead of the performance the same week last fall with leading man Charlie Sheen, up 25% in 18-49. Mike & Molly (4.2/10 in 18-49) was up 8% week-to-week, 2 Broke Girls (4.5/11) was up 2% and How I Met Your Mother (4.3/12) also was up 2%. Hawaii Five-0 (3,1/8) was flat. For the night, CBS (4.1/10) edged Fox (3.9/10) in 18-49. Fox’s coverage of Game 4 of the World Series stretched beyond primetime, averaging a 4.2/11 from 8-11:40 PM.
PREVIOUS 9 AM: It is another Monday night where the ratings picture is too murky to draw conclusions based on fast national ratings. Fox carried Game 5 of the World
Series, which in the fast nationals is running behind CBS in adults 18-49 and behind ABC in total viewers. But Fox’s average is expected to rise in the finals, so the races — especially the one in adults 18-49 — is too close to call. That’s because CBS’ fast national numbers were likely inflated by the local pre-emption in Baltimore, where the CBS station aired the NFL game. As a result, CBS’ series were up week-to-week across the board: How I Met Your Mother (4.3/12, up 2%), 2 Broke Girls (4.6/11, up 5%), Two And A Half Men (5.6/13, up 6%), Mike & Molly (4.4/10, up 13%), and Hawaii Five-0 (3.3/8, up 6%). ABC’s Dancing With The Stars (3.1/8) was down 6%, while Castle 2.5/6 was flat. ABC averaged a 2.9/7 in 18-49 and 15 million viewers for the night. NBC’s The Sing-Off (1.5/4) slipped 6%, followed by a Prime Suspect rerun (0.7/2), leading NBC (1.2/3, 3.6 million) to another No. 5 Monday finish behind its Big 4 rivals and Spanish-language Univision. The CW’s Gossip Girl (1.4 million, 0.6 in 18-49) was up 18% in total viewers and even in 18-49. Hart Of Dixie (2 million, 0.8/2) hit series highs in total viewers and all key demos; it was up 19% from last week in viewers, 33% in 18-49 and 13% in adults 18-34 (0.9/2).
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So we need to wait for the final numbers because cbs numbers are inflated because of the game.
2.5 man got a 5.3 last week ,so if it is inflated it could easily go lower than that,
The 4.4 of Mike&Mooly seems to high for me, same as the 3.3 for Hawaii.
Last night was a dud. If u are not a sport or a dancing fan all u had left was CBS.
Does Prime Suspect have to sink to negative viewership before NBC gets wise and pulls the plug on that crap sandwich?
cool for Hart of Dixie.
Loved Hawaii Five-0 last night.
If Hart of Dixie got more PR exposure it should get much higher viewership ratings.
Ahhh…Karma is a bitch, right? But when it comes back around by the offender’s own hand, there is nothing sweeter to watch. Especially when they once made it their life mission to hurt somebody you like…
The capstone line for Chuck Lorre’s Two and a Half Men last night: “Did she tell you about my really huge penis?” On hearing the line I snapped out of my apparent unconscious behavior from too much wine at dinner, which no doubt had caused me to break my vow to never again watch another Chuck Lorre show. But I gotta admit that the big dick line brought a smile to my face, on realizing Lorre had pulled a page out of Charlie Sheen’s self-destruct book in his ordering dick jokes/story lines from his 2.5 writing team.
Nonetheless, as punishment for breaking my Lorre vows I promised myself to switch to the next channel and force myself to watch, even it turned out to be Mexican wrestling.
“Perfect penance,” I thought to myself on seeing what at first appeared to be nothing more than a sitcom written for chicks, Hart of Dixie. Then I started getting hooked into the storylines. Right up to the climatic scene in which the male lead saved the potential suicide jumper by reluctantly agreeing to sing Moon River to the jumper; who then joined in with his serenader to the disbelieving eyes of the really good looking female lead, whose eyes only got bigger when the crowd standing around started singing along.
That’s when it occurred to me that Lorre and his 2.5 writing team (who are obviously working under excruciating Lorre duress) could learn a thing or two from watching Hart of Dixie. On second thought they’re probably already recording Dixie so as to lift their spirits after long grueling days of all the heavy lifting required to write big dick jokes.
Redemption is at hand Lorre. Bring back Charlie from this episodic bad dream of yours. Then until Ashton figures out his move, watch your writing team hit it out of the park with Charlie and Ashton.
Two and a Half Men is quickly devolving. Monday night’s episode once again relied on Kutcher’s implied nudity for “laughs”. The premise that Jon Cryer’s character would be able to continue to mooch off a relative stranger strains credulity and paints Alan as an even more flawed character than Charlie ever was.
Two and a Half Men also suffers when the participation of the extended cast is truncated. Holland Taylor is an especially good foil, and when she is not in the story, the result is generally weak.
Kutcher is simply not strong enough to be in a lead role. And regardless of his personal life, Sheen played the “lovable rogue” to the hilt. Now, none of the characters are sympathetic.
So it looks like Two and a Half Men’s ratings have finally leveled off. Ashton’s good news is Charlie’s bad news.
After Sheen’s “warm wishes” for the show during the Emmy telecast it didn’t take a rocket scientist to know he was really hoping the show would tank in his absence. But it’s doing better. Even with a mid 4 demo, the show would still be in line or better than it averaged with Charlie on board.
I watch the show mainly out of habit but the level of raunchiness has gone has really gone up this year. I have to send the kids out of the room…and they’re 18 & 19. LOL.
it is not Charlie bad news at all, he has moved on..pathetic papparazzo asked him about it he just gave an honest answer (and he is right by the way) otherwise he is working on a new show and is making movies again..don’t worry for the Masheen, he is doing well whatever Two and a Half men does good or bad in the ratings
I am a devoted fan of the show. I own box sets and have seen every episode multiple times.
Maybe I was raised wrong — maybe too many episodes of BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD scarred me for life. The point here is not to judge ME, but to hear from a loyal fan of this show.
Ashton is sinking it. Terribly. It’s literally PAINFUL. The writing (please reread above for what I, personally, find humorous) is still there somewhere, but Ashton Kutcher is simply unwatchable on this particular show.
My fiance introduced me to this show and we’ve watched every weeknight at 7:00 for reruns and every Monday at 9 for new ones since.
2 weeks ago we discussed the possibility of not being able to watch this anymore.
Last night we decided that we can no longer watch this anymore.
We’ll probably try next Monday because that’s the sad little world I inhabit, but barring a massive change and reapplying some of what made the show great to its followers (Berta, mom, Rose) that’ll be it.
I was one of those on the “Fuck Charlie” bandwagon, but I love this show and am willing to admit when I am wrong.
Either recast the Ashton role, bring Charlie back, or await your imminent demise.
To above posters – I envy the time you have to do this.
You’re here, aren’t you?
I can hardly pay attention to celebrity news, but didn’t Kutcher cheat on his wife recently? Anyone think there’s a correlation between that and ratings uptick? I mean, it ain’t no hooker in the closet, but still…
If there’s ANY increase in the ratings???(what a bunch of crap) …which most of us having viewed what was once and now has become. this pathetic show we once loved… can actually beiieve…, it’s ONLY because fans are simply, maybe still,so hoping the show will come around…OR more honestly, because maybe the ratings are simply outright lies…Alot of bullshit.Spin….bought and paid for by CBS. Lorre is still a very angry man who’s ego is exposing his lack of talent…the “Emperor’s New Clothes”…which maybe he should put on ASHTON. Enough of him swinging his small dick around. YES! Now we finally know what lorre and Ashton have in common. What”s disappointing? Jon Cryer allowing himself to be humiliated.
makes me sick people are still watching two & half men
You’re making yourself sick. The people are simply watching a show they choose to watch.
It’s time for NBC to admit Prime Suspect is failing badly and they just need to put it out of its misery once and for all. Same with Sing Off…NBC is in such a mess right now…5th place and it’s only going to get worse for them.
Has more ass ever been sucked than in last night’s 2.5 men? Sweet suffering Jesus.
Kutcher seemed like a terrible idea to begin with – a colossal no talent if there ever was one. The show is completely unwatchable. Hard to believe this was the best Lorre could come up with.
I watch [H]OUSE on Monday so I really got screwed by the baseball game.
I didn’t even turn the tv on Monday night.
2 Broke Girls still looking good.
6 seasons and a movie, please.