
EXCLUSIVE: Emma Stone is in negotiations to star in He’s Fuckin’ Perfect, a comedy spec script that Fox 2000 bought two weeks ago. The studio and Stone’s reps are going through the deal making gyrations, but signs are positive. A commitment by the hot young actress in town would be the latest development in a surreal month for the script’s 29-year old writer, Lauryn Kahn. After spending four years as Adam McKay’s assistant, she leaves the job tomorrow to write scripts full time. Exiting the $40,000 a year job seems less daunting after she landed $1 million against $1.5 million for He’s Fuckin’ Perfect, her very first feature screenplay.
The comedy focuses on a social media savvy girl who is pessimistic about love and vets her friends’ dates to find flaws. When that process leads her to uncover the perfect guy, she decides to use her internet research skills to turn herself into his perfect match. The film will be produced by Gary Sanchez’s McKay and Will Ferrell. The Gary Sanchez team helped her hone the script and gave her notes to help shape it.
The script wasn’t even supposed to be shopped. It was sent by Gary Sanchez directly to Stone, in hopes she would become attached. Then it leaked and got passed around the development community. Suddenly, Fox 2000 was among four studios making bids, and Gary Sanchez and Kahn’s WME reps had an auction. Fox 2000′s Elizabeth Gabler and Rodney Ferrell were most aggressive, but the sellers wanted to wait a day so that two other studios could get in the mix. When Fox 2000 upped the ante–a seven-figure offer with a 90-minute expiration–they took the deal. Kahn had gotten some seasoning at Gary Sanchez, writing, performing and directing numerous shorts for their Funny Or Die website. Kahn also just made an untitled NBC pilot deal for a Gary Sanchez.
Stone wrapped The Amazing Spider-Man and is shooting Gangster Squad with her Zombieland director Ruben Fleischer. She doesn’t have her next movie, so it is possible this film could find its way into production very quickly (there will surely be a title change). I’ve covered this business long enough to recall the heyday of the big spec script deals of the 1990s, when struggling writers became wealthy overnight, like Jeff Maguire, whose electricity was getting turned off when he scored a huge spec payday for In the Line of Fire. Studios don’t pay those big bucks much anymore, and it has been a long while since I’ve heard a rags to riches writer story this good.
He’s Fuckin’ Perfect becomes another priority project for Gary Sanchez, whose Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters with Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton will be released March 2 by Paramount. They are about to start production on the Jay Roach-directed comedy Dogfight at Warner Bros with Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis. Their Spanish language comedy Casa De Mi Padre was just acquired by Pantelion Films, and writer/director Leslye Headland just wrapped the Kirsten Dunst-Isla Fisher comedy Bachelorette.
WME reps both Stone and Kahn, and Stone is managed by Anonymous Content.


Good for you, Lauryn.
Very cool.
Yeah, nepotism. Gotta love it.
Wait. How is this nepotism? As far as I know, she got her big break via an assistant position. She cut her eye teeth making shorts and absorbing the general atmosphere there. She’s obviously got a great voice, a keen wit and probably knows the subject matter up and down.
Good for her.
Nepotism???
What, is Madeline her great aunt or something? As if that would help. I can just see it… “Hey, word is, if we buy the script, Madeline will attach herself…”
God love you haters. Without y’all, talk backs would be dull.
Who the hell is going to see this? Did Hollywood not learn anything from “What’s Your Number”?
I’ll go see it. Not everybody wants to watch Transformers 6. I am thrilled for this girl!
Just because they’re both RomComs it doesn’t mean they’re similar scripts. The premises aren’t even very similar.
C’MON Y’ALL!! Where my haters at?!?! Oh wait! Here’s one!!!
I would watch it. And, if it’s any good, I would watch it again and tell 10 friends to watch it.
I am happy for her, but I don’t understand why it sold for so much money. It seems like a pretty basic rom com idea.
“Nobody knows anything. ”
- William Goldman
Every rom-com idea is pretty basic. It’s all in the execution. And, apparently, she executed seven figures well.
I second that motion, Mr. Perfekt.
Two words: Bidding War
Good to see a boss helping out his assistant.
It goes without saying, but that doesn’t happen a whole lot in this town. So to the bosses who don’t, just remember, we’re taking names.
Awesome news. Great to see a creative writer achieve a part of the Hollywood dream.
I’m so proud of you, Lauryn!
Congrats to Lauryn! This seems to be a great new trend. Spec Market is red hot of late. Last month was the biggest spec explosion in years, and this past year has been bigger than any year previous in memory. And this week alone some killer scripts smashed their way onto desks, tboards, etc. Good news for all. Snatch ‘em up while you can assistants and execs.
this was a really inspiring piece Mike – always love reading stories like this about the positive side of our business – congrats Lauryn
I hear someone typing away at this girls “story” as their spec screenplay… I’m sure bidders are already lined up at the door.
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She’s the next Diablo Cody… Can’t wait for ‘Jennifer’s Body 2′ or whatever the hell she’ll call it.
So despite selling a spec that’s nothing like anything Cody’s written, she’s the next Diablo Cody because….she’s a young woman? Do you have any idea how sexist and reductive that is?
she’s the next Diablo Cody because….. She’s a young woman plucked out of obscurity by an understanding exec. who sees her 1st script ever and recognizes her wealth of talent and helps her get it on the fast track to greenlight… maybe she’ll win an oscar. (YAWN)
And to the poster below… not bitter, I’ve just seen this story before. They make amusing lifetime movies out of it.
And finally to poster Dregs… this and the post above are as close to English as I’m going to get. Good luck on your comprehension.
Muchos bitter? Methinks yes.
You’re confusing me Deg?
How about in English next time.
Congrats Ms. Kahn, I’m jealous. I love Emma Stone but her lisssssp drives me nuts. Hope she works on it now that she is getting movie after movie…
gotta agree about the way she talks. Love to look at her. Can’t stand listening to her. Especially on talk shows. But, congrats to the young writer. Great title. Great premise. I’ve been waiting 32 years for my overnight success. Here’s to it working out for all of us spec lizards.
Who is going to see it? Me. It could be called “Emma Stone Reads The 818 Phone Book” and I will be at the Arclight midnight show on a Thursday evening.
I love these stories.
Congrats! This girl put in her time and did the work. She moved to Hollywood, got a shit job and worked her way up while honing her writing skills. This is not a “plucked out of obscurity” story. This is one about a smart and driven writer who found a way in, spent years getting coffee and making copies, and seized her opportunity when the moment came. Great work! You deserve it!
Working for McKay and Ferrell is a shit job?
What’s your definition of a REALLY shit job?
Think they’ll have to change the “fuckin’” title before release?
Word around town is they’re definitely changing the title. I hear it’s now tentatively titled: “He’s Fuckin’ Great”
They bought the title. The attitude/voice of it. Nothing wrong with that.
“When Fox 2000 upped the ante–a seven-figure offer with a 90-minute expiration–they took the deal.” Amazing. Chalk one up for the little gal
Not another romcom for Emma Stone. I like her work only the help every other movie she speaks as though she has a hearing problem. She screams all of her lines its so annoying. Its like she taking over for Jennifer Anniston,Drew Barrymore and even Kate Hudson.
Wasn’t this just the premise for last week’s episode of How I Met Your Mother, with the gang vetting all of Ted’s dates online?
Yes, it was. The first thing I thought of when I read about this sale last week.
The execution better be amazing for it not to be yet another Romcom that tops out at $50 mil (if that).
Now now ..dont be jealous
Most women who are not studio executives, apparently, find the entire idea of these romantic comedies ridiculous and obscene: that a modern woman only has a sense of completeness/purpose once she finds a man.
Thank you!!!! I’m a man and I hate films like HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU where every female character must have a man to make her life complete. Even women can’t write good female characters with goals, who have a life outside of a man.
Hey, there are no rules to success in Hollywood. I’m she deserves it all, but I could sure use a little help from WILL FARRELL to “shape” my script and orchestrate a bidding war! You kidding me?
You know, as a working writer I used to take it personally when people on this message board said nasty things about me after every news article.
Now I see people doing it here, and it’s suddenly clear to me just how many of you are jealous, spiteful, frustrated wannabes who need to take a long hard look in the mirror and wonder why you’re posting on forums in the first place.
What’s Your Number was complete shit but this one sounds a whole lot better… come on people she obviously learned a few things from Adam Mckay. Congrats!
I can’t believe you published her assistant salary – I’m not making a judgment here, it’s just that it is so … Honest.
The little known fact about Hollywood is how little some of the great jobs (McKay’s asst, for example) really pay.
Congrats to her – Funny or Die and Gary Sanchez are a good model company for 21st century multimedia showbiz. Different platforms, different budgets, etc. But Success across multiple formats because they encourage young talent (who work for free a lot on their way up).
Apparently, I need a raise.
I know right. $40k ain’t bad for a Hollywood Asst. I agree all things relative it’s low, working for a millionaire Hollywood director, but in Hollywood where people would kill their own mothers to get that job, it ain’t bad. Curious if that included benefits…
The title is just one obvious clue that the writer was trying way too hard to be edgy. I mean, come on!
Yeah, that really killed her chances of getting it sold.
Have you read the script, or are you just making judgments with zero merit?
the script is really good and funny. have you read it?
Should working for Mckay and Ferrel be called a “shitty job?”
What an awesome story! Way to go, Lauryn!