
Once again, Fox New Channel is spreading holiday cheer at the expense of its rivals. The top-rated cable news channel’s holiday card again features an ode to its ratings success to the tune of a popular Christmas carol inside. But while last year’s card itself was more subtle, even philosophical, featuring 3 foxes playing chess in front of a Christmas tree and a menorah, this year’s represents a not-so-subtle jab at FNC’s rivals, especially cable nets MSNBC and CNN. Fox News positions itself as being in a race with the broadcast networks, while MSNBC and CNN are relegated to lurking in the background. The card raises 2 questions. Why is Fox News ahead of the broadcast networks when it’s not quite there yet ratings-wise (though it has topped the broadcast competition with some special coverage) and why are the sleighs pulled by sheep? Since it’s viewers that drive the networks’ ratings, are viewers the sheep?! As for the poem inside, this year it is to the tune of Joy To The World and features lyrics like:
“We are the ones to beat
Defeat we shall not meet
So into the background the rest do retreat.”
Of the Fox News personalities and shows, mainstays Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Shepard Smith, Bret Baier and Megyn Kelly and Fox & Friends, featured in last year’s poem to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, are back. New this year are The Five and veteran financial anchor Neil Cavuto, while last year’s Jenna Lee and Bill Hemmer are out.
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Fox News: We picture all TV viewers as sheep.
that’s the first thing I thought too.
The card from last year had fox playing chess, the chess pieces being sheep. It makes me feel sick :/
http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2011/12/20/fox-news-christmas-card-speaks-volumes/
The “most popular” anything is rarely predicated on intelligence or anything substantive, so it bothers me that FOX News uses its ratings as a testament to their competence as a news organization.
Transformers is the biggest movie, Twilight are the biggest books, American Idol is the biggest show. Hugo is scraping by, and won’t make nearly the money that Adam Sandler’s latest (under-performing) assembly-line shitfest.
Stupid sells. This isn’t any kind of revelation.
Fox News sent a generic “holiday” card rather than a “Christmas” card? Why isn’t their slap in the face of Mary, Joseph, and the Baby Jesus worth pointing out?
The use of sheep is certainly appropriate when it comes to Fox. I wonder if they ever considered the possibility that the reason they are number one in the ratings is because more educated progressive-minded people have better things to do with their time than sit glued to the boob-tube for 5 hours a night soaking up rightwing propaganda and lies.
TV viewers are sheep. Doesn’t FOX news have the oldest demographic amongst all the networks at 65 years. People of that age are extremely loyal television viewers and believe everything FOX says. Besides his procedurals, my father watches FOX from morning to night. It is so crazy -it’s cult like.
“People of that age are extremely loyal television viewers and believe everything FOX says.” Say what? You’re comment is almost as idiotic as Fox News saying they are a fair and balanced news organization.
Gee, America has decided that it doesn’t want to consume liberal propaganda anymore. NBC, ABC, & CBS can just choke on their own garbage.
And to the victors go the spoils!
Fox News – proof positive that legalized prostitution can work on a national level.
..and Keeping Up with the Kardashians has more viewers then Breaking Bad.
Congratz!
Ah yes. Megyn Kelly. She of “pepper spray is like a food, right?” fame. Classic.
A billion-dollar company acting like nine-year-olds.
We really do live in a truly vile, rotten culture.
This is what liberals need to believe. Conservatives are sheep. If they believe that they can believe Fox beating all three cable networks combined, is some form of brainwashing. The truth is, fox is mostly telling the truth. And the truths they are telling resonate with the majority in this country. A frightening thought for the hopeless bleeding heart liberal.
Can I freshen up that Kool-Aid for ya?
LOOK OUT! There’s an immigrant behind you! Run for your life!!
You know nothing about what “majority” means. Fox viewership is well below 3% of the population.
Since MSNBC started totaly whoring itself 24/7 for Barry and the DNC, only the tinfoil hat crowd is watching it these days.
” Christmas ” is a ” religious holiday ” ….it was the day when ” Jesus Christ ” was born….the ” virgin Mary ” gave birth to GOD’s son…..Jesus was born in a barn….surrounded by shepherds and SHEEPS…..that’s why FOX news used the SHEEPS as a metaphor and symbolizes proof on the night when GOD had the Virgin Mary delivered his son to guide the ” ignorant mortals “…..I love the card….I think it’s very cute…and the greetings inside I understand exactly what they mean! Merry Christmas FOX! Team of heaven is here….:) GOD BLESS!
tacky, cheesy and inappropriate for a Christmast card. It fine for advertising etc.
Not racist but Number One with Every Racist…..
Fox Not Facts
The Hacking Media
At least Fox (and CNN) is legitimate news, not a propaganda, sensationalist machine charading as news, ala MSNBC.
worth it just to hear the shrieks of rage from DH commenters
Maybe it’s because foxes eat sheep. Which is why they are running for their lives.
fox news is just very creative with their holiday cards and they put good graphics in cards too.
The left-right paradigm is a joke. FOX knows that every mainstream media sleigh is being pulled by sheeple who are lost in the false paradigm. WAKE UP!
Again, Fox is popuar because they realized the Rush-Limbaugh formula early on: we can get all the Gun-Nuts, Fundies, Neo-cons and Libertarian Whackjobs all in once place and they’ll watch all day!!
People who are not Republitards are choosing one of the other 5,000 forms of entertainment out there that runs contrary to Fox, and that’s a number a lot bigger than Rupert Murdoch’s various echo chambers.
Are you sure this is a FOX NEWS card and not a FOX network card?
That’s sure make a whole lot more sense, you know.
FOX News is a joke, everyone knows it, even them. End of story.