Hot Trailer: ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’

COMMENTS (34)

• Craptastic!

  Comment by JWB — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 10:34am PST  Reply to this post

• Elodie Yung as a hot ninja!! YES!

  Comment by Camilla — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 10:39am PST  Reply to this post

• why do they even bother with such execrable dreck? GI Joe II reeks of lameness. Then again, it will probably make money so it’s all good. Oh, Hollywood — why have you forsaken me with such fetid celluloid crap!

  Comment by bobby the saint — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 10:40am PST  Reply to this post

• Just like the MIB3 trailer, this looks awesome.

  Comment by Fan — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 10:41am PST  Reply to this post

• Been all round the tinterweb saying this but can’t wait for this movie love the song that’s in the trailer (hope its in the movie) and like that all that’s wrong with the original JOE is high cholesterol (not enough one liners in films now days)

  Comment by Brit — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 10:46am PST  Reply to this post

• I didn’t even see the first one, but I can tell you that that’s a hit movie.

  Comment by Well — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 10:46am PST  Reply to this post

• How is it this looks so bad? And with such a capable cast?

  Comment by deeds — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 10:55am PST  Reply to this post

• BRUCE WILLIS SAVES THE DAY!

  Comment by bunny — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 10:56am PST  Reply to this post

• Not bad, though it wouldn’t take much to top the first..as long as they get the Ninjas right, that’s all anyone cares about.

  Comment by watcher — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 11:04am PST  Reply to this post

• Based on this trailer, you should have listed ‘explosions’ as the lead actor in the synopsis.

  The theme song is pretty catchy though.

  Comment by Nerd — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 11:11am PST  Reply to this post

• this trailer is already better than the first film.

  Comment by yes — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 11:32am PST  Reply to this post

• Where the hell is Zartan?

  Comment by Joe — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 11:36am PST  Reply to this post

• So does Tatum get killed in the beginning of the movie?

  Comment by Z — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 11:48am PST  Reply to this post

• No Sienna Miller coming back as the Baroness? Disappointing. She was probably the best character in the first. I suppose they ruined her as a femme fatale/villain by making her the love interest. Also a lot of the original cast has been cut, no Marlon Wayans, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Dennis Quaid, the girl who was Scarlet etc. Kind of a big drop in action directors from Steven Sommers down to the guy who did some Step Up tween-dance-chick flick sequels. Maybe they think fight choreography is similar enough to dance? But I like bringing The Rock in, he is a natural fit for the genre and the BW cameo helps tremendously.

  Comment by andrew — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 12:06pm PST  Reply to this post

• Wow!!! Cain’t wait!

  Comment by Matthew — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 12:36pm PST  Reply to this post

• Great trailer – killer song and some big shots!

  Comment by Can't wait — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 12:38pm PST  Reply to this post

• Looks like fast food, but the edible kind.

  Comment by Rex — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 12:50pm PST  Reply to this post

• Let’s hope that the Seven Nation Army-variation isn’t the new theme song. I really can’t listen to this song anymore…

  Comment by Beridoc — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 12:54pm PST  Reply to this post

• Nice stinger with Willis. Looks like fun. The first was, despite the interesting talent on screen, a real snoozer. Maybe they’ve got something here, though.

  Comment by Taskerlands — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 1:11pm PST  Reply to this post

• …I think this thing is going to surprise a lot of people.

  Comment by Woah — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 1:19pm PST  Reply to this post

• Couldn’t have said it better myself, JWB. With the emphasis on CRAP!

  Comment by Seriously?! — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 1:27pm PST  Reply to this post

• Retaliation because not enough of us wanted to see the first film?

  Please, if you insist on doing a toy-based movie, at least make a movie, not string together CGI and 3D effects.

  Comment by GI No — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 1:56pm PST  Reply to this post

• Can’t take this seriously with Channing Tatum in it. Sorry.

  Comment by Roger C. — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 1:57pm PST  Reply to this post

• Korben Dallas is the original GI Joe? Where’s the shark, cuase this “franchise” just jumped it.

  And this plot seems REALLY familiar to the upcoming Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. You know, elite unit betrayed by evil forces and has to fight back to clear its name. Screenwriters Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick are just this side of plagiarism.

  Comment by carthy — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 2:07pm PST  Reply to this post

• GI Joe: Ghost Protocol!

  No, I kid – trailer already looks better than the first movie

  Comment by Farber — Tuesday December 13, 2011 @ 2:12pm PST  Reply to this post