
It looks like ABC’s topper Paul Lee was half-right in his hypothesis that during the current economic downturn viewers would flock to genres that were popular during the depression. It worked for fairy tales, with the success of Once Upon A Time. But another top depression draw, horror, may have tougher sledding. ABC’s new horror/mystery drama The River launched to so-so numbers last night. The first hour of its 2-hour premiere posted a 2.5 rating in adults 18-49 and 8.2 million at 9 PM. The second hour dipped to a 2.2 rating and 6.8 million viewers, with the show slipping a tenth of a rating point every half-hour. The 2.2 rating matched the debut in ABC’s midseason drama Off The Map in the Wednesday 10 PM slot last year. At 8 PM, back-to-back original episodes of Last Man Standing (2.3/6, 7.75 million; 2.5/6, 7.96 million) were down 12% and 4% in the demo, respectively, from the comedy’s last original 3 weeks ago.
CBS won the night in both 18-49 and total viewers anchored by the 200th episode of NCIS (4.1/11, 20.82), even with its last original 4 weeks ago in 18-49 and logging its second largest audience of the season. NCIS: LA (3.1/8, 16.12 million) was down 6%, while Unforgettable (2.2/6, 11.7 million) was flat. Ricky Martin was no match for the gloved one. Last night’s episode of Fox’s Glee (3.2/9) starring the Latin heartthrob posted a 3.2/9 in 18-49, down 14% from last week’s Michael Jackson episode. New Girl (3.5/9) was even with last week, while Raising Hope (2.2/5) was up 10%. NBC’s Biggest Loser (2.2/6) was up 5% from last week. Parenthood(1.6/4) was down 6% from 3 weeks ago for a series low. CW’s 90210 (0.7/2) was steady while Ringer (0.5/1) was down a tenth.
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What about the CW? How did Ringer do?
Thanks to short attention spans that were spawned by the MTV quick-cut culture and instant-celebrity mania, we now have a generation that hasn’t got an attention span long enough to put down the iPhone and settle into well-produced televised drama. The downward spiral continues. Anybody hear what Snookie did yesterday?
The River was not well produced. The casting is off, the scripts are horrible, and we’ve seen it before. Lost.
I too was really looking forward to this, then the opening scenes with the grown son is told his dad’s beacon was found and it just felt fake….I was like ‘uh-oh’.
I was hoping it would get better and it did not….I turned it off 20 minutes later.
I take no pleasure in saying this, I wanted this to ROCK!
I will agree with you there…however, this isn’t exactly one of those “well-produced televised dramas”. To hype yourself as a “pulse-pounding thriller” and then showing up with back-to-back episodes of slow, too-dark-to-make-anything-out-during-the-thrills means it’s not going to get much better than this. And a monster of the week story on a boat down a river just doesn’t seem like a show that can last for several seasons. I predict this show is done by the end of it’s abbreviated season.
This isn’t about short attention spans. This is about a ludicrous pilot that got worse by the minute — which explains the declining numbers. Snookie’s only relevance is that yes, she too might think the Found Footage gag is a cutting edge approach to drama.
So there’s that.
My soapbox rant wasn’t a comment on this particular show, which I’ll admit to not even sampling. . but instead the preponderance of lightweight nonsense, games, aspiring performers and weight loss that now inhabits a vista once dominated by honest-to-goodness talent and ability. When they do show up, decent shows have to cut through this trailer park of noise.
Well you might want to have mentioned that, since the main point of this article is the results The River posted last night..
That, or it was just bad.
The River did not meet up with expectations promised by ABC’s promos. It was not thrilling in the least but rather annoying, i.e. bad acting, bad dialogue and the overuse of the shaky camera.
What does “well-produced television drama” have to do with The River?
Or it could be that The River is boooooriiiing. How does Paul Lee explain the popularity of Revenge – were there nighttime soaps in the Depression?
I have a better hypothesis – make better TV shows. Period.
Unforgettable is the best new show on tv by darn!! Jane curtain is a greT addition! We love Dylan and poppy! All the nursed here love dylan
The first two episodes were competent enough, with the second being considerably scarier (the silly unseen-monster trope of the first might have scared off the audience). The characters aren’t nearly as instantly grabbing as the ones in Lost, but I’m surprised at the low numbers. This is the kind of show where it takes several episodes for the charm to wear off.
IMHO:The river should be thrown into the river-it was bad! I mean seriously-how many similarities to LOST can you have? The numbers went down during the show because viewers realized how awful it was. I was actually looking forward to it,but,it was a huge letdown. Most likely I will not return next week,or, for any future episodes. I agree with the commenter who said this doesn’t have what it takes to last several seasons.It may not even come back at all next year. To those who missed the “LOST” similarities: 1)guy’s son=doctor,Jack =doctor,2) something running around in forest=something also running around in forest,3)Sawyer,Sahid in LOST=the guy with the guns,4)Kate=… Seriously,the list goes on & and on! Also the camera-how they shot this-extremely annoying!!extremely!! IMHO:this “program” was a piece of $#!T! To anyone who enjoyed this mess:”bless you”-TO EACH HIS OWN. Personally,I’d rather watch old episodes of LOST,because, this is NOT the next LOST-just a poorly made copy of it. Thank you.
It’s simple: produce good television and they will watch (HBO, SHOWTIME, AMC, ETC) produce bad and they will spend their time surfing the web. You will be seeing a steady decline in network shows with the only remaining viewership in the flyover states because those are the only people who can stomach this dated garbage. Reality is all anyone watches on network these days.
It was pretty bad all around, even amateurish, with stupid plot devices.
Forget the forced and drab storyline — The casting was dreadful. Who are those actors? How did ABC allow that to happen?? Must have been Oren steamrolling again.
Marketing stunk on this one.
Actually, the marketing was good. It brought a lot of people into the ABC fold – rare air these days. The problem is that the show sucked so people started tuning out right at the gate.
Zero tension as you know the main characters are not going to die. Especially after you watch the promo for the season ahead. So right off the bat you know the jewish camera guy is the first to go… and the the black camera guy will be next.
Oh, here’s an idea. When you find a section of woods with a bunch of dolls hanging in the trees, that feels like a good place to set up camp… wtf?
I won’t be tuning in again.
“When you find a section of woods with a bunch of dolls hanging in the trees, that feels like a good place to set up camp… wtf?”
Hee. And does it really make sense to ignore-until-its-too-late the one person (the engineer’s daughter) who obviously knows about the river and is scared of it? The captain/security-expert/bodyguard dude should have been all over that, because those guys hate walking into situations where they don’t know what’s coming. It’s kinda unprofessional, for one thing…
Went into The River last night very excited to see what would unfold. Yet, I could not believe how dull and painfully boring the first hour was. My boyfriend was repeatedly asking to see what else was on, but we kept it on to see if it would actually become interesting or engaging. Nope. …And then episode two started, and the crew was off and onto a new mysterious creature or something. Turned it off ten minutes later. Too much yelling, shakey camera (I get that’s the point, and it may work in theaters, but if feels “off” in television format.), annoying cast (the lead’s hair: are you serious!?), and low-grade effects. Not tuning in next week, but am interested to see if this show even makes it to the end of this already short season.
The numbers of viewers NCIS and NCIS LA get are amazing. How can they get 20/16 million viewers while other shows get 9 or 6? Wow!
CBS really got lucky with that combination.
Very sad to read about The River numbers. I already watch both NCIS,Person of Interest and The Mentalist. So I have enought cop procedurals. I LOVE Smash , but I was hoping for The River too. No so sure now.
What’s even more amazing is that CBS’ lineup is crap and yet people watch it.
Hey Oren Peli, time’s up dude. Guy got lucky with PA, which Paramount really did a great job of marketing. But his shtick won’t work on TV. How Spielberg thought this was smart is beyond me.
Agreed. It was PA meets a giant Amazonian fruit bat (or some such) on a houseboat… down by the river.
Meh.
*snort* I thought it was an Amazonian alien pod or suchlike. TR is a very good argument for doing limited-run series if you have a premise that can only go so far.
Is anyone else besides me sick of two-hour premieres? A dramatic TV show should require one hour of your life, not two. Two hours=a movie. It’s overkill – and I think is keeping viewers away.
ABC has produced two wonderful shows this season, Once Upon a Time and Revenge. However, The River was badly done and I say this as a fan of Jaume Collet-Serra’s, “Orphan”. The actress in that movie, Isabelle Fuhrman would blow many of the actors on The Rier right off of the screen. That girl has great acting skills. “Orphan” had great writing and The River did not. The only really great actors on the show are Bruce Greenwood and Leslie Hope. I really enjoyed their scenes, the rest were either good (Eloise Mumford) or really bad (
Joe Anderson and his awful American accent). The River was badly written, and edited piece of shit.
“HEADWATERS OF THE RIVER” Pg.1
FADE IN
INTERIOR, EXECUTIVE OFFICES, DAY
A harried, increasingly desperate and terminally frightened television programmer bellows at hapless underlings…
TV EXEC
Where are those old index cards? You
know, those old three by five cards, the
old-fashioned kind! The ones we pinned up,
when we were trying to make some sense…
sense out of “LOST”? The plot lines we
we discarded?? You kept them SOMEWHERE
didn’t you? Didn’t you?? DIDN’T YOU???
The shaky cam, ultimately revealing nothing, is irritating to anyone over 18.
The stories already feel like reheated, overheated Lost leftovers. And that show left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth when it finally withered and died. So TV execs recreate it–yay!
Spielberg’s TV track record is abysmal. Amazing Stories, anyone?