EXCLUSIVE: Yesterday a French blog released a list of what it contended was the official Cannes selection for 2012. The blog said the list had been briefly published on the official Cannes Film Festival website before hastily being pulled down. A number of other sites have picked up the list, but Deadline will not. This was an April Fools joke, and not a very funny one. I spoke to Cannes general delegate and artistic director Thierry Frémaux this morning who tells me “There was no internet leak.” Indeed, it would be impossible for the list to leak given it’s not completed and, as Frémaux says,
“The selection is in my head.” He further tells me, “This is all lies and it’s disgusting to play with such a thing. Cannes is an institution and must be preserved. There is a code of conduct for Cannes and it must be respected. Those who don’t respect the code, will never come back to Cannes.” Wild Bunch’s Vincent Maraval put the list down to an irresponsible prank telling me that some of his own films that appeared on the list have not even been seen by Frémaux. There were a couple of titles on the list that have been the source of wide speculation, but the official Cannes press conference takes place on April 19 and Frémaux and his team will be screening films and honing their selection until the very last minute. End of story.


“This is all lies and it’s disgusting to play with such a thing. Cannes is an institution and must be preserved. There is a code of conduct for Cannes and it must be respected.”
Actually, it’s disgusting to hear someone so pompous and humorless get all pissy about a vastly overrated film festival. Cannes is actually a whorehouse full of skanks and slimeballs, cutting deals over coke and hookers, dressed up with a smattering of whorish Hollywood A-listers desperate for the fig leaf of supposedly sophisticated (ie French) cultural benediction.
The fact that this farcical self-regarding spectacle regularly lauds Woody Allen, who is 15 years past his sell-by date, is a good indication of its real intent. Which is simply to counterbalance Hollywood’s worldwide cultural hegemony, and assure international visibility and serious consideration for its own, largely turgid, cinematic product.
“a vastly overrated film festival. Cannes is actually a whorehouse full of skanks and slimeballs, cutting deals over coke and hookers, dressed up with a smattering of whorish Hollywood A-listers desperate for the fig leaf of supposedly sophisticated (ie French) cultural benediction. ”
come on! just attend one edition of the festival, see which people really make the main attendance and you will have to admit there is a difference between how yellow press reports about the festival and what it is…
SHARKEY – that is exactly why we all LOVE going to Cannes! Bring on the hookers, cocaine and fig leaves!
Hear, hear! You forgot to mention last year’s egregious winner, “The Tree of LIfe,” but it’s true: the emperor of festivals has no clothes. You cannot possibly list all of its faults in one comment.
As a producer of mine once said, “Cannes is a souk. I can’t stand it.” I just find it incredibly tacky, the food is disgusting, except for the greasy pizza, and outrageously expensive, like spending a week or more living on concession-stand prices.
The Berlinale, by contrast, is pure civilization.
But then, if just one of those films remains on the official selection the list wasn´t a lie at all.
My bet? Part of the list was true, part was just someone guessing.
C´mon Thierry Frémaux, we know you select movies without seeing them, based on your own personal agenda.
Sharkey’s comment is ridiculously off. I’m not a big of Allen but Midnight international success (and domestic) shows he’s not a shelved director. In terms of the market, it’s a market. Deals are done. In terms of the films it seems as though you’re primary complaint is against big US launches which comprise a fraction of official selection.
Predicting certain competition titles is rather simple, so if truth can be found that way I can publish the obvious ones and be proved correct in having insider knowledge or access to the dust bin of the Paris office?
Finally seems as though Nancy’s only Euro tipster is WB. V funny.
Just make the announcement already. After all this hype, this better not be the snorefest last year’s crapola was.
Also Sharkey, I will be marrying you shortly.
I believe this may have been part of the original ‘dream’ list..I know for a fact the PT Anderson film won’t be done.
“whorish Hollywood A-listers desperate for the fig leaf of supposedly sophisticated (ie French) cultural benediction. ”
But who EXACTLY are you calling “whorish”?