‘Twilight Saga’s Kellan Lutz To Play Tarzan In Constantin Movie

COMMENTS (5)

• I would rather get a full back tattoo of Osama bin Laden kick flipping off of the Golden Gate Bridge into a foam pit filled with Kate Uptons than see this movie. I’m sure the world agrees with me.

  Comment by Deak N. Blues — Thursday May 3, 2012 @ 8:39pm PDT  Reply to this post

• Constantin is becoming the #1 boredom king. First the total artistic failure of “Three Musketeers”, now another Tarzan. Those Germans have money but no taste.

  Comment by George of the Jungle — Friday May 4, 2012 @ 12:54am PDT  Reply to this post

• I was excited about this until I read the motion capture part.

  This is like hiring Brooklyn Deker to play a CGI Lady Chatterly.

  Comment by M.A. — Friday May 4, 2012 @ 3:20am PDT  Reply to this post

• “Warner Bros has long been beating its chest about making a movie about the vine swinging he-man,”

  This goes to show that they plan to make a movie on the Hollywood version of Tarzan and not the Book version that Edgar Rice Burroughs wrote where Tarzand leaped from tree to tree he didnt swing on vines. I agree with the others that this film will be as correct as the last installment of The Three Muskateers.

  Comment by Aleric — Friday May 4, 2012 @ 8:47am PDT  Reply to this post

• It’s a Constantin Film film so they will still find a way to hand it over to Paul W.S. Anderson, who will then cast his wife, Mila Jovovich, and together they will bjork the whole thing. Anyone who had the misfortune to watch the humorless, so well meaning it hurts, Junior League Euro-splunk that is ‘Animals United’ can expect a repeat overdose of Save the Planet, Respect the Environment, Vote Green, Anti-Global Warming Dan Quyale-ludes.

  Comment by Ripsnorter — Friday May 4, 2012 @ 11:05am PDT  Reply to this post