It stars the real Christoph Waltz and a fake Brad Pitt and lots of blood. Here is the Director’s Cut of Djesus Uncrossed from Saturday Night Live:
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This is funny? Just when one thinks NBC can’t sink any lower…
This was so forced.
MadTV’s Jesus Terminator was way better.
OH MAN I remember that Mad TV skit LOL!
Is it wrong that the only thing I can think of after watching this is the fact that there won’t be any riots or religious wars started because of it? Throw someone else in Jesus’s place and you’d have hell to pay. As far as the quality goes, I smiled once or twice, but no actual chuckles, but that’s still better than 95% of SNL skits as of late. I know it’s seemingly de rigueur to complain about the quality of SNL over the past few seasons, but they really have taken a turn for the worse. I usually try and give it the cold open, monologue, and first skit, and lately I don’t think I’ve made it more than that before changing the channel. Why I keep giving it a shot week after week annoys me to no end.
christians have killed PLENTY for simple offenses, don’t be a damned ignorant fool.
Not in modern times.
HILARIOUS
I’ll have to watch the whole show — me likey.
That’s the best movie of the year and thank God it doesn’t star that fat hippo Melissa McCarthy. She’s terrible. I Dream of Djesus with the sexy long hair. Women don’t turn me on I like manly men with big guns.
We’re supposed to laugh?
in case you missed it….yes!
Most of you are idiots. This was inspired comedy.
“Inspired” means something fresh and novel. This is a lame comedy go-to. Insert Hitler or Jesus.
You are the idiot.
Inspired as in great parody of Tarantino movies. All the quintessential aspects of his films were used and parodied in this. I’m not the biggest fan of SNL anymore but this was one point. You have not taste, WRTRPROD7.
If you think this was genius, you sir, have zero taste. You’re probably young.
You missed my point. It’s a lame, easy, go-to inserting a shock figure like Hitler or Jesus.
The lazy writers did both on this episode. You have no discernment at all.
Does this show REALLY bring in big money? Why is NBC continually coasting with this show? Drive a stake into the heart of it once and for all and, DAMN, put it out of it’s eternal misery.
i laughed at this, probably because i’m not some grumpy old guy on here who gets so bend out of shape when seeing something that wasn’t suppose to be taken serious. you guys are hilarious
Obviously you’re very young. Your grammar and spelling are what’s truly hilarious.
Yes, when I want to read impeccable grammar and spelling, the internet is the first thing I think of.
Just like when I want to see good comedy, SNL is the first thing I think of.
Ha ha, you’re actually defending illiteracy? If you’re going to share your opinion on a subject with some sense of haughtiness, perhaps you should at least learn the language. Idiotic post to say the least.
Ooooff. Sorta clever but not funny at all. I’m kind of embarrassed for Christoph Waltz for making that. “No more Mr. Nice Jesus”? Yikes.
A couple of laughs but it would have been funnier if it wasn’t such a straight parody of Django Unchained. It should have just been more of a satire of Quentin’s work like The Naked Gun is a satire with just hints of parody.
This was easily the best spoof/parody since Louie/Lincoln and if you don’t see the satire you probably take yourself and beliefs way too seriously.
Why is it overly religous people have no funny bone? I am talking “all religons”. If you hate the sketch fine don’t laugh. The reason why there isn’t a “RIOT IN THE STREETS” is because the USA is not a “Thrid World Theology Nation” , yet.
I think you meant to use the word, “theocracy”. Some parts of the U.S. are already resembling the third world. If Obama has his, way all the U.S. will be. His administration already resembles a banana dictatorship. More executive orders and administrative law, anyone?
Absolutely hysterical if you’re a Quentin Tarantino fan and one of SNL’s best things in years. Anyone who can’t find at least one laugh in this needs to leave the internet forever.
THIS IS FUNNY. Lighten up. It’s over-the-top and follows a certain Tarantino logic.
I actually am a grumpy old man, and I liked it.
I’m a huge SNL fan. This was the worst. Joking about religious people is hilarious! Joking about Who people believe in is not. It is highly offensive to Christians.
Jesus came to help, love, and save. It is ironic how we, as Christians, have treated people with violence (through our words) and unkind actions, as this video depicts. I’m sorry! That’s not Christ-like at all.
I pray that everyone can experience a full life like I have found in my faith through Christ!
That’s partially what makes it so funny, namely that’s it’s the opposite of everything that Jesus was supposed to have believed in.
Then there’s the aspect that’s a parody of Tarantino’s films.
This was the only funny skit in the entire show.
it was actually better than Django…
I thought they didn’t go quite far enough.
Djesus should have headbutted Iscariot with his crown of thorns and then beaten the living tar out of him with his cross.
More fitting that way.
I’m sure I’m not the only one to point out that the proper analogy in this skit is comparing the Germans and slave owners in inglorious bastards and django with the Jewish Pharisees, ironically, not with the Romans…
It’s funny that people who like it instantly assume anyone that doesn’t like it must be of another, grumpier generation. This logic is totally absurd. There are plenty of people of the same generation that have different tastes in comedy.