Florida businessman Marc Schiller survived kidnapping, torture, and attempted murder at the hands of the Sun Gym Gang, portrayed as bumbling antiheroes by Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and Anthony Mackie in Michael Bay’s Pain & Gain. He’s less than amused by the flashy, comedic trailers for Paramount’s April 26 pic (Schiller declined an invitation to screen the full film):