As you know, Deadline is laser-focused on reporting accurately about the business of Hollywood and ignoring its celebrity bullshit. By contrast, The Hollywood Reporter rumor-mongers inaccurately about the business of Hollywood and gorges on celebrity bullshit. My parent company was curious what September/October stories drove the most traffic to THR’s website. No surprise, the results were these phony headlines, photo galleries, and moronic content:

Be Miley Cyrus for Halloween: Get the Foam Finger on Amazon
Two British Men Sentenced for Oompa-Loompa Attack
The Year of the Too-Orange Spray Tan
Miley Cyrus Slams ‘Breaking Bad’: ‘The Coughing Is Driving Me Crazy’
Lamar Odom Breaks Twitter Silence, Defends Khloe Kardashian
Runway Model Punches Topless Protesters
The Kardashian Family’s Summer of Bummers (Photo Gallery)
Justin Bieber Fan Spends $100K on Plastic Surgery to Look Like the Singer
Miley Cyrus’ Most Controversial Moments (Photo Gallery)
Justin Bieber’s Latest ‘Believe’ Promo Is a Bummer (Video)
Noel Gallagher Calls One Direction ‘F–king Idiots’

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