Craig Ferguson tonight announced to his studio audience he would be leaving The Late Late Show at the end of the year. “CBS and I are not getting divorced, we are ‘consciously uncoupling,’ but we will still spend holidays together and share custody of the fake horse and robot skeleton, both of whom we love very much,” Ferguson said in the announcement. Here’s how he broke the news to his studio audience:

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